TWAT - Page 21

Everyneurotic · 06.12.2008, 04:55 PM

and speaking of metal guitarists:

"i'm a mediocre guitarist but i make it up by trying to act as much as dimebag darrell as possible, drinking beer and saying "brother" a lot, but i call everybody gay and say "hardcore" more than him; sharon osbourne is the most metal person in the world...what's that sound? motorcycles? a biker gang!! quick, hide me before they beat me up again for ripping their vest off. i'm so scared!!!"

MellySingsDoom · 06.12.2008, 04:56 PM

Boyd Rice:

"Ooh, I like to do Nazi dressing up and playing with my collection of Barbie Dolls". Thanks, you simply cuddly controversial TWAT!

Cantankerous · 06.12.2008, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

Boyd Rice:

"Ooh, I like to do Nazi dressing up and playing with my collection of Barbie Dolls". Thanks, you simply cuddly controversial TWAT!

oooooh girl porky's gon' get maaaaad!

demonrail666 · 06.12.2008, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

"any twat can open their mouths and be cunts to everybody, and lord knows i do it more than most people, but how many can extend their twatness to guitar soloing? nobody! that's who...what are you looking at? are you retarded, you ugly fuck?"

No way. Sorry. Mustaine is a cunt, but not a twat. It's as simple as that. Holy Wars exempts him from that category, forever.

MellySingsDoom · 06.12.2008, 04:57 PM

Boyd may be sarram's bitch, but sarram's my wife now

Glice · 06.12.2008, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666

"Hello there. My name is Simon Reynolds and I have a habit of intellectualising cool shit so that it can be more easily digested by twats like me. Oh, and before I forget, 'rhizome'."

Oooh, that makes me so cross. "I've read Deleuze and YOU WILL know about it".

And, on that note:

[IMG]http://www.ApictureofGlicefromtheinterbox.jpg[IMG]

Twat!

Everyneurotic · 06.12.2008, 04:58 PM

"you are a twat!"
"no, you are!"
"no, you!"
"no, you; everybody hates you"
"no, they hate you"
"i'm not talking to you, twat"
"me neither, double twat"
...
"a reporter from nme!! quick, call me 'twat' again!!"

demonrail666 · 06.12.2008, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

frankie from the bjm is the biggest fucking twat ever.
i miss jeff.

Who is Frankie? Come to think of it, who is Jeff too?

The Usher · 06.12.2008, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666

No way. Sorry. Mustaine is a cunt, but not a twat. It's as simple as that. Holy Wars exempts him from that category, forever.

Agree 100%. Dave is a legend, and he's way cooler than any of those Metallica twats.

i.e.

MellySingsDoom · 06.12.2008, 04:59 PM

"Ooh, I'm down with the Grime and Jungle massive, cos only me, Simon Reynolds, truly understands the black experience. Well, me and my soul mate Bobby Gillespie". TWAT!

Cantankerous · 06.12.2008, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666

Who is Frankie? Come to think of it, who is Jeff too?

he plays guitar in the brian jonestown massacre

jeff used to play guitar in the brian jonestown massacre and was 673 times LESS of a tosser.

Lurker · 06.12.2008, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666

No WAY is Russell Brand a twat. I'm sorry. I just won't have that. It undermines the whole concept of twatishness.

I agree, I really like Russell Brand. Though he can be a bit annoying when starts going on about that spiritual crap showing how profoundly childish he is.

Everyneurotic · 06.12.2008, 05:00 PM

sorry, but if you knew megadeth, attended one concert or read a single interview you'd knew mustaine is the perfect combination of a twat with a cunt.

i may like what some of these twats do (some!), but that doesn't exempt them from being twats.

MellySingsDoom · 06.12.2008, 05:01 PM

Mustaine was the eptiome of a blubbing whinging twat in the Mettalica doc "Some Kind Of Monster". Peace Sells But Who's Buying, my arse.

demonrail666 · 06.12.2008, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

he plays guitar in the brian jonestown massacre

jeff used to play guitar in the brian jonestown massacre and was 673 times LESS of a tosser.

