Everything's bottoms... - Page 2

Pookie · 08.31.2006, 07:59 AM

tits 'n ass

Pookie · 08.31.2006, 08:01 AM

David Cassidy

porkmarras · 08.31.2006, 08:03 AM

Cassandra Wilson

nicfit · 08.31.2006, 08:03 AM

david hasselhoff (yeah right)

Pookie · 08.31.2006, 08:07 AM

Have you got a match?
My ass and your face.

porkmarras · 08.31.2006, 08:08 AM

Thats rude spookie.

porkmarras · 08.31.2006, 08:08 AM

What an ass that he hass

fishmonkey · 08.31.2006, 08:09 AM

jesus, mary and the ass

Pookie · 08.31.2006, 08:10 AM

Bounce dat ass

Pookie · 08.31.2006, 08:10 AM

Jack ass

Pookie · 08.31.2006, 08:11 AM

Don't beat my ass (with a baseball bat)

porkmarras · 08.31.2006, 08:12 AM

Let my ass lie on the grass

Pookie · 08.31.2006, 08:13 AM

Lick my ass

porkmarras · 08.31.2006, 08:17 AM

i've seen you baby.....shaking that ass,shaking that ass,shaking that ass.

porkmarras · 08.31.2006, 08:20 AM

Nice lass

krastian · 08.31.2006, 02:10 PM

That's a good ass point.

acousticrock87 · 08.31.2006, 05:40 PM

I'll ass every single one of you motherassers up. Assing fuckholes.

Alex's Trip · 08.31.2006, 05:42 PM

You smell like ass...

!@#$%! · 08.31.2006, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pookie

...with you Americans.

Bad ass
Good ass
Mean ass
Kicking ass...

i think basil fawlty pointed that out best

(see "waldorf salad" episode)

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to add:

asswipe
asshat
assclown
sorry ass
looks like ass
asshole
to make an ass of yourself (not sure if it originally meant "donkey", but now...)
up your ass/ up yours
that's what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass
etc

Hip Priest · 08.31.2006, 05:48 PM

My Ass

Stephen is seated at a large desk in American military
uniform, smoking a huge cigar: a Stars and Stripes
flag hangs behind him.

Stephen: Jacobson! Get your ass in here right now!

Hugh enters, also in uniform, carrying a holdall.

Hugh: Sir!

Stephen: Jacobson, what the hell am I going to do with
your ass?

Hugh: My ass, sir?

Stephen: Can you think of one goddamn reason why I
shouldn't kick your ass all the way back to New
Mexico?

Hugh: Well, sir if this concerns ...

Stephen: You know what the hell it concerns, Jacobson.
It concerns your ass! What does it concern?

Hugh: My ass, sir.

Stephen: Do you recall what it was I said to you the
last time you were in here?

Hugh: Well sir. You told me to move my ass, and haul my
ass, and not to sit on my ass, because if I did, you
would personally rearrange my ass.

Stephen: Uh uh. Wrong, Mr Jacobson. I was not going to
rearrange your ass - I was going to boil your ass
in a bag, and have your ass for breakfast.

Hugh: That's it, sir. Have my ass for breakfast.

Stephen: Read that sign, Jacobson.

Hugh looks at a sign on Stephen's desk.

Hugh: "The buck stops at my ass."

Stephen: See, that's why I have this star Jacobson. Because
my ass is on the line.

Hugh: The bottom line ... ?

Stephen: The bottom line.

Hugh: I understand.

Stephen: Well, I am glad you got your ass straight on that
one. Now Jacobson, I've got myself a problem.

Hugh: A problem, sir?

Stephen: Yup. Seems that some goddamn college boy on
the fifth floor wants a piece of my ass ...

Hugh: Your ass, sir?

Stephen: You bet your ass, my ass. If I could just get
my hands on this guy's ass, his ass is history.

Hugh: Whose ass would that be sir?

Stephen: The guy who's got his ass in my face, Jacobson.

Hugh: Sir?

Stephen: Yes, Jacobson?

Hugh: How does my ass fit into all of this?

Stephen: It's very simple, Jacobson. You are aware that
your ass is mine?

Hugh: It is sir?

Stephen: Oh yes, your ass is mine, mister. The day you
joined the army, you signed your ass over to me.

Hugh: I get it, sir.

Stephen: Oh you do, do you?

Hugh: This guy wants a piece of your ass, so you're
thinking that, being as my ass is yours, maybe you
could give him a piece of my ass as a way of saving
your ass.

Stephen: Shut your ass, Jacobson. Nobody likes a smart
Alec. Now boy ...

Hugh: Sir?

Stephen: Got your ass with you?

