[Derek]

Oh don't give me that hah.

[Satan]

it is! i went through it a million times.

[Derek]

I wouldn't want a mac though, I've used Windows all my life!

[Satan]

so did i until i was 17 but they're actually easier to use. i dont even remember how to use windows.

[finding nobody]

 

look at that picture!

[pbradley]

I hate it when people use "precious" to describe everything.

Not referring to that other thread, it just reminded me.

[Anngella]

I just cut my finger with my toenail and it broke skin and is bleeding a little.

SERIOUSLY, WHO DOES THAT?

[gmku]

wish there were not so much dramatic music in Aliens. It would be a decent movie otherwise.

I'm doing laundry right now. Just ate some of the best talapia I've ever cooked. yum.

[floatingslowly]

[this space for rent]
...

[girlgun]

Originally Posted by Satan

lemme guess they charged you out the ass to fix it?

no. i walked out with a brand new imac 20 minutes later that the guy made me watch him take from the box. of course i threatened to have a full blown meltdown.

[Satan]

Originally Posted by girlgun

no. i walked out with a brand new imac 20 minutes later that the guy made me watch him take from the box. of course i threatened to have a full blown meltdown.

you kick ass

gg knows exactly how to deal with people at the apple store. you throw a fit. they don't like that shit, it makes them nervous. my mom taught me that.

[girlgun]

i can be verrryyyyy........... unpleasant. a bit frightening on occasion.

[Satan]

that's the way to get what you want. me and my friends were having a party at a hotel recently and they were inside having problems checking in, i was outside smoking and i got wind of it and stormed in there and started screaming at the desk guy. guess what? we got into the room. no problem.

[girlgun]

i will admit i start out very nice. very rational. it is very seldom that i yell at anyone. but i'm persistent. i almost always get my way. and in the case of apple... i think they knew i was serious about having a meltdown.

it's just so often NOT the fault of the person you end up talking to and they CAN let you talk to the person who CAN fix it.

[Satan]

it's an art. you gotta start out nice and as soon as they start fucking around (bound to happen at the apple store) you start getting loud and demanding.

see, everyone else was already being nice and not getting anywhere, there was no more room for nice in this situation. they needed me. i'm happy to be the bitch.

[Satan]

sorry im just going to rant about this one bitch because i'm an insomniac and she just pissed me off.

stop bitching at me that i never want to hang out any more and everyone wants to see me and i never come out. there's a reason for that, it's because you annoy the living shit out of me and i don't want to, get over it, my life does not revolve around seeing people i don't actually care to have contact with. why is that so hard to understand? why is it so difficult for you to wrap your goddamn pea brain around the fact that i can't go out and cop dope with you tomorrow because i have a job that i have to go to and even if i didn't i wouldn't go anyway because i want to grind your face on the pavement? i can't even be nice about it any more. this girl is an incomprehensibly retarded dope fiend and thinks we're best friends and thinks that everyone else's lives should revolve around hanging out with her. she sleeps around and even though it's obviously nothing more than sex she expects to be like joined at the hip with every dick she's ever sucked or fucked and gets her little feelings hurt over it and calls me up and cries.

and apparently because i hate most people and therefore choose to isolate myself from them or remove myself from situations where i have to deal with these people i'm some kind of deviant freak.

[floatingslowly]

I slept for shit, feel like puking and yet here I am, at my desk, like a good worker-bee.

I don't even have the compulsion to ruin perfectly good conversations with off-topic insertions. a dark day indeed.

how much is the start-up cost for being a hermit? does anyone know of a good deal on a cave?

[notyourfiend]

I think I ruined my favorite hat

[notyourfiend]

Originally Posted by Satan

this girl is an incomprehensibly retarded dope fiend and thinks we're best friends and thinks that everyone else's lives should revolve around hanging out with her. she sleeps around and even though it's obviously nothing more than sex she expects to be like joined at the hip with every dick she's ever sucked or fucked and gets her little feelings hurt over it and calls me up and cries.

sounds like a dope fiend to me.

[Satan]

i think she's just really emotional which is something i can't deal with.