Ask Pookie - Page 23

04.26.2007, 11:21 AM

Cher Pookie,

Serait-il possible que me passiez-vous le sel et le poivre ? Nous vous prions d'agréer l'expression de nos sentiments distingués.

Marie De La Roux

Bordeaux

!@#$%! · 04.26.2007, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

Cher Pookie,

Serait-il possible que me passiez-vous le sel et le poivre ? Nous vous prions d'agréer l'expression de nos sentiments distingués.

Marie De La Roux

Bordeaux

---

ps- sciocchezze?? --> "events"??

!@#$%! · 04.26.2007, 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by king_buzzo

Oh hat the fuck?

Dear Pookie,
Where the hell is !@#$%! from? He's throwing all these serbian words at me.?

im originally from HELL but i currently live here & there

04.26.2007, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

---

ps- schiochezze??

Marie:
''Vous n'êtes pas pookie, nom de famille unpronouncable ! ! !''

Sciocchezze = silly things, in this case silly questions.

!@#$%! · 04.26.2007, 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

Marie:
''Vous n'êtes pas pookie, nom de famille unpronouncable ! ! !''

Sciocchezze = silly things, in this case silly questions.

ah merde! mais je suis très curieux

merci pour la réponse...

04.26.2007, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

ah merde! mais je suis très curieux

merci pour la réponse...

Marie :
'' Vous êtes bienvenu.''

04.26.2007, 11:40 AM

Pookie,

、私はいかに2秒にすべてこれを書くことを得たか。

あなたの

Nagati

king_buzzo · 04.26.2007, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

im originally from HELL but i currently live here & there

Tell mee!

!@#$%! · 04.26.2007, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by king_buzzo

Tell mee!

ok but first, wtf is nikako?

SynthethicalY · 04.27.2007, 03:29 AM

Dear Pookie,

Single gay guys keep asking staring at my body, cause I am a slim guy, and frankly a good looking guy. They do this in front of my Boyfriend. What can I do, so they will stop staring at me with desiring eyes?

Sincerly,
Sexy Queer.

Pookie · 04.27.2007, 03:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imon Fyre

Dear Pookie,

Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims?

Regards,
Imon Fyre

Indeed, because obviously they have a head start.

Pookie · 04.27.2007, 03:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sexy & Queer

Dear Pookie,

Single gay guys keep asking staring at my body, cause I am a slim guy, and frankly a good looking guy. They do this in front of my Boyfriend. What can I do, so they will stop staring at me with desiring eyes?

Sincerly,
Sexy Queer.

Make the most of it before you hit 30, and that paunch begins to grow, the once luscious thick head of hair begins to thin, those boyish good looks become blemished with a few telling lines, and you groan when you get out of a comfy chair.

I know I miss the admiring glances of the gays. It's just desperate middle-age women who look at me now, considering that one final fling before settling down into their dotage.

sonicl · 04.27.2007, 04:01 AM

Dearest Pookie

If it takes four men with buckets three hours to fill two baths with water, how long will it it take six men with watering cans to cross the English Channel in a rubber dinghy?

Fond regards,
Your maths teacher

Pookie · 04.27.2007, 04:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Teacher

Dearest Pookie

If it takes four men with buckets three hours to fill two baths with water, how long will it it take six men with watering cans to cross the English Channel in a rubber dinghy?

Fond regards,
Your maths teacher

This formula expresses the fact that differentiation and integration are inverse operations of each other. Therefore, if d=dinghy, then it is easy to see that for finite sets d (dinghy) equals the cardinality of the power set equals f (watering can) equals x (channel).

So if this calculation is applied, then d/dx, together with that long line with the bends at either end and an x and a supporting it, added to the f (watering can) (s) (s) d (dinghy) s (s) = f (watering can) (x) (channel).

sonicl · 04.27.2007, 04:13 AM

Dear Pookie,

How did you manage to convince someone that you were a suitable person to manage a bookshop? You're clearly barking mad.

Pookie · 04.27.2007, 06:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonicl

Dear Pookie,

How did you manage to convince someone that you were a suitable person to manage a bookshop? You're clearly barking mad.

I resent that.

And you only have to convince one person on one occasion that you're suitable for a job.

05.02.2007, 07:37 AM

Yo Pookie,

I'm going to buy a bycicle. I was thinking of getting a driving licence, but as you might know, Italians are not the greatest drivers. Any suggestions for a particular model?

Yours,

Porcaro

Pookie · 05.02.2007, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porcaro

Yo Pookie,

I'm going to buy a bycicle.

Good for you

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porcaro

I was thinking of getting a driving licence, but as you might know, Italians are not the greatest drivers.

I've heard as much

[/quote]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porcaro

Any suggestions for a particular model?

Yours,

Porcaro

I don't think you could do better than this one:

SynthethicalY · 05.09.2007, 05:41 PM

Dear Pookie,

What should I do now that I am single?
Also going to the movies with the ex, on saturday, is this a bad decision or a wise one?

Sincerly, Synthetic.

Danny Himself · 05.09.2007, 05:57 PM

Dear Pookie,

Everybody at the office is talking about Spiderman 3. Spiderman 3 this, Spiderman 3 that- I don't know whether to love it or hate it, and I haven't even seen it! I feel, from the comments I have overheard, that I could piece together the general plot:

Spiderman has a showdown with a villain/villainess named The Sandman, who apparently is the man who killed Uncle Ben in Spiderman 1. Then for some reason Spiderman turns black. Then Harry turns around and his face is all crippled and gross, oh man, it was fucking sick.

So far, it sounds quite compelling, if my estimation is anything to go by. So Pookie, should I take myself on a date to the movies this weekend to see Spiderman 3?

Yours faithfully,
Ambassador Wellington 'Fancy' Mbutu, Ivory Coast.

04.26.2007, 11:21 AM	#441
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	Cher Pookie, Serait-il possible que me passiez-vous le sel et le poivre ? Nous vous prions d'agréer l'expression de nos sentiments distingués. Marie De La Roux Bordeaux
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

04.26.2007, 11:40 AM	#447
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	Pookie, 、私はいかに2秒にすべてこれを書くことを得たか。あなたの Nagati
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

04.27.2007, 03:29 AM	#450
SynthethicalY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 7,408	Dear Pookie, Single gay guys keep asking staring at my body, cause I am a slim guy, and frankly a good looking guy. They do this in front of my Boyfriend. What can I do, so they will stop staring at me with desiring eyes? Sincerly, Sexy Queer.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

04.27.2007, 04:01 AM	#453
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	Dearest Pookie If it takes four men with buckets three hours to fill two baths with water, how long will it it take six men with watering cans to cross the English Channel in a rubber dinghy? Fond regards, Your maths teacher
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

04.27.2007, 04:13 AM	#455
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	Dear Pookie, How did you manage to convince someone that you were a suitable person to manage a bookshop? You're clearly barking mad.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

05.02.2007, 07:37 AM	#457
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	Yo Pookie, I'm going to buy a bycicle. I was thinking of getting a driving licence, but as you might know, Italians are not the greatest drivers. Any suggestions for a particular model? Yours, Porcaro
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

05.09.2007, 05:41 PM	#459
SynthethicalY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 7,408	Dear Pookie, What should I do now that I am single? Also going to the movies with the ex, on saturday, is this a bad decision or a wise one? Sincerly, Synthetic.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

05.09.2007, 05:57 PM	#460
Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	Dear Pookie, Everybody at the office is talking about Spiderman 3. Spiderman 3 this, Spiderman 3 that- I don't know whether to love it or hate it, and I haven't even seen it! I feel, from the comments I have overheard, that I could piece together the general plot: Spiderman has a showdown with a villain/villainess named The Sandman, who apparently is the man who killed Uncle Ben in Spiderman 1. Then for some reason Spiderman turns black. Then Harry turns around and his face is all crippled and gross, oh man, it was fucking sick. So far, it sounds quite compelling, if my estimation is anything to go by. So Pookie, should I take myself on a date to the movies this weekend to see Spiderman 3? Yours faithfully, Ambassador Wellington 'Fancy' Mbutu, Ivory Coast.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|