Well that's cleared THAT up then. And for the record, I agree. Not that I've ever actually heard a BJM song, but lets not start a beautiful relationship with a disagreement, so, yup. You're right.

Everyneurotic · 06.12.2008, 05:05 PM

the best thing was that dave went on record saying how great it was for him to be part of their therapy, that it helped him and that he wishes metallica the best; then the movie gets released, people start saying that about mustaine and he goes "i never agreed to be there, blah blah, they are fucking cunts, etc."

mustaine was an enjoyable cunt until the last 10 years or so, now he's an insufferable one.

The Usher · 06.12.2008, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

sorry, but if you knew megadeth, attended one concert or read a single interview you'd knew mustaine is the perfect combination of a twat with a cunt.

i may like what some of these twats do (some!), but that doesn't exempt them from being twats.

Whatever, Dave rules. Twats!

demonrail666 · 06.12.2008, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

sorry, but if you knew megadeth, attended one concert or read a single interview you'd knew mustaine is the perfect combination of a twat with a cunt.

i may like what some of these twats do (some!), but that doesn't exempt them from being twats.

Yeah, you're right. He's a cuntish twat. And now I'm confused.

MellySingsDoom · 06.12.2008, 05:06 PM

Mustaine's a born-again Christian. Let's just put him in a Wicker Man-style contraption, already.

The Usher · 06.12.2008, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

Mustaine's a born-again Christian. Let's just put him in a Wicker Man-style contraption, already.

He's just saying that so he can come and rape your soul while you're not looking!

06.12.2008, 04:55 PM	#401
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	and speaking of metal guitarists: "i'm a mediocre guitarist but i make it up by trying to act as much as dimebag darrell as possible, drinking beer and saying "brother" a lot, but i call everybody gay and say "hardcore" more than him; sharon osbourne is the most metal person in the world...what's that sound? motorcycles? a biker gang!! quick, hide me before they beat me up again for ripping their vest off. i'm so scared!!!" __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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06.12.2008, 04:56 PM	#402
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Boyd Rice: "Ooh, I like to do Nazi dressing up and playing with my collection of Barbie Dolls". Thanks, you simply cuddly controversial TWAT! __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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06.12.2008, 04:57 PM	#405
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Boyd may be sarram's bitch, but sarram's my wife now __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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06.12.2008, 04:58 PM	#407
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	"you are a twat!" "no, you are!" "no, you!" "no, you; everybody hates you" "no, they hate you" "i'm not talking to you, twat" "me neither, double twat" ... "a reporter from nme!! quick, call me 'twat' again!!" __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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06.12.2008, 04:59 PM	#410
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	"Ooh, I'm down with the Grime and Jungle massive, cos only me, Simon Reynolds, truly understands the black experience. Well, me and my soul mate Bobby Gillespie". TWAT! __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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06.12.2008, 05:00 PM	#413
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	sorry, but if you knew megadeth, attended one concert or read a single interview you'd knew mustaine is the perfect combination of a twat with a cunt. i may like what some of these twats do (some!), but that doesn't exempt them from being twats. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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06.12.2008, 05:01 PM	#414
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Mustaine was the eptiome of a blubbing whinging twat in the Mettalica doc "Some Kind Of Monster". Peace Sells But Who's Buying, my arse. __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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06.12.2008, 05:05 PM	#416
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	the best thing was that dave went on record saying how great it was for him to be part of their therapy, that it helped him and that he wishes metallica the best; then the movie gets released, people start saying that about mustaine and he goes "i never agreed to be there, blah blah, they are fucking cunts, etc." mustaine was an enjoyable cunt until the last 10 years or so, now he's an insufferable one. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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06.12.2008, 05:06 PM	#419
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Mustaine's a born-again Christian. Let's just put him in a Wicker Man-style contraption, already. __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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