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in general (but the ones on this board are dynamite)
i have a friend from australia who lives in switzerland and i went to his wedding in june and we had a fucking blast. free drinks all around. him and some other people were sumo wrestling in their panties and he pulled his underwear up his ass crack and it was the funniest thing i ever witnessed.
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#42 |
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haha,
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I haven't thought about it yet, drinking and listening to music probably, dunno if I want to go to the beach, it tends to get too packed on Australia Day
And for the non-Australians among us just to explain- Australia Day is just a day when we celebrate being Australian, according to the official website this is what we are supposted to be celebrating but I think we mostly just celebrate the ability to drink a lot of beer and possibly eat a lot of meat too: The people - The life savers on the beach and the farmers in the bush; the larrikins; our sporting heroes, artists and visionaries; the volunteers who dedicate their lives to others; the spirit of pulling together in hard times and achieving beyond expectation; the eminent Australians from all walks of life, the battlers and the ordinary Australians who are anything but ordinary. Our land - Fragile yet enduring. Harsh and extreme, lush and bountiful-a continent like no other. Our ancient land offers boundless opportunity, sustains us and makes us who we are. Our diversity - A nation of difference and unity. People from the city, the country, different nations and backgrounds; we are one people, living together. Through our diverse beliefs and experiences we learn from each other and grow together. The indigenous cultures - The rich and resilient spirituality; the knowledge, art and history. Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples are part of Australia's identity and culture. Our freedom and democracy - A society built on fundamental rights and responsibilities. Freedom of thought and expression. Participation in government and respect for and equality under the law. A fair go for all - An enduring spirit of mateship and fairness. A compassionate society committed to access to employment, housing, health and education. Ours is a land of opportunity where we can do anything. |
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hello aussie bitches
i signed my new lease today it's in albuquerque and not in australia, but both begin with "a" and have weird names. anyway, in honor of this day and your fine country, i'll go get me a bottle of shiraz, preferably not the one with the little kangaroo on the label (yuck). but really people. you make some interesting wines. congratulations. and now, this drunk puts head to pillow. |
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#45 |
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Nationalistic Bastards.
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i subscribed their panties recycling program.
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o rly?
were you able to get her to pee on them first? I tried. tried and failed. ![]() |
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not rly you sick fuck.
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super serious question: do you smell them right after opening the package?
I do. |
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i smell the package, i rip, i cum.
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you disgust me, you nasty fuck. |
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maybe i could stop smelling it if you didnt smelled like cum, you smelly fuck.
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I think you just broke my language. ![]() PS: leave me the fuck out of yr fevered dreams, cumsniffer. |
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i did it for oz, bastard.
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I don't know about you, but I think that we ruined this thread fairly well.
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Today's fun thread to discover. ZEROpumpkins was ahead of his time on AