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hahaha it like life in general when we get what we thought we absolutely had to have, it turns out to be no big deal....... ![]()
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#5582 |
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dyslexia is a motherfukcer
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Now this is what I call a movie! |
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#5584 |
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Ladies, and gentlemen. It is with great pleasure, after recently dumping my now-former girlfriend, that I present to you...my next fuck!
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#5585 |
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thumbs up
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I highly agree, although I was personally thinking along the lines of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IJnG8KaMhY
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omg hotness. |
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#5588 | |
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duck. face. pretty girl though, keep that pimp hand strong |
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#5589 |
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She can quack on my cock all night long.
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Do you talk like that around her?
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Yes. That's what seems to be getting me laid this weekend, in the first place. It's my "sense of humor".
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Ha ha that's a good thing!
"Hi dear fuck, start quacking!"
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I'm seriously pumped as hell. She even likes getting smacked around and shit (in bed).
I sent my first official "sext" to her last night, and apparently she started fingering herself instantly. I'm not sure how much truth there is to that, but I'd like to believe it's 100%. Hooray! ![]() |
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lol....sext
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lol... how old is she? she looks like a youngin... so of course i approve.
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I hate you guys that can come out of long relationships and instantly find tail.
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She was a grade above me in high school, so she's either 19 or 20. Maybe 21? But I doubt it.
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#5598 |
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what's the url for your webcam and when does the show start?
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All it takes is a little confidence (fake or real); taking the best of what you have, and putting it all on your rack for them to browse. Seriously, I'm not really an attractive guy. I've got a saggy skin stomach from when I used to be fat, I'm starting to bald at the age of 19, I have an overbite, and a mild lisp. On top of all that, I'm even an ICP fan (wow, I can't seem to shut up about them today). Plus I'm a total introvert which doesn't help much at parties, and what not. But you just have to be willing to take risks...girls like big balls.
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