The sonic gossip story (Part II) "Sentences" - Page 22

Cantankerous · 09.13.2006, 05:09 PM

"what a badass i am," saith i, "i am just too badass to believe."

Tokolosh · 09.13.2006, 05:12 PM

Hip Priest was shaking like a leaf as she said that.

static-harmony · 09.14.2006, 01:16 AM

Then in a grand voice, Thurston Moore started yelling obscenities, about love.

king_buzzo · 09.14.2006, 08:25 AM

then this guy comes up and farts

matt g · 09.14.2006, 11:59 AM

the fart brought forth a mighty shit cloud, divine in nature, to cleanse the unclean and wash away purity.

Tokolosh · 09.14.2006, 12:15 PM

Everyone in it's proximity started running in all directions.

Hip Priest · 09.14.2006, 03:25 PM

Tokolosh appeared and twatted fartdude over the head with Hip Priest's broken flamethrower.

Tokolosh · 09.14.2006, 03:46 PM

Fartdude cried, while his skull got crushed, by the heavy blows.

Cantankerous · 09.14.2006, 03:47 PM

"What a moron," cantankerous shook her head at tokolosh.

Tokolosh · 09.14.2006, 03:55 PM

"What's your problem?" asked Tokolosh.

Cantankerous · 09.14.2006, 03:57 PM

cantankerous ignored tokolosh and instead continued on her merry way with a boombox on her shoulder, blasting NWA.

Tokolosh · 09.14.2006, 04:18 PM

Tokolosh started to laugh, and disappeared in a cloud of smoke.

Hip Priest · 09.14.2006, 04:27 PM

'MMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! ' came the cry.

sonicl · 11.30.2006, 04:08 AM

A cat drove by very fast on a motorbike.

Hip Priest · 11.30.2006, 04:46 AM

The cat's helmet suggested it was on pizza delivery duty, but the semi-concealed silver dagger told a different story.

sonicl · 11.30.2006, 04:49 AM

Diesel was confused by the sight of a Bengali pizza delivery cat, and took a large gulp of whisky to put his mind straight again.

Hip Priest · 11.30.2006, 04:53 AM

Pulling up at the roadside, the cat pulled out her own bottle of whisky and took a mouthful too, as if to steady her nerves; a quick glance down at the silver dagger revealed the object of her tension.

sonicl · 11.30.2006, 05:00 AM

The jewel encrusted handle of the dagger hid amongst its gems the famous Diamond of Macatakakar, know across the Indian subcontient for it's ability to turn an ordinary household cat into a vicious killer.

king_buzzo · 11.30.2006, 09:50 AM

the killer cat turns out to be/.....

ondskan · 11.30.2006, 10:20 AM

Lee Ranaldo!

09.13.2006, 05:09 PM	#421
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	"what a badass i am," saith i, "i am just too badass to believe." __________________ RETIRED
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09.13.2006, 05:12 PM	#422
Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	Hip Priest was shaking like a leaf as she said that. __________________ Anything you can /imagine is real
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09.14.2006, 01:16 AM	#423
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	Then in a grand voice, Thurston Moore started yelling obscenities, about love. __________________
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09.14.2006, 08:25 AM	#424
king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	then this guy comes up and farts
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09.14.2006, 11:59 AM	#425
matt g bad moon rising Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: cimmaron hills Posts: 171	the fart brought forth a mighty shit cloud, divine in nature, to cleanse the unclean and wash away purity.
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09.14.2006, 12:15 PM	#426
Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	Everyone in it's proximity started running in all directions. __________________ Anything you can /imagine is real
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09.14.2006, 03:25 PM	#427
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	Tokolosh appeared and twatted fartdude over the head with Hip Priest's broken flamethrower. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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09.14.2006, 03:46 PM	#428
Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	Fartdude cried, while his skull got crushed, by the heavy blows. __________________ Anything you can /imagine is real
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09.14.2006, 03:47 PM	#429
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	"What a moron," cantankerous shook her head at tokolosh. __________________ RETIRED
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09.14.2006, 03:55 PM	#430
Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	"What's your problem?" asked Tokolosh. __________________ Anything you can /imagine is real
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09.14.2006, 03:57 PM	#431
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	cantankerous ignored tokolosh and instead continued on her merry way with a boombox on her shoulder, blasting NWA. __________________ RETIRED
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09.14.2006, 04:18 PM	#432
Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	Tokolosh started to laugh, and disappeared in a cloud of smoke. __________________ Anything you can /imagine is real
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09.14.2006, 04:27 PM	#433
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	'MMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! ' came the cry. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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11.30.2006, 04:08 AM	#434
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	A cat drove by very fast on a motorbike.
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11.30.2006, 04:46 AM	#435
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	The cat's helmet suggested it was on pizza delivery duty, but the semi-concealed silver dagger told a different story. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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11.30.2006, 04:49 AM	#436
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	Diesel was confused by the sight of a Bengali pizza delivery cat, and took a large gulp of whisky to put his mind straight again.
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11.30.2006, 04:53 AM	#437
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	Pulling up at the roadside, the cat pulled out her own bottle of whisky and took a mouthful too, as if to steady her nerves; a quick glance down at the silver dagger revealed the object of her tension. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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11.30.2006, 05:00 AM	#438
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	The jewel encrusted handle of the dagger hid amongst its gems the famous Diamond of Macatakakar, know across the Indian subcontient for it's ability to turn an ordinary household cat into a vicious killer.
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11.30.2006, 09:50 AM	#439
king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	the killer cat turns out to be/.....
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11.30.2006, 10:20 AM	#440
ondskan children of satan Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: swe Posts: 333	Lee Ranaldo!
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