Russell Brand on Jonathan Ross - Page 2

jon boy · 01.15.2007, 06:00 AM

russel brand, wanker.

porkmarras · 01.15.2007, 06:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Pookie

The above is true.

I hate myself for using this cliche, but here goes: style over substance.

He is the comedy equivalrent of Pete Doherty.

It's almost irrelevant that he isn't funny, that's not the purpose he serves anymore. He's just trashy magazine fodder.

File alongside Jade and whoever wins Celebrity Big Brother.

Too right about the lack of substance pookie but don't you think that he is the last person concerned about it?As i said before,he wont last for long because ultimately his palette isn't varied or that sophisticated enough to endure a long career or one that will be remembered in the future but for the little he does,he still remains quite funny.Wanker or not,i couldn't care any less.

jon boy · 01.15.2007, 06:26 AM

he has got the shelf life of an over ripe banana.

fishmonkey · 01.15.2007, 07:02 AM

i fuckin love Russell Brand, i find him so funny. the shit he comes out with is off the wall humour which i suppose you either love or hate.

he's class.

sonicl · 01.15.2007, 07:14 AM

Russell Brand is an eminently slappable man. And punchable. And kickable.

His "humour" doesn't do much for me. But I am an old fart.

fishmonkey · 01.15.2007, 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by sonicl

But I am an old fart.

...... and a Chelsea Fan.

porkmarras · 01.15.2007, 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by sonicl

Russell Brand is an eminently slappable man. And punchable. And kickable.

His "humour" doesn't do much for me. But I am an old fart.

We're in an aggressive mood today,Brenda.

fishmonkey · 01.15.2007, 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras

We're in an aggressive mood today,Brenda.

what shall we do with Brenda Porkie??

porkmarras · 01.15.2007, 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by fishmonkey

what shall we do with Brenda Porkie??

What do you think Fish?She's slightly menopausal today.Perhaps she's going through a dramatic period or a period drama.

fishmonkey · 01.15.2007, 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras

What do you think Fish?She's slightly menopausal today.Perhaps she's going through a dramatic period or a period drama.

i could be a nasty bastard and make a few more Chelsea cracks but i wont,
lets handle this with compassion Porkie
whats the matter Sonicl??
come in here now and lay down on me couch and tell Dr Fish and Dr Porkie. what aills you?

The Lung · 01.15.2007, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Danny Himself

He is one of many 'comedians' Britain is churning out that I would gladly see die. Like I always say, better people have been shot dead.

Russell Brand, Lee Evans, Matt Lucas, David Walliams, The Mighty Boosh- all shite. It's people like them who steal the focus from the real original comedy such as Dean Learner and Vic Reeves.

Couldn't agree more. It's like Britain has a crisis at the moment where we have really bad comedy as well as really bad 'indie' bands just coming out all over the fucking place.

Russell Brand can go fuck his dead dog.

sonicl · 01.15.2007, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by fishmonkey

lets handle this with compassion Porkie
whats the matter Sonicl??
come in here now and lay down on me couch and tell Dr Fish and Dr Porkie. what aills you?

I'm suffering from a terrible illness where I can recognise shit "comedians" when I see them.

fishmonkey · 01.15.2007, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by sonicl

I'm suffering from a terrible illness where I can recognise shit "comedians" when I see them.

ooohhh burn, flip the burn..

you seem cured, now get the fuck off my couch and outa my office.

+ you owe me £100

which roughly converts into €4589.75

thank you.

Glice · 01.15.2007, 02:58 PM

At the risk of invoking the ire of Brenda, I did have the misapprehension that Brand was a sack of arse until I actually was forced to watch one of his shows (other than that Big Brother nonsense) and I was entirely disappointed to find myself laughing at him. He's clearly a cunt, but he's quite an amusing one.

I have a friend who, like many of you lot with music, contends that you won't see the best comedians anywhere other than at small stand-up shows (although she has a soft spot for Stewart Lee). If I could be arsed to go to more shows I'd agree with her. And I wish I could remember the name of the chap who, in front of an audience of 12 (including the evening's other acts) caused me to physically piss myself with a joke about beating his wife because she expressed a liking for rabbits.

sonicl · 01.15.2007, 03:10 PM

No ire here, Brenda doesn't go in for ire. Your friend is dead right about the best place for comedy being at a small stand-up gig where audience and performer can see the whites of each other's eyes. I used to go to one in the upstairs room of my local pub, saw loads of great acts, quite a few of which have gone on to Radio 4 fame. Sadly the promoter gave up doing them because of lack of audience, but that was his own fault for putting on a three-month run of unfunny acts. I miss those evenings though.

the ikara cult · 01.15.2007, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras

Too right about the lack of substance pookie but don't you think that he is the last person concerned about it?As i said before,he wont last for long because ultimately his palette isn't varied or that sophisticated enough to endure a long career or one that will be remembered in the future but for the little he does,he still remains quite funny.Wanker or not,i couldn't care any less.

Well after a couple of pints im quite funny, but i dont deserve my own show and a 20 minute interview on Jonathan Ross. And if he's entirely style over substance, then i dont like the style, quite apart from not liking the substance.

sonicl · 01.16.2007, 04:10 AM

I think you'll find that Russell Brand's entire appeal is based on substance(s). He certainly has fuck all style.

porkmarras · 01.16.2007, 05:47 AM

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Originally Posted by the ikara cult

Well after a couple of pints im quite funny, but i dont deserve my own show and a 20 minute interview on Jonathan Ross. And if he's entirely style over substance, then i dont like the style, quite apart from not liking the substance.

After a couple of pints?What has this got to do with anything?Most people are ridiculously funny when they're off their faces(well,a lot of them anyway) but i'm not sure what it is that you're trying to say.

sonicl · 01.16.2007, 05:49 AM

No, Porky, you've got it wrong. Most people are ridiculously funny when their audience are off their faces.

porkmarras · 01.16.2007, 05:50 AM

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No, Porky, you've got it wrong. Most people are ridiculously funny when their audience are off their faces.

Whatch it Brenda,you made me spill some coffee on my trousers.

01.15.2007, 06:00 AM	#21
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01.15.2007, 07:02 AM	#24
fishmonkey invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,670	i fuckin love Russell Brand, i find him so funny. the shit he comes out with is off the wall humour which i suppose you either love or hate. he's class. __________________ "Pescescimmia ha grandi bulbi oculari blu, ognuno attaccato su un lato della sua testa, in modo tale da risucire a guardare indietro senza girare la sua testa pesciosa"
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01.15.2007, 07:14 AM	#25
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	Russell Brand is an eminently slappable man. And punchable. And kickable. His "humour" doesn't do much for me. But I am an old fart.
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01.15.2007, 03:10 PM	#35
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	No ire here, Brenda doesn't go in for ire. Your friend is dead right about the best place for comedy being at a small stand-up gig where audience and performer can see the whites of each other's eyes. I used to go to one in the upstairs room of my local pub, saw loads of great acts, quite a few of which have gone on to Radio 4 fame. Sadly the promoter gave up doing them because of lack of audience, but that was his own fault for putting on a three-month run of unfunny acts. I miss those evenings though.
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01.16.2007, 04:10 AM	#37
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	I think you'll find that Russell Brand's entire appeal is based on substance(s). He certainly has fuck all style.
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01.16.2007, 05:49 AM	#39
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	No, Porky, you've got it wrong. Most people are ridiculously funny when their audience are off their faces.
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