TWAT - Page 29

Toilet & Bowels · 06.14.2008, 08:10 AM

was he a twat at school?

demonrail666 · 06.14.2008, 08:20 AM

Not really, more anonymous than a twat. To be honest he wasn't someone I hung around with, but not for any real reasons. He didn't give off any major league twat vibes or anything like that. But fucking hell did he make up for it later on.

My mum was a dinner lady at the school this twat went to though, and he was apparantly a right little twat. No change there then:

lechaoscestmoi · 06.14.2008, 08:27 AM

Pookie · 06.14.2008, 08:29 AM

demonrail666 · 06.14.2008, 08:30 AM

Two twats called Bill

demonrail666 · 06.14.2008, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Pookie

Haha. I just put that exact pic in the unskinny rock thread

Pookie · 06.14.2008, 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666

Haha. I just put that exact pic in the unskinny rock thread

Where do you think I got it from.

demonrail666 · 06.14.2008, 08:43 AM

Twat!

06.15.2008, 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

I went to school with this twat. He was called Lee then. Twat.

While I agree that his public persona is a bit twattish, I once chatted to him and his husband/boyfriend/whatever in a bar in Islington and they were nice people. We didn't even talk about fashion or anything, just stuff. He liked my Yoko Ono badge.

Danny Himself · 06.15.2008, 08:11 AM

What a twat!

king_buzzo · 06.15.2008, 08:16 AM

Danny Himself · 06.15.2008, 08:26 AM

Meh, Qui Gon had it coming.

king_buzzo · 06.15.2008, 08:29 AM

still, he's a horny twat.

06.15.2008, 10:51 AM

While I enjoy some of you ex-band's songs, that doesn't stop me thinking that you're a twat incapable of spotting a good lyric if you'd see one.

''Class A, Class B, Is that the only chemistry?'' you sang. No, there's another type of chemistry between a twat intent on writing twattish lyrics and the ink that he's using. You're the proof of that.

Everyneurotic · 06.15.2008, 11:34 AM

"goodness aren't we the androgynous type? more like the generic bland type when it comes to music. am i or aren't i is what my fans often wonder; well, i have an answer, i'm a TWAT!"

"yeah!!! i'm van damme on even more steroids, half the acting talent and an incredible twat!! where's my 'die hard' trilogy?"

(i met placebo once, they were nice enough to sign me something for my friend who is a big fan but it's obvious they are too full of themselves).

luisxvi · 06.15.2008, 11:43 AM

The word was pretty much invented for this guy:

Everyneurotic · 06.15.2008, 01:53 PM

"...and, to conclude my conference, all i do is spew non-sense that hasn't been real for the last 30 years, but buy the newest, revisited version of my books! they have an extra ten pages of examples of the useless crap i preach with stuff like ipods and hummers. thanks for paying $500 dollars to see me twat around, now that's good marketing."

Lurker · 06.15.2008, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

"goodness aren't we the androgynous type? more like the generic bland type when it comes to music. am i or aren't i is what my fans often wonder; well, i have an answer, i'm a TWAT!"

They're a placebo for real music.

Everyneurotic · 06.15.2008, 04:58 PM

tru dat.

i do enjoy the odd song from them.

demonrail666 · 06.15.2008, 05:10 PM

Is it the baseball cap? Is it the playground politics? Is it the fact that he couldn't argue his way out of a wet paper bag? twat!

06.14.2008, 08:10 AM	#561
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,262	was he a twat at school?
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06.14.2008, 08:20 AM	#562
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	Not really, more anonymous than a twat. To be honest he wasn't someone I hung around with, but not for any real reasons. He didn't give off any major league twat vibes or anything like that. But fucking hell did he make up for it later on. My mum was a dinner lady at the school this twat went to though, and he was apparantly a right little twat. No change there then:
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06.14.2008, 08:27 AM	#563
lechaoscestmoi the destroyed room Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 589
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06.14.2008, 08:29 AM	#564
Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877
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06.14.2008, 08:30 AM	#565
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	Two twats called Bill
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06.14.2008, 08:43 AM	#568
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	Twat!
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06.15.2008, 08:11 AM	#570
Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	What a twat!
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06.15.2008, 08:16 AM	#571
king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110
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06.15.2008, 08:26 AM	#572
Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	Meh, Qui Gon had it coming.
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06.15.2008, 08:29 AM	#573
king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	still, he's a horny twat.
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06.15.2008, 10:51 AM	#574
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	While I enjoy some of you ex-band's songs, that doesn't stop me thinking that you're a twat incapable of spotting a good lyric if you'd see one. ''Class A, Class B, Is that the only chemistry?'' you sang. No, there's another type of chemistry between a twat intent on writing twattish lyrics and the ink that he's using. You're the proof of that.
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06.15.2008, 11:34 AM	#575
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	"goodness aren't we the androgynous type? more like the generic bland type when it comes to music. am i or aren't i is what my fans often wonder; well, i have an answer, i'm a TWAT!" "yeah!!! i'm van damme on even more steroids, half the acting talent and an incredible twat!! where's my 'die hard' trilogy?" (i met placebo once, they were nice enough to sign me something for my friend who is a big fan but it's obvious they are too full of themselves). __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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06.15.2008, 11:43 AM	#576
luisxvi bad moon rising Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 196	The word was pretty much invented for this guy: __________________ I went out with a metal detector once and all I found was another metal detector.
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06.15.2008, 01:53 PM	#577
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	"...and, to conclude my conference, all i do is spew non-sense that hasn't been real for the last 30 years, but buy the newest, revisited version of my books! they have an extra ten pages of examples of the useless crap i preach with stuff like ipods and hummers. thanks for paying $500 dollars to see me twat around, now that's good marketing." __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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06.15.2008, 04:58 PM	#579
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	tru dat. i do enjoy the odd song from them. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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06.15.2008, 05:10 PM	#580
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	Is it the baseball cap? Is it the playground politics? Is it the fact that he couldn't argue his way out of a wet paper bag? twat!
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