I know how to get famous - Page 2

nicfit · 09.28.2006, 03:40 PM

to get girls?

Trasher02 · 09.28.2006, 03:48 PM

Exactly...

Everyneurotic · 09.28.2006, 03:52 PM

i know how!!!! start a noise band, leave an amp with three distortion pedals on for like 8 hours everyday for a week, cut it up, release each second of it on a different format, press two of each, sell it as a super limited edition and say you are influenced by merzbow, wolf eyes and prurient but more hardcore and you're set!

nicfit · 09.28.2006, 03:55 PM

and have some nice packaging for your releases too.

Everyneurotic · 09.28.2006, 04:05 PM

nah, you can do 3" cd-rs with single color spray paints and paper sleeves.

Sheriff Rhys Chatham · 09.28.2006, 04:10 PM

i was reading a rolling stone magazine at school and saw kim and thurston hitting a hookah with the yyy's

Danny Himself · 09.28.2006, 05:22 PM

Doing something for the sole purpose of becoming famous is stupid. Fame should be a by-product of something worthwhile. You don't go eat at a restaurant because you want to have a shit.

DemonBox · 09.28.2006, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny Himself

You don't go eat at a restaurant because you want to have a shit.

Did you make that up yourself? That's awsome. I love the metaphor, or whatever it's called in english.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 09.28.2006, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny Himself

Doing something for the sole purpose of becoming famous is stupid. Fame should be a by-product of something worthwhile. You don't go eat at a restaurant because you want to have a shit.

Hahahaha. I'm not saying I want to famous, just that it is easy if you cash in on the latest trends.

atari 2600 · 09.28.2006, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

i know how!!!! start a noise band, leave an amp with three distortion pedals on for like 8 hours everyday for a week, cut it up, release each second of it on a different format, press two of each, sell it as a super limited edition and say you are influenced by merzbow, wolf eyes and prurient but more hardcore and you're set!

I believe you just exposed their wet dreams.

atari 2600 · 09.28.2006, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny Himself

Doing something for the sole purpose of becoming famous is stupid. Fame should be a by-product of something worthwhile. You don't go eat at a restaurant because you want to have a shit.

Thanks to You Thank You
Thank You very Much

Thank You

terminal pharmacy · 09.28.2006, 11:32 PM

kill george dubya that will make ya famous

nicfit · 09.29.2006, 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

nah, you can do 3" cd-rs with single color spray paints and paper sleeves.

uh,that's good enuff,actually.

jon boy · 09.29.2006, 02:27 AM

being famous is like being in prison. just ask the royal family.

!@#$%! · 09.29.2006, 11:34 AM

i know how you can get famous julian

stick a carrot in your ass (the tip only) and then chew it in, crunchy bite by cruchy byte. now here is the imporant thing: MAKE SURE TO GET IT ON VIDEO. get good closeups. and mic the scene well so that you get every crunchy crunch on the audio track. then you simply put the video up on myspace WITH YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS clearly visible in every frame.

guaranteed to bring you worldwide popularity in a couple of days. you'll be more famous that tubgirl.

Lurker · 09.29.2006, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny Himself

Doing something for the sole purpose of becoming famous is stupid. Fame should be a by-product of something worthwhile. You don't go eat at a restaurant because you want to have a shit.

Wait a minute. I've read this before somwhere, can't remember where thoug h, damn.

atsonicpark · 07.24.2008, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

drone band, do a drone band!

And around this time I started doing a drone band.

Luckily, we go for a bit of a different sound but damn.

atsonicpark · 07.24.2008, 10:32 AM

The reason I bumped this thread...

For the new scissor shock album, I made up 50 promo copies. The actual album is going to be limited to 50 copies, so I made up 50 promos, which had the art copied from a printer with some neatly-handwritten text for the tracklisting, album title, etc. You know, not a super professional thing but actually quite time consuming and costly when you consider I mailed out 50 of these to places like Bulgaria and shit.

Anyway, the response has been quite good, a lot of people like the new album..

