The sonic gossip story (Part II) "Sentences" - Page 20

k-krack · 09.02.2006, 08:49 PM

K-krack, now inspired, puts a patent on a toilet that embraces you warmly as you defecate into it's porcelain pot.

HaydenAsche · 09.02.2006, 09:31 PM

Unfortunately, k-krack was mutilated by his own invention months later.

k-krack · 09.02.2006, 10:01 PM

Luckily the mutilation was only a cut/scar, and was just another story fo' da' ladiez.

Cantankerous · 09.02.2006, 10:12 PM

"k-krack is a fucking liar!" shouted the narrator, "i saw it happen! they had to reattatch his entire arm!"

k-krack · 09.02.2006, 10:33 PM

"That's fucking bullshit! They took that out of context!!! M arm was off before i got on the fucking toilet!!!" shouted a pissed of k-krack.

Cantankerous · 09.02.2006, 10:34 PM

"narrators aren't allowed to do things like that, or we might end up in your situation, mr. krack," firmly stated the narrator, "i speak nothing but the truth"

k-krack · 09.02.2006, 10:38 PM

"What a fucking load... Lemme talk to yr fucking manager. i want this bullshit cleaned up, this is fucking garbage. reporting false.. fucking..information... it's bullshit... fucking straight-up, grade-a BULLSHIT!!!!" replied the now infuriated k-krack.

Cantankerous · 09.02.2006, 10:39 PM

"i am the manager. you're wrong." the manager (oops i mean narrator) continued.

k-krack · 09.02.2006, 10:47 PM

BANG

"This just in, narrator has been motha'fuckin' MURDAH'D by k-krack! YES! MURDAH'D by k-krack! That motherfucker's days of spreading bullshit and false info iz OVER!!!" stated the excited and clearly giddy anchorman on the universal news channel. He also hated that dumbass narrator.

Cantankerous · 09.02.2006, 11:04 PM

meanwhile, toilette was busy putting up signs that read "lost kitten" with pictures of cantankerous on them.

Cantankerous · 09.02.2006, 11:04 PM

"where oh where could she be?" he wondered, as the furrow in his brow continued to grow deeper.

k-krack · 09.02.2006, 11:06 PM

She was parading around nude as the day she was born and putting her tits in nature magazines, that ho.

Cantankerous · 09.02.2006, 11:07 PM

little did k-krack realize that cantankerous was born fully clothed.

k-krack · 09.02.2006, 11:12 PM

Woops, did i say "as the day she was born?" i meant to say "naked as somebody having sex," sorry about the confusion.

HaydenAsche · 09.02.2006, 11:35 PM

KhChris (original) showed up and typed about Saturnine's boobs in
ALL CAPS BOLD LARGE FONT.

(giggles)

k-krack · 09.02.2006, 11:45 PM

Now that that is out of the way, it's over to Jenny, with tonights weather forecast! What news, Jenny?

alyasa · 09.03.2006, 08:45 AM

Well, thanks Jim, it seems that rain is due, and everybody wants to be gay!

k-krack · 09.03.2006, 08:51 PM

Thanks Jenny, and on that note, it's been a wonderful day, and we here at Totally Shitty News swish you a good september 3 evening. thanks for watching and goodniiiiiiggght everyone.

Cantankerous · 09.03.2006, 10:15 PM

Suddenly the news flickered back on, reading "special report"

Cantankerous · 09.03.2006, 10:16 PM

"This just in! cantankerous has finally put some goddamn clothes on and she and coco will be putting on a free concert at altamont speedway!" announced the news anchorman.