Hugh: Yes sir.

Hugh plops the bag on the desk. Stephen looks into the bag.

Hugh: With respect, sir, don't jerk my ass around.

Stephen: Mm. Nice piece of ass.

08.31.2006, 07:59 AM	#21
Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	tits 'n ass
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08.31.2006, 08:01 AM	#22
Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	David Cassidy
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08.31.2006, 08:03 AM	#23
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	Cassandra Wilson __________________
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nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	david hasselhoff (yeah right) __________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
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08.31.2006, 08:07 AM	#25
Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	Have you got a match? My ass and your face.
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porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	Thats rude spookie. __________________
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porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	What an ass that he hass __________________
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08.31.2006, 08:09 AM	#28
fishmonkey invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,670	jesus, mary and the ass __________________ "Pescescimmia ha grandi bulbi oculari blu, ognuno attaccato su un lato della sua testa, in modo tale da risucire a guardare indietro senza girare la sua testa pesciosa"
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08.31.2006, 08:10 AM	#29
Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	Bounce dat ass
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08.31.2006, 08:11 AM	#31
Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	Don't beat my ass (with a baseball bat)
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08.31.2006, 08:12 AM	#32
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	Let my ass lie on the grass __________________
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08.31.2006, 08:13 AM	#33
Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	Lick my ass
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08.31.2006, 08:17 AM	#34
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	i've seen you baby.....shaking that ass,shaking that ass,shaking that ass. __________________
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08.31.2006, 08:20 AM	#35
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	Nice lass __________________
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08.31.2006, 02:10 PM	#36
krastian invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Baltimore Posts: 7,808	That's a good ass point. __________________ Confusion is next and next after that is the Truth.
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08.31.2006, 05:40 PM	#37
acousticrock87 invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 5,515	I'll ass every single one of you motherassers up. Assing fuckholes.
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08.31.2006, 05:42 PM	#38
Alex's Trip invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Southern California Posts: 5,608	You smell like ass... __________________ KALOPSIA
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08.31.2006, 05:48 PM	#40
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	My Ass Stephen is seated at a large desk in American military uniform, smoking a huge cigar: a Stars and Stripes flag hangs behind him. Stephen: Jacobson! Get your ass in here right now! Hugh enters, also in uniform, carrying a holdall. Hugh: Sir! Stephen: Jacobson, what the hell am I going to do with your ass? Hugh: My ass, sir? Stephen: Can you think of one goddamn reason why I shouldn't kick your ass all the way back to New Mexico? Hugh: Well, sir if this concerns ... Stephen: You know what the hell it concerns, Jacobson. It concerns your ass! What does it concern? Hugh: My ass, sir. Stephen: Do you recall what it was I said to you the last time you were in here? Hugh: Well sir. You told me to move my ass, and haul my ass, and not to sit on my ass, because if I did, you would personally rearrange my ass. Stephen: Uh uh. Wrong, Mr Jacobson. I was not going to rearrange your ass - I was going to boil your ass in a bag, and have your ass for breakfast. Hugh: That's it, sir. Have my ass for breakfast. Stephen: Read that sign, Jacobson. Hugh looks at a sign on Stephen's desk. Hugh: "The buck stops at my ass." Stephen: See, that's why I have this star Jacobson. Because my ass is on the line. Hugh: The bottom line ... ? Stephen: The bottom line. Hugh: I understand. Stephen: Well, I am glad you got your ass straight on that one. Now Jacobson, I've got myself a problem. Hugh: A problem, sir? Stephen: Yup. Seems that some goddamn college boy on the fifth floor wants a piece of my ass ... Hugh: Your ass, sir? Stephen: You bet your ass, my ass. If I could just get my hands on this guy's ass, his ass is history. Hugh: Whose ass would that be sir? Stephen: The guy who's got his ass in my face, Jacobson. Hugh: Sir? Stephen: Yes, Jacobson? Hugh: How does my ass fit into all of this? Stephen: It's very simple, Jacobson. You are aware that your ass is mine? Hugh: It is sir? Stephen: Oh yes, your ass is mine, mister. The day you joined the army, you signed your ass over to me. Hugh: I get it, sir. Stephen: Oh you do, do you? Hugh: This guy wants a piece of your ass, so you're thinking that, being as my ass is yours, maybe you could give him a piece of my ass as a way of saving your ass. Stephen: Shut your ass, Jacobson. Nobody likes a smart Alec. Now boy ... Hugh: Sir? Stephen: Got your ass with you? Hugh: Yes sir. Hugh plops the bag on the desk. Stephen looks into the bag. Hugh: With respect, sir, don't jerk my ass around. Stephen: Mm. Nice piece of ass. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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