But I've gotten one email from someone saying they wouldn't review it because there's no packaging.. okay, fair enough.. then I got a review from vitalweekly saying how the music was great but the packaging sucked so they weren't going to say anything about it until I sent them a well packaged release.

Now in all seriousness, when did noise and related genres become all about the packaging? My music has always been about music and nothnig more -- I don't give a fuck if it's packaged in a condom or whatever, that's the last thing on my mind. However, the more I started thinking about it, the more I noticed noise releases over the years........ "this is some good feedback stuff but MAN THE PACKAGINGI S CRAZY" I always see reviews like that, never noticed it before.

I'm going to do an experiment wherein I release something in the craziest fucking package ever and release a CD of silence and see how many good reviews I get.

SYRFox · 07.24.2008, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

The reason I bumped this thread...

For the new scissor shock album, I made up 50 promo copies. The actual album is going to be limited to 50 copies, so I made up 50 promos, which had the art copied from a printer with some neatly-handwritten text for the tracklisting, album title, etc. You know, not a super professional thing but actually quite time consuming and costly when you consider I mailed out 50 of these to places like Bulgaria and shit.

Anyway, the response has been quite good, a lot of people like the new album..

But I've gotten one email from someone saying they wouldn't review it because there's no packaging.. okay, fair enough.. then I got a review from vitalweekly saying how the music was great but the packaging sucked so they weren't going to say anything about it until I sent them a well packaged release.

Now in all seriousness, when did noise and related genres become all about the packaging? My music has always been about music and nothnig more -- I don't give a fuck if it's packaged in a condom or whatever, that's the last thing on my mind. However, the more I started thinking about it, the more I noticed noise releases over the years........ "this is some good feedback stuff but MAN THE PACKAGINGI S CRAZY" I always see reviews like that, never noticed it before.

I'm going to do an experiment wherein I release something in the craziest fucking package ever and release a CD of silence and see how many good reviews I get.

Make sure to package it in a condom. And if you don't find a condom large enough:

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Check this again

atsonicpark · 07.24.2008, 10:38 AM

well I had this band with the dude from warmth, solder teenage daughter, and we released the lil' cd in a nasty ass condom.

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Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	nah, you can do 3" cd-rs with single color spray paints and paper sleeves. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	i know how you can get famous julian stick a carrot in your ass (the tip only) and then chew it in, crunchy bite by cruchy byte. now here is the imporant thing: MAKE SURE TO GET IT ON VIDEO. get good closeups. and mic the scene well so that you get every crunchy crunch on the audio track. then you simply put the video up on myspace WITH YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS clearly visible in every frame. guaranteed to bring you worldwide popularity in a couple of days. you'll be more famous that tubgirl.
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07.24.2008, 10:32 AM	#38
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	The reason I bumped this thread... For the new scissor shock album, I made up 50 promo copies. The actual album is going to be limited to 50 copies, so I made up 50 promos, which had the art copied from a printer with some neatly-handwritten text for the tracklisting, album title, etc. You know, not a super professional thing but actually quite time consuming and costly when you consider I mailed out 50 of these to places like Bulgaria and shit. Anyway, the response has been quite good, a lot of people like the new album.. But I've gotten one email from someone saying they wouldn't review it because there's no packaging.. okay, fair enough.. then I got a review from vitalweekly saying how the music was great but the packaging sucked so they weren't going to say anything about it until I sent them a well packaged release. Now in all seriousness, when did noise and related genres become all about the packaging? My music has always been about music and nothnig more -- I don't give a fuck if it's packaged in a condom or whatever, that's the last thing on my mind. However, the more I started thinking about it, the more I noticed noise releases over the years........ "this is some good feedback stuff but MAN THE PACKAGINGI S CRAZY" I always see reviews like that, never noticed it before. I'm going to do an experiment wherein I release something in the craziest fucking package ever and release a CD of silence and see how many good reviews I get. __________________
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07.24.2008, 10:38 AM	#40
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	well I had this band with the dude from warmth, solder teenage daughter, and we released the lil' cd in a nasty ass condom. __________________
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