Have you ever shagged an old bird? - Page 2

king_buzzo · 11.14.2006, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras

150th

???

11.14.2006, 02:45 PM

I think that all of us can stand the age but not a pair of old dried shriveled up boobs.

!@#$%! · 11.14.2006, 02:52 PM

i can't speak for women, but in an attempt to represent their point of view, what about viagra-powered turkey neck and turkey gizzards?

!@#$%! · 11.14.2006, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

How old is old?!
As long as they can still get it up and pound it out without having to use of viagra then shag away tweetie.

ha ha ha

i knew this thread was lopsided until women had a say

porkmarrass · 11.14.2006, 04:06 PM

I once let an elderly tramp bugger me behind the bins in the Tesco carpark.

porkmarras · 11.14.2006, 04:10 PM

I'd do that on the high street,silly!

porkmarrass · 11.14.2006, 04:11 PM

That was in my younger days of course,when I was more cautious.

porkmarras · 11.14.2006, 04:14 PM

Can you not try that little harder to amuse me?Go on,don't let me down.

!@#$%! · 11.14.2006, 04:14 PM

if nobody here wants to do the mercy killing, i'll volunteer...

porkmarras · 11.14.2006, 04:15 PM

All yours.Easy on him,he's only young.

atari 2600 · 11.14.2006, 04:19 PM

When I was younger, I had friends that liked older women & had sort of a fetish for them. One developed a code-word that he could use to talk about them to me when they were around...he would say,"there's some G.A." meaning that they were "good-aged."
I was never able to share his enthusiasm, and still cannot to this day. Women, the attractive ones at least, seem to get faker and faker and cheesier and cheesier and needier and needier as they age.
One time (when I was still younger), one of his older paramours tried to hook me up with an ex-playboy bunny that used to be a make-up artist in Hollywood, and she was attractive, but I couldn't get into her. I think the oldest gal I've ever been with was 29.

!@#$%! · 11.14.2006, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by atari 2600

When I was younger, I had friends that liked older women & had sort of a fetish for them. One developed a code-word that he could use to talk about them to me when they were around...he would say,"there's some G.A." meaning that they were "good-aged."
I was never able to share his enthusiasm, and still cannot to this day. Women, the attractive ones at least, seem to get faker and faker and cheesier and cheesier and needier and needier as they age.
One time (when I was still younger), one of his older paramours tried to hook me up with an ex-playboy bunny that used to be a make-up artist in Hollywood, and she was attractive, but I couldn't get into her. I think the oldest gal I've ever been with was 29.

really? i've never age-discriminated. hot is hot, regardless of age. there are some things the law will bar me from doing, and i'll respect that, but

here is monica belluci, age 42, picture taken this year

i rest my case.

Glice · 11.14.2006, 04:31 PM

I've had an older lady. 34. I was 17 at the time. I'd recommend it to anyone. I'm in the same boat as !"£$% on this one.

Confucious is sex · 11.14.2006, 04:32 PM

And another thing not remotely related to my penchant for oversized rotting seabirds, someone seems to have withdrawn some rep points off me. Can you even do that? That's shit.

atari 2600 · 11.14.2006, 04:34 PM

The woman had this boyfriend with whom she was in a long-distance relationship with and I try (not always so successfully) to stay away from "taken" females, and we had nothing in common. She was also probably looking for a younger guy to make her boyfriend jealous. Add to the incompatibility that her house (very nice) was about twenty minutes outside of town. I tried to google her up, but didn't find anything. The whole thing also clearly involved sucking myself into a clique of (at the time) older people around Athens and I had other stuff going on then, like a fuck-buddy thing with this dynamite Brazilian girl.

porkmarras · 11.14.2006, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Confucious is sex

And another thing not remotely related to my penchant for oversized rotting seabirds, someone seems to have withdrawn some rep points off me. Can you even do that? That's shit.

How bizarre,i just gave you rep for that song that you posted on the other thread.How do you like your sweeping phaser?Me,i like the tremolo swirling around.

!@#$%! · 11.14.2006, 04:40 PM

now porkie, let's overcome the heterosexual slant of this fucking thread, so please do tell us, if you were in zeta's place, would you shag michael douglas?

porkmarras · 11.14.2006, 04:42 PM

Michel Douglas you can keep but i'd definately do Ray Winstone or George Clooney anywhere they'd ask me to(as if....)

!@#$%! · 11.14.2006, 04:46 PM

ok, let's keep pushing the limits-- how about this one?

would the face wrinkles discourage you from leaving toothmarks on those pecs?

atari 2600 · 11.14.2006, 04:47 PM

When I worked for Greenpeace at age 18 or so the very first person that donated anything was an attractive older lady. She gave me acheck for 60.00, but it was a total seduction thing going on because she was in a nightgown and she requested that I come in and insisted that I get a drink. So, she offered whatever I wanted, I had a Coca-Cola (I was a kid) and then she offered alcoholic beverages. I wanted one, and she didn't look bad either, but it was my first day on the job, so I didn't feel I could have a drink with her. She was the only person that was writing a check, and I didn't want to screw that up somehow in case I was reading her signals wrong. Add to all this that she was a complete stranger in (at the time) a strange city to me and that I was a bit scared as well.

I was living in Marietta and I would come into downtown to work and living with a girlfriend that my girlfriend in south Georgia thought was just a friend. The Marietta girl was cool with me keeping the other relationship too, so I already had two girlfriends at the time. This is the same girl by the way that was a waitress at Cracker Barrel and who had Confusion is Sex on cassette with which I introduced myself with to Sonic Youth one day while she was working and I had the day off. I had read an interview with Pete Buck previously where he descibed SY as being one of his favorite bands, but sometimes hit and miss.

I've had one girlfriend in Athens that also knew I was seeing someone else seriously and she would cool it down in public and we would usually see each other when my steady was visiting her family in Atlanta. And I had another girlfriend who liked girls, so that was fun. Of course, she was a psycho though.

11.14.2006, 02:45 PM	#22
Jico Posts: n/a	I think that all of us can stand the age but not a pair of old dried shriveled up boobs.
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11.14.2006, 02:52 PM	#23
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	i can't speak for women, but in an attempt to represent their point of view, what about viagra-powered turkey neck and turkey gizzards?
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11.14.2006, 04:06 PM	#25
porkmarrass little trouble girl Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 80	I once let an elderly tramp bugger me behind the bins in the Tesco carpark.
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11.14.2006, 04:10 PM	#26
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	I'd do that on the high street,silly! __________________
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porkmarrass little trouble girl Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 80	That was in my younger days of course,when I was more cautious.
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11.14.2006, 04:14 PM	#28
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	Can you not try that little harder to amuse me?Go on,don't let me down. __________________
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11.14.2006, 04:15 PM	#30
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	All yours.Easy on him,he's only young. __________________
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11.14.2006, 04:19 PM	#31
atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,213	When I was younger, I had friends that liked older women & had sort of a fetish for them. One developed a code-word that he could use to talk about them to me when they were around...he would say,"there's some G.A." meaning that they were "good-aged." I was never able to share his enthusiasm, and still cannot to this day. Women, the attractive ones at least, seem to get faker and faker and cheesier and cheesier and needier and needier as they age. One time (when I was still younger), one of his older paramours tried to hook me up with an ex-playboy bunny that used to be a make-up artist in Hollywood, and she was attractive, but I couldn't get into her. I think the oldest gal I've ever been with was 29.
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11.14.2006, 04:32 PM	#34
Confucious is sex bad moon rising Join Date: May 2006 Location: Shoreditch, London, UK Posts: 183	And another thing not remotely related to my penchant for oversized rotting seabirds, someone seems to have withdrawn some rep points off me. Can you even do that? That's shit.
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11.14.2006, 04:34 PM	#35
atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,213	The woman had this boyfriend with whom she was in a long-distance relationship with and I try (not always so successfully) to stay away from "taken" females, and we had nothing in common. She was also probably looking for a younger guy to make her boyfriend jealous. Add to the incompatibility that her house (very nice) was about twenty minutes outside of town. I tried to google her up, but didn't find anything. The whole thing also clearly involved sucking myself into a clique of (at the time) older people around Athens and I had other stuff going on then, like a fuck-buddy thing with this dynamite Brazilian girl.
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11.14.2006, 04:40 PM	#37
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	now porkie, let's overcome the heterosexual slant of this fucking thread, so please do tell us, if you were in zeta's place, would you shag michael douglas?
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11.14.2006, 04:42 PM	#38
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	Michel Douglas you can keep but i'd definately do Ray Winstone or George Clooney anywhere they'd ask me to(as if....) __________________
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11.14.2006, 04:46 PM	#39
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	ok, let's keep pushing the limits-- how about this one? would the face wrinkles discourage you from leaving toothmarks on those pecs?
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11.14.2006, 04:47 PM	#40
atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,213	When I worked for Greenpeace at age 18 or so the very first person that donated anything was an attractive older lady. She gave me acheck for 60.00, but it was a total seduction thing going on because she was in a nightgown and she requested that I come in and insisted that I get a drink. So, she offered whatever I wanted, I had a Coca-Cola (I was a kid) and then she offered alcoholic beverages. I wanted one, and she didn't look bad either, but it was my first day on the job, so I didn't feel I could have a drink with her. She was the only person that was writing a check, and I didn't want to screw that up somehow in case I was reading her signals wrong. Add to all this that she was a complete stranger in (at the time) a strange city to me and that I was a bit scared as well. I was living in Marietta and I would come into downtown to work and living with a girlfriend that my girlfriend in south Georgia thought was just a friend. The Marietta girl was cool with me keeping the other relationship too, so I already had two girlfriends at the time. This is the same girl by the way that was a waitress at Cracker Barrel and who had Confusion is Sex on cassette with which I introduced myself with to Sonic Youth one day while she was working and I had the day off. I had read an interview with Pete Buck previously where he descibed SY as being one of his favorite bands, but sometimes hit and miss. I've had one girlfriend in Athens that also knew I was seeing someone else seriously and she would cool it down in public and we would usually see each other when my steady was visiting her family in Atlanta. And I had another girlfriend who liked girls, so that was fun. Of course, she was a psycho though.
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