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Feces comes out of there.
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and if you don't eat enough fiber you can look forward to the piles, eh hmm.
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and if you eat a whole bunch of raw wheat flour you ingest parasites that cause Thrush, which is where tiny hook-toothed worms coem out your asshole and dig themselves into your inner buttcheek.
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piss is sterile. but the mouth is a petri dish festering with all sorts of microbial species, and the saliva that comes out of it is a biohazard. |
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your liver, on the other hand, is rotten with hepatitis. yes? |
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don't you feel uncomfortable putting your face somewhere where, at least at some point, liquefied shit has come pouring out? I'd be well horrified about a shower of watery turd fucking drenching me...
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kindly refer to type A, monsieur not-your-father http://www.std-gov.org/stds/hepatitis.htm (ps- i had never before heard of type E, by the way, but there it is) |
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ha ha. i don't know what kind of pussy you eat, but it shouldn't taste like ass. it's a free planet, however. as long as you have consenting adults it's none of my business what others like. |
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i mean, you can be macho and all but the parasites and viruses won't give a fuck. they are more macho than all of us. again (i just explained above) i don't see it as taboo and won't condemn you for it, but i think you should know the risks involved. ![]() happy infestation! |
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i find dirty ass to be a bit of a turnoff. but if i'm proper drunk, it can be comedy. |
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i mean you're mounting her doggy style and suddenly there's a dingleberry looking back at you? haaa haaa haaa haaaa haaaaa.
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so you're on a first-name basis with every tapeworm in the neighborhood? awesome. good night dude. |
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oh ha ha, but that has nothing to do with feces. it's late, gotta go. maybe the fumes will evaporate by tomorrow. |
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I have an aversion to pussy eating too though, it's like putting your head into a sauna filled with the most stale air imaginable. irrespective of cleaning etc. just a horrible experience. ha. I have to really like someone to actually do it, like that compulsion to reciprocate is only instigated by a genuine affection for the girl. if not it's like putting your head in a bear trap, except you have to live on after you descend into the maw. death would be a sweet, sweet salvation. plus I hate shit. not because I hate the smell (which I do) but just the concept of it makes me gag. think I might have a mild disorder where if I associate anything with vomit, like say talking or eating, when I then think about talking/eating I start fucking retching. ie this ![]() |
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if they're generally a hygienic person wash before hand you'll be fine. I'm talking about the outside of the arsehole only.
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You don't like going down on a girl? Dude, get yourself sorted out. As(s) for the old rimming. I've done a coupla times. People seem to think I might as well as had her shit in my mouth. Hardly. Besides it was after we'd had a shower together. THAT was a good night.
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