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Old 10.12.2006, 04:25 PM   #21
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Yeah, if he is a film movie-goer person get him tickets for movies or whatever he likes or tickets for his favorite band.

I'm sure there's an adult movie theatre near his college neighborhood.
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Old 10.12.2006, 04:27 PM   #22
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Yeah, adult movie theater, wouldn't that be awckward?
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Old 10.12.2006, 04:28 PM   #23
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I could sign him up for an infantry position in the U.S. Marine Corps. Make a man out of him.

just came back to say that would have worked fine except for the brainwashing.

a summer of toilet-cleaning will have the same effects, with the benefits that he'll still be able to form his own opinions. if toilet-cleaning is not available, working as a farmhand or dockworker should do the trick. oh yes! shit-jobs are great for the soul.

and i really gotta go or i'll have to get a shit-job myself...
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Old 10.12.2006, 04:29 PM   #24
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Really, I appreciate the suggestions, everyone.
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Old 10.12.2006, 04:30 PM   #25
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I have a shit-job working with fucking wannabe hardcore managers.
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Old 10.12.2006, 04:38 PM   #26
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15-year-old daughter, eh... What my son could really use is a girlfriend. There would be a four-year gap, of course, but my son is very well-intentioned.
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Old 10.12.2006, 04:56 PM   #27
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GREAT!
so did you acually tough up and play video games with him today?
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Old 10.12.2006, 05:23 PM   #28
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If he likes video games, get him a preorder for the Nintendo Wii ($250). Or if you want something pricey a PS3 preorder (the PS3's will be 500-600 bucks though). The PS3 preorders are hard to get my dad (being the nerd he is) was second in line to get one at EB games, and luckily for him there were 2 preorders available.
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Old 10.12.2006, 05:25 PM   #29
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GREAT!
so did you acually tough up and play video games with him today?

No, he's at college.
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Old 10.12.2006, 05:38 PM   #30
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Old 10.12.2006, 05:38 PM   #31
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oh so you missed your last chance listening to dinosaur jr.
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Old 10.12.2006, 05:55 PM   #32
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Old 10.13.2006, 08:52 AM   #33
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oh so you missed your last chance listening to dinosaur jr.

No, the Stones.
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Old 10.13.2006, 01:24 PM   #34
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I don't know. Any ideas? Seriously, the kid, bless him, asks for hardly anything. He has an iPod. Doesn't want a stereo, or even speakers for his iPod. Has pretty much the game systems he wants. There's a new game out next month he wants, but nothing right now. Doesn't really buy music. Not too into clothes.

Seriously, if you have ideas--let me know.

im a 19 year old, and i would totaly love:
-a bottle of grey goose
-a bottle of patron
-an 8th or quarter of some dank/chronic weed
-some lsd
-a growing kit


oh yeah, and some reallly realllly nice headphones
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Old 10.13.2006, 06:39 PM   #35
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If he likes video games, get him a preorder for the Nintendo Wii ($250). Or if you want something pricey a PS3 preorder (the PS3's will be 500-600 bucks though). The PS3 preorders are hard to get my dad (being the nerd he is) was second in line to get one at EB games, and luckily for him there were 2 preorders available.

if you want him to blow his GPA, get him a preorder for the Nintendo... etc.
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Old 10.13.2006, 06:50 PM   #36
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HAP[PY BITYTHADY SUN! This is like that cantankerous thread where she diuscusses her mom's birhtday, only it's A SON THIS TIME
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Old 10.14.2006, 12:12 AM   #37
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happy birthday to him.
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Old 10.14.2006, 12:43 PM   #38
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everyone sounds really rich. suggesting presents that would cost hundreds of dollars or more.
i think you should let him work for the expensive things. get him something kool but less pricey. books or something.
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Old 10.14.2006, 02:08 PM   #39
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I'm not wishing him a happy birthday, only to sonic youth boardmembers.
BLEH!
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Old 10.14.2006, 03:09 PM   #40
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everyone sounds really rich. suggesting presents that would cost hundreds of dollars or more.
i think you should let him work for the expensive things. get him something kool but less pricey. books or something.

Yeah. I mean, what 19 year old kid needs a 300-600 birthday present. I'm 16 and I got a few cards and something like 50 dollars from everyone. Working for stuff is the only way to go.
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