Sonic Youth - Page 279

Hip Priest · 10.16.2006, 06:47 PM

You don't need to; I loved all the nonsense stuff. I liked making stuff up as I typed. I think the Time Surfers thing was quite good. We were all on top form.

finding nobody · 10.16.2006, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by schizophrenicroom

Grassyass

I figure the script will start something like this:

Sonic Youth, Husker Du, and J/Patti are at an airport

Kim: When's our plane coming?
J/Patti: When I make Gloria mine!
Lee: When I see Karen again.
Thurston: My mind is a gelatinous ball of pepper.

Steve comes in view. He prances around in a leotard that makes him look like the pink panther.

Steve: lol lol lol lol buttsex
Husker Du (SIMULTANEOUSLY): We were thinking that! As soon as Chuck Norris boards our plane, we guess. YEAH! *JAMS KICK OUT*

random tourists with fanny packs and joints yell for patti to start some poetic rantings

Patti: POEMS POEMS POEMS THE AIR IS A GENTLE BREEZE
Audience: Whooo!
Patti: Whooing is for sellouts of the mindwarped generation that never embraced the intensity of rock and roll blending into poetry and the sweet jams invigorating their senses blahfhfahfahfahvsegnseibuttsex.

that is scene one.

It's cool how we keep it bumped and all. But it's been a while sense we've goffed around and made fools of ourselves

Edit- You got me.

Hip Priest · 10.16.2006, 06:49 PM

I was thinking of the old thread, sorry. There's been moments in this one too though.

This thread has become like a little mini-forum within the forum, or something. Actually, that's bollocks, but you know what I mean.

finding nobody · 10.16.2006, 06:57 PM

Yes, I understand what you mean. It's almost like "what are you doing?"

k-krack · 10.16.2006, 06:59 PM

Hhahaha. ATTN: Everyone!!! Pop in/on yr EJSTANS tapes/rekkids/cd's and turn the volume WAY up and listen for ALL OF SISTER!!! It's way obvious during the breaks between songs. EX: At the end of Winner's Blues, you can hear "shizophrenia...." (as in "...is takin' me home")!!!

Hip Priest · 10.16.2006, 07:02 PM

Yeah, some dude on the net told me that's because SY wanted to do a buy-one-get-one-free offer on SY LPs, but they weren't allowed to. So late one night it seems that Steve broke into the record company office, drew a big picture of a cake over the bosses' portrait and recorded the two LP's onto one tape simultaeneously, so that you get them both. The band has been trying to get double royalties for every purchas ever since, one lot for each LP.

schizophrenicroom · 10.16.2006, 07:05 PM

if you stick around after the end of the diamond sea on cd, you can hear the infamous "cake session" which was steve's idea of a joke. he recorded himself eating cake with the king of the land of chocolate.

finding nobody · 10.16.2006, 07:06 PM

I heard it was Eddie Van Halen trying to sabatage the youth's career.

That reminds me of the Butthole Surfers song with sounds of people going number 2

Hip Priest · 10.16.2006, 07:06 PM

Steve has apparantly been obsessed with cake since the age of seven, when he witnessed a small cat eating some scone.

schizophrenicroom · 10.16.2006, 07:08 PM

yeah, van halen is a mean mofo. at the 1981 sonic youth show in candyland city, he jumped on stage during "i wanna be yr dog" and tried to steal the chocolate cake that he saw steve was hiding behind the drumkit. it got UGLY.

Hip Priest · 10.16.2006, 07:11 PM

Steve, of course, had wired the moist chocolate cream filling up to the electricity.

k-krack · 10.16.2006, 07:12 PM

This Is Not A Joke!!! I Will Fight Each And Every One Of You!!!

Hip Priest · 10.16.2006, 07:14 PM

CAKEFIGHT!

schizophrenicroom · 10.16.2006, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hip Priest

Steve, of course, had wired the moist chocolate cream filling up to the electricity.

of course.

FIGHT!

finding nobody · 10.16.2006, 07:20 PM

finding nobody quickly hopped from his side of the table to hip preist's.
"Let's form an allience!" said finding nobody.

Hip Priest · 10.16.2006, 07:21 PM

Grab yourself some gateau, comrades, and and prepare for action.

schizophrenicroom · 10.16.2006, 07:22 PM

schizophrenicroom yells for k-krack and gets out her secret weapons..

Hip Priest · 10.16.2006, 07:25 PM

Oh no...

Joel, we'd best open the special cake tin.

schizophrenicroom · 10.16.2006, 07:27 PM

you probably should..

Hip Priest · 10.16.2006, 07:29 PM

Are we gonna go for it? Or have a cake stand-off? We don't know what your secret weapon is, and you don't know what's in the special cake tin. Now is the time to negotiate a settlement, if you wish. Before the conflict escalates.

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10.16.2006, 06:47 PM	#5561
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	You don't need to; I loved all the nonsense stuff. I liked making stuff up as I typed. I think the Time Surfers thing was quite good. We were all on top form. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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10.16.2006, 06:49 PM	#5563
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	I was thinking of the old thread, sorry. There's been moments in this one too though. This thread has become like a little mini-forum within the forum, or something. Actually, that's bollocks, but you know what I mean. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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10.16.2006, 06:57 PM	#5564
finding nobody invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 7,275	Yes, I understand what you mean. It's almost like "what are you doing?"
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10.16.2006, 06:59 PM	#5565
k-krack invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: On Posts: 7,380	Hhahaha. ATTN: Everyone!!! Pop in/on yr EJSTANS tapes/rekkids/cd's and turn the volume WAY up and listen for ALL OF SISTER!!! It's way obvious during the breaks between songs. EX: At the end of Winner's Blues, you can hear "shizophrenia...." (as in "...is takin' me home")!!! __________________ sandwich klub 4 men. Danny is a C.H.U.D.
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10.16.2006, 07:02 PM	#5566
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	Yeah, some dude on the net told me that's because SY wanted to do a buy-one-get-one-free offer on SY LPs, but they weren't allowed to. So late one night it seems that Steve broke into the record company office, drew a big picture of a cake over the bosses' portrait and recorded the two LP's onto one tape simultaeneously, so that you get them both. The band has been trying to get double royalties for every purchas ever since, one lot for each LP. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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10.16.2006, 07:05 PM	#5567
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	if you stick around after the end of the diamond sea on cd, you can hear the infamous "cake session" which was steve's idea of a joke. he recorded himself eating cake with the king of the land of chocolate. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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10.16.2006, 07:06 PM	#5568
finding nobody invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 7,275	I heard it was Eddie Van Halen trying to sabatage the youth's career. That reminds me of the Butthole Surfers song with sounds of people going number 2
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10.16.2006, 07:06 PM	#5569
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	Steve has apparantly been obsessed with cake since the age of seven, when he witnessed a small cat eating some scone. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

10.16.2006, 07:08 PM	#5570
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	yeah, van halen is a mean mofo. at the 1981 sonic youth show in candyland city, he jumped on stage during "i wanna be yr dog" and tried to steal the chocolate cake that he saw steve was hiding behind the drumkit. it got UGLY. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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10.16.2006, 07:11 PM	#5571
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	Steve, of course, had wired the moist chocolate cream filling up to the electricity. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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10.16.2006, 07:12 PM	#5572
k-krack invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: On Posts: 7,380	This Is Not A Joke!!! I Will Fight Each And Every One Of You!!! __________________ sandwich klub 4 men. Danny is a C.H.U.D.
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10.16.2006, 07:14 PM	#5573
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	CAKEFIGHT! __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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10.16.2006, 07:20 PM	#5575
finding nobody invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 7,275	finding nobody quickly hopped from his side of the table to hip preist's. "Let's form an allience!" said finding nobody.
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10.16.2006, 07:21 PM	#5576
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	Grab yourself some gateau, comrades, and and prepare for action. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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10.16.2006, 07:22 PM	#5577
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	schizophrenicroom yells for k-krack and gets out her secret weapons.. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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10.16.2006, 07:25 PM	#5578
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	Oh no... Joel, we'd best open the special cake tin. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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10.16.2006, 07:27 PM	#5579
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	you probably should.. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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10.16.2006, 07:29 PM	#5580
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	Are we gonna go for it? Or have a cake stand-off? We don't know what your secret weapon is, and you don't know what's in the special cake tin. Now is the time to negotiate a settlement, if you wish. Before the conflict escalates. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|