Okay, so what asshole took MarkIbold@gmail.com? - Page 2

RIPfrey05 · 10.17.2006, 09:32 PM

MArk Ibold is my favorite, hes so cute and mark iboldy and bassy playerly.

porkmarras · 10.18.2006, 03:13 PM

Throw yourself down the stairs as that might give you some ideas for a better name.Go on,do it.

Lethrneck4 · 10.18.2006, 03:27 PM

if that really is mark ibold....he needs to get a life and stop worrying about such petty things.....besides, having an email address with your name in it usually isnt a good idea....i would think a former member of pavement would be more original

porkmarras · 10.18.2006, 03:28 PM

I would not.

!@#$%! · 10.18.2006, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Mark Ibold

Every American—indeed, every human being, regardless of nationality deserves to be rightfully and accurately represented on the World Wide Web—the communication gateway into the next century and beyond—without having to resort to nonsensical aliases with random strings of numbers tacked onto the end. In an era of global wireless technology, our very identities are at stake. It's highly unethical at best, criminal at worst, for others to wantonly abscond with them.

If only, asshole, you could have seen the anger and revulsion that washed over my face as I found that MarkIbold@gmail.com, Ibold@gmail.com, Ibold.Mark@gmail.com, and MarkIboldRules@gmail.com had all been taken. If only you could have felt my heart leap to my throat upon realizing that Markibold@gmail.com would not work either, as Gmail addresses are not case-senstitive. If only you could have heard my cry of anguish when, in a last, desperate move, I typed in crookedrain@gmail.com, only to be rejected once more and finally forced to accept the abomination that is Mark.Ibold20061@gmail.com.

Please, whoever you are, come forward. I will not ask you to relinquish the email adress, or even hand it over. I just need peace of mind.

ha ha, this is too funny. as for the "deserving" and such-- unfortunately life's a bitch, and the web is "first-come first-served".

anyway a look at public records shows a few mark ibolds are "americans" deservng of their names. there might be more in other english-speaking countries.

http://find.intelius.com/background-verification.html?

i would try calling them up on the phone & demanding they renounce their identity on your behalf.

my suggestion: go spend $10 at goddaddy and buy yourself the markibold.com domain. that will give you access to such email addresses as mark@markibold.com, theoneandonly@markibold.com, and nobodybutmegoddammit@markibold.com -- run, and do it before one of these board pranksters gains the upper hand & tries to resell it to you for millions...

truncated · 10.18.2006, 03:38 PM

Don't be such a showboat. You're quite obviously doing this just to solicit fanmail.

For fifty bucks and a case of Mad Dog (lime, preferably), I'll start your fansite. I will, however, need the occasional nude photo to post, simply to keep the visitors' interest piqued. But only if you're well groomed. No one likes woolly bass players.

Пятхъдесят Шест · 10.18.2006, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by truncated

Don't be such a showboat. You're quite obviously doing this just to solicit fanmail.

For fifty bucks and a case of Mad Dog (lime, preferably), I'll start your fansite. I will, however, need the occasional nude photo to post, simply to keep the visitors' interest piqued. But only if you're well groomed. No one likes woolly bass players.

OH YEAH???

truncated · 10.18.2006, 03:42 PM

Show me a picture of the netherregions, and then we'll talk.

(Sidenote: this is no comment on my personal body hair preference. I prefer to keep that private, true to my characteristic prudence.)

Savage Clone · 10.18.2006, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by truncated

(true to my characteristic prudence.)

Are you OK?
What have you done with truncated?

Пятхъдесят Шест · 10.18.2006, 03:44 PM

You can bet on there being ten times more hair down there.

Show me yours, and I'll show you mine.

!@#$%! · 10.18.2006, 03:55 PM

i love how this thread became all about pubes now

Richard Pryor on Fire · 10.18.2006, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by silverfreepress (sdasher)

Same thing happened to my man Sean Penn

cursor, click here

Does that mean Mark Ibold is a fake Mark Ibold. Shocking.

hey alex · 10.18.2006, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by whorefrost

did it ever occur to you that there is more than one Mark Ibold on the planet?

yes, but why would that other mark ibold need an email address?

and this is just funny.

10.17.2006, 09:32 PM	#21
RIPfrey05 the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lynchburg in the 03!!! Posts: 865	MArk Ibold is my favorite, hes so cute and mark iboldy and bassy playerly. __________________ RIPfrey05 registered: 6/12/2004 00:00 Im a church kicking bitch posts: 2089 1337, were gangsters http://www.myspace.com/thefloridaorangebirds MY FUCKING BAND
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10.18.2006, 03:13 PM	#22
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	Throw yourself down the stairs as that might give you some ideas for a better name.Go on,do it. __________________
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10.18.2006, 03:27 PM	#23
Lethrneck4 children of satan Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 295	if that really is mark ibold....he needs to get a life and stop worrying about such petty things.....besides, having an email address with your name in it usually isnt a good idea....i would think a former member of pavement would be more original __________________ the nerve, the unmitigated gall of this asshole - atari2600 i consider you dumb, ignorant, and irrelevant perhaps more than a fly, but less than a fart. a joke - !@#$%! Death by a firing squard of ten black gay men would be too good for this shithead. - atari2600 loser retard. pothead - !@#$%! you're a real prick for acting so daft & being so disagreeable on purpose - atari2600 On the contrary, tesla69 is idiota numero uno - atari2600
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10.18.2006, 03:28 PM	#24
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	I would not. __________________
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10.18.2006, 03:38 PM	#26
truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	Don't be such a showboat. You're quite obviously doing this just to solicit fanmail. For fifty bucks and a case of Mad Dog (lime, preferably), I'll start your fansite. I will, however, need the occasional nude photo to post, simply to keep the visitors' interest piqued. But only if you're well groomed. No one likes woolly bass players.
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10.18.2006, 03:42 PM	#28
truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	Show me a picture of the netherregions, and then we'll talk. (Sidenote: this is no comment on my personal body hair preference. I prefer to keep that private, true to my characteristic prudence.)
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10.18.2006, 03:44 PM	#30
Пятхъдесят Шест invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha, Nebraska, USA Posts: 3,063	You can bet on there being ten times more hair down there. Show me yours, and I'll show you mine.
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10.18.2006, 03:55 PM	#31
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	i love how this thread became all about pubes now
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