09.02.2006, 08:49 PM	#381
k-krack invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: On Posts: 7,380	K-krack, now inspired, puts a patent on a toilet that embraces you warmly as you defecate into it's porcelain pot. __________________ sandwich klub 4 men. Danny is a C.H.U.D.
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09.02.2006, 09:31 PM	#382
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	Unfortunately, k-krack was mutilated by his own invention months later. __________________ rip
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09.02.2006, 10:01 PM	#383
k-krack invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: On Posts: 7,380	Luckily the mutilation was only a cut/scar, and was just another story fo' da' ladiez. __________________ sandwich klub 4 men. Danny is a C.H.U.D.
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09.02.2006, 10:12 PM	#384
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	"k-krack is a fucking liar!" shouted the narrator, "i saw it happen! they had to reattatch his entire arm!"
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09.02.2006, 10:33 PM	#385
k-krack invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: On Posts: 7,380	"That's fucking bullshit! They took that out of context!!! M arm was off *before* i got on the fucking toilet!!!" shouted a pissed of k-krack. __________________ sandwich klub 4 men. Danny is a C.H.U.D.
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09.02.2006, 10:34 PM	#386
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	"narrators aren't allowed to do things like that, or we might end up in your situation, mr. krack," firmly stated the narrator, "i speak nothing but the truth"
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09.02.2006, 10:38 PM	#387
k-krack invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: On Posts: 7,380	"What a fucking load... Lemme talk to yr fucking manager. i want this bullshit cleaned up, this is fucking garbage. reporting false.. fucking..information... it's bullshit... fucking straight-up, grade-a BULLSHIT!!!!" replied the now *infuriated* k-krack. __________________ sandwich klub 4 men. Danny is a C.H.U.D.
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09.02.2006, 10:39 PM	#388
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	"i am the manager. you're wrong." the manager (oops i mean narrator) continued.
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09.02.2006, 10:47 PM	#389
k-krack invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: On Posts: 7,380	BANG "This just in, narrator has been motha'fuckin' MURDAH'D by k-krack! YES! MURDAH'D by k-krack! That motherfucker's days of spreading bullshit and false info iz OVER!!!" stated the excited and clearly giddy anchorman on the universal news channel. He also hated that dumbass narrator. __________________ sandwich klub 4 men. Danny is a C.H.U.D.
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09.02.2006, 11:04 PM	#390
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	meanwhile, toilette was busy putting up signs that read "lost kitten" with pictures of cantankerous on them.
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09.02.2006, 11:04 PM	#391
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	"where oh where could she be?" he wondered, as the furrow in his brow continued to grow deeper.
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09.02.2006, 11:06 PM	#392
k-krack invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: On Posts: 7,380	She was parading around nude as the day she was born and putting her tits in nature magazines, that ho. __________________ sandwich klub 4 men. Danny is a C.H.U.D.
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09.02.2006, 11:07 PM	#393
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	little did k-krack realize that cantankerous was born fully clothed.
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09.02.2006, 11:12 PM	#394
k-krack invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: On Posts: 7,380	Woops, did i say "as the day she was born?" i meant to say "naked as somebody having sex," sorry about the confusion. __________________ sandwich klub 4 men. Danny is a C.H.U.D.
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09.02.2006, 11:35 PM	#395
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	KhChris (original) showed up and typed about Saturnine's boobs in ALL CAPS BOLD LARGE FONT. (giggles) __________________ rip
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09.02.2006, 11:45 PM	#396
k-krack invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: On Posts: 7,380	Now that that is out of the way, it's over to Jenny, with tonights weather forecast! What news, Jenny? __________________ sandwich klub 4 men. Danny is a C.H.U.D.
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09.03.2006, 08:45 AM	#397
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	Well, thanks Jim, it seems that rain is due, and everybody wants to be gay! __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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09.03.2006, 08:51 PM	#398
k-krack invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: On Posts: 7,380	Thanks Jenny, and on that note, it's been a wonderful day, and we here at Totally Shitty News swish you a good september 3 evening. thanks for watching and goodniiiiiiggght everyone. __________________ sandwich klub 4 men. Danny is a C.H.U.D.
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09.03.2006, 10:15 PM	#399
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	Suddenly the news flickered back on, reading "special report"
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09.03.2006, 10:16 PM	#400
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	"This just in! cantankerous has finally put some goddamn clothes on and she and coco will be putting on a free concert at altamont speedway!" announced the news anchorman.
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