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Old 04.14.2006, 02:01 PM   #21
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that's a good quote h8kurdt... i agree
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Old 04.14.2006, 02:16 PM   #22
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great thread, here are mine, the ones i can think of:

Life is a way too long for the reward you get at the end
dead people should all be killed (in reference to the Sixth Sense movie quote 'i see dead people')
i would solve the problem of unemployment by killing the unemployed
If we dont kill them, they will die!
Life is more interesting than reality
Laugh as if you were serious
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Old 04.14.2006, 02:18 PM   #23
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Why don't you just fuck off and die.

I use that a lot.
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Old 04.14.2006, 02:22 PM   #24
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Here's one of mine:

Be tough, don't be a pussy.
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Old 04.14.2006, 02:23 PM   #25
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Not mine: "Is the a crock of shit I'm holding in my hands or is this hospital called saint crock of shit"

Garth Mareghi's dark place. Probably not that funny unless you've seen it.
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Old 04.14.2006, 02:45 PM   #26
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I would quote myself, but I wouldn't want to spoil the next edition of Bartlett's.
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Old 04.14.2006, 04:14 PM   #27
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One time I was skating with some friends and the youngest one (I think 14 or 15) went off a waist high drop and had his board come up and nail his nuts. He started crying and I yelled "There's no crying in skateboarding!" It was kinda fucked but whatever.
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Old 04.14.2006, 04:16 PM   #28
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Don't worry about it. I'm looking for funny qoutes as well. Or even song titles that you've come up w/. Here's one I made,

"The Official Backstabbing Anthem"

The official most emo song title ever.
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Old 04.14.2006, 04:17 PM   #29
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I say cunt alot.
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Old 04.14.2006, 04:27 PM   #30
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Other people here:

" What are you doing here? Piss off. Shoo! Shoo!

If you're not being facetious, then you're even more of a dumb fuck than I thought." [Truncated] This one for the use of the word 'shoo'.

" my mum likes Picard, but not me, i prefer Riker, but only the bearded Riker.

by brother and i used wish for star trek x-rated, where you get to see what really happens on the holodeck, i.e. every week a different crew member boning councillor troy, or data get wanked off by luke skywalker's robotic hand." [toilet & bowels]

Ok, so I was going to look through more threads for posts that amused me, but that took far to long to find two and I'm bored now.

I propose a thread hi-jack where you big up other people. Who's with me?
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Old 04.14.2006, 04:30 PM   #31
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My friends mom was complaining about rap music and said "who cares if a girl has a rack!?" and I replied "I know, Iraq is a country anway." That is pure genius.

But my favorite quote I made up is this joke I made:

What do you call a man who makes beer?

Hebrew!

THAT'S HILARIOUS!
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Old 04.14.2006, 04:37 PM   #32
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Other people here:

" What are you doing here? Piss off. Shoo! Shoo!

If you're not being facetious, then you're even more of a dumb fuck than I thought." [Truncated] This one for the use of the word 'shoo'.

" my mum likes Picard, but not me, i prefer Riker, but only the bearded Riker.

by brother and i used wish for star trek x-rated, where you get to see what really happens on the holodeck, i.e. every week a different crew member boning councillor troy, or data get wanked off by luke skywalker's robotic hand." [toilet & bowels]

Ok, so I was going to look through more threads for posts that amused me, but that took far to long to find two and I'm bored now.

I propose a thread hi-jack where you big up other people. Who's with me?

I'm with ya, my nigga.
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Old 04.14.2006, 05:40 PM   #33
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I'm down with that. Do we need specific quote references? I am lazy and grow weary quite easily.
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Old 04.14.2006, 05:41 PM   #34
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Ooh wait, I have to post this before I forget it - my favorite of Toilet & Bowels, and definitely in my all-time top five:

"Jah can bless my cock snot!"

Now that is gold.
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Old 04.14.2006, 05:45 PM   #35
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I'll begin by listing people whose lines amuse me on a regular basis, lest I forget (I know I've done this before, but fuck you):

T&B
Glice
Savage Clone
!@#$%!
HaydenAsche
Noumenal
Krastian is getting up there

Specific examples to follow at a later time.
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Old 04.14.2006, 05:46 PM   #36
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Not mine: "Is the a crock of shit I'm holding in my hands or is this hospital called saint crock of shit"

Garth Mareghi's dark place. Probably not that funny unless you've seen it.

nice to see dark place get a mention, i was starting to think i was the only person to have seen it.
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Old 04.14.2006, 05:55 PM   #37
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It does that. You forget how devestatingly amusing it was. Slips under the comedy radar. As does Black Books, quotes from which really aren't going to work in this format. However, saying "Bernard" about 16 times consecutively is guarenteed to make me wet myself like an incontinent dog.
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Old 04.14.2006, 06:15 PM   #38
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(I know I've done this before, but fuck you)

She uses this line far more often regarding her penchant for public indecency. Nice to see it in a new context.
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Old 04.14.2006, 06:27 PM   #39
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It does that. You forget how devestatingly amusing it was. Slips under the comedy radar. As does Black Books, quotes from which really aren't going to work in this format. However, saying "Bernard" about 16 times consecutively is guarenteed to make me wet myself like an incontinent dog.


or persistantly shouting "Dan!" in a carpark, at people who can't hear you. although that one probably doesn't slip under the radar.
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Old 04.14.2006, 06:38 PM   #40
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"I guess you wouldn't feel too bad about raping a goldfish."
Just the other day I said this after the tv informed me that goldfish have a 3 second memory.

This would be forgotten already if my friend didn't think it was so funny.
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