TWAT - Page 28

demonrail666 · 06.13.2008, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Pookie

I've met them. He was very nice. She was a twat of the highest order.

Funny you say that, he strikes me as a really OK bloke. A bit simple, but OK. Would lend you a drill if you needed one. That kind of a fella.

She's just off the scale really.

Cantankerous · 06.13.2008, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Pookie

I've met them. He was very nice. She was a twat of the highest order.

have you really?
i would die.

Pookie · 06.13.2008, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

have you really?
i would die.

She came to do a signing in the book shop I was working in. She dragged poor Peter along. Like dm666 said, he was a bit dim but very friendly. She was a nightmare, and very bad skin!

Cantankerous · 06.13.2008, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Pookie

She came to do a signing in the book shop I was working in. She dragged poor Peter along. Like dm666 said, he was a bit dim but very friendly. She was a nightmare, and very bad skin!

yeah he seems none too bright. he did marry her after all.

is she really as orange as she looks in person?

demonrail666 · 06.13.2008, 08:58 PM

The thing with Jordan is that when she started out she was quite naturally attractive, but she just turned into a laughing stock after all the plastic surgery.

Peter Andre looks like my cousin Wayne, and is, if anything, a bit brighter.

Pookie · 06.13.2008, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

yeah he seems none too bright. he did marry her after all.

is she really as orange as she looks in person?

She wasn't particularly orange then (2004).

Cantankerous · 06.13.2008, 09:00 PM

hahahaha

Pookie · 06.13.2008, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

The thing with Jordan is that when she started out she was quite naturally attractive, but she just turned into a laughing stock after all the plastic surgery.

Peter Andre looks like my cousin Wayne, and is, if anything, a bit brighter.

Although she wouldn't have been nearly as well known now. She became well known for the balloon tits.

Cantankerous · 06.13.2008, 09:04 PM

she looks about 20 times better there. save for that hideous makeup job

demonrail666 · 06.13.2008, 09:06 PM

Yeah, that make up is shocking, I agree.

Lurker · 06.14.2008, 05:22 AM

Damien Hirst. One Britain's best entertainers

stu666 · 06.14.2008, 05:33 AM

not sure if this twat has been mentioned yet but if so then he's worthy of another go

derek acorah

and his horrible friend colin fry

Lurker · 06.14.2008, 05:35 AM

Brilliant choices.

Cantankerous · 06.14.2008, 05:38 AM

Lurker · 06.14.2008, 05:43 AM

Which one is Iggy?

Cantankerous · 06.14.2008, 05:51 AM

idk but they'd both make some rly nice leather handbags.

Lurker · 06.14.2008, 06:11 AM

I bet they would be bloody expensive.

Cantankerous · 06.14.2008, 06:15 AM

likely they would. i don't particularly care to tote iggy around with me though.

Lurker · 06.14.2008, 06:22 AM

Hmmm, You could use his dick as the buckle.

demonrail666 · 06.14.2008, 08:06 AM

I went to school with this twat. He was called Lee then. Twat.

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demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	The thing with Jordan is that when she started out she was quite naturally attractive, but she just turned into a laughing stock after all the plastic surgery. Peter Andre looks like my cousin Wayne, and is, if anything, a bit brighter.
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Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	hahahaha
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06.13.2008, 09:04 PM	#549
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	she looks about 20 times better there. save for that hideous makeup job
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demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	Yeah, that make up is shocking, I agree.
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Lurker invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: No. 10 Posts: 3,289	Damien Hirst. One Britain's best entertainers
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stu666 Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Stowmarket Posts: 13,505	not sure if this twat has been mentioned yet but if so then he's worthy of another go derek acorah and his horrible friend colin fry __________________ http://tapewormstu.blogspot.co.uk/
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06.14.2008, 05:35 AM	#553
Lurker invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: No. 10 Posts: 3,289	Brilliant choices.
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Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499
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Lurker invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: No. 10 Posts: 3,289	Which one is Iggy?
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Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	idk but they'd both make some rly nice leather handbags.
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Lurker invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: No. 10 Posts: 3,289	I bet they would be bloody expensive.
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Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	likely they would. i don't particularly care to tote iggy around with me though.
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Lurker invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: No. 10 Posts: 3,289	Hmmm, You could use his dick as the buckle.
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06.14.2008, 08:06 AM	#560
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	I went to school with this twat. He was called Lee then. Twat.
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