08.04.2008, 04:47 PM | #5561 |
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I imagine it happens more often to blonde teenaged girls, especially if they have perverted old uncles.
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08.04.2008, 05:05 PM | #5562 |
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I dunno it was a weird situation.
I went to my old friend's house, because she was all, "I miss you come see me." I stayed for maybe an hour and then when I was leaving she gave me a hug. I hugged back and whatever and then let my arms down to end the hug but she just kept hugging. So back the arms went, then once again I dropped them and she kept fucking hugging. Like helllooooo, I'm obviously not enjoying this.
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08.04.2008, 05:37 PM | #5563 |
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Girls always say I'm very huggable, like they can't resist hugging me. I don't get it. I'm thin and boney. Lots of sharp edges/corners. The hug usually follows them telling me their life story.
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08.04.2008, 05:40 PM | #5564 |
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I love awkward hugs
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08.04.2008, 05:47 PM | #5565 |
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I don't get hugged very often, probably because I give off a bitch vibe or don't touch me vibe.
It's all part of my plan though, you can touch me all you want (to an extent haha) when you're on my good side.
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She loves you, of course! My irrelevant post - I want a new series of the Banana Splits TV show. Now!
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08.04.2008, 06:37 PM | #5567 |
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Even still...
I just posted this in another thread, but I love it sooo... Dave Spritz: You know when I was in school, I guess the hardest thing was how other kids can be a little mean. . names, and stuff. Do you ever get called names? Shelly: Like what? Dave Spritz: I don't know - like, dummy if you miss a question... or, camel toe? Shelly: Yeah... camel toe Dave Spritz: Do you know why? Shelly: Why, what? Dave Spritz: Why you get called camel toe Shelly: Yeah. Dave Spritz: Why hun?. Shelly: Because, camel toes are tough. They can walk all over the desert and all the hot rocks. I'm tough. Dave Spritz: That's right. It's because they're tough. Ready to shop again? Shelly: I think they make car tires out of camel toes.
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08.04.2008, 06:43 PM | #5568 |
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As sure as fire will burn there's one thing you will learn Is things you have cherished are things that you have earned Luck is when opportunity meets with preparation And the same is true for every generation Little man As you climb on my knee the whole future lies in thee Little man Little man Never hurry, take it slow Things worth-while need time to grow Little man Don't look back there are things that might distract Move ahead towards your goal and the answers will unfold Little man Love is always in the air It is there for those who care Little man |
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08.04.2008, 06:59 PM | #5569 |
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Hello!!! Banana Splits!:
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Michael Angelo Batio is such a cocky little bitch.
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I do!
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There's a hole in my gum and it's bugging the shit out of me.
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08.04.2008, 08:04 PM | #5579 |
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Do virgins taste better than those who are not?
Are they salty, or sweeter, or juicy, or what? Do you swallow them slowly, gulp them down on the spot? Do virgins taste better than those who are not? |
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I cut the bottom on my foot in two places on a carpet nail. It stings like shit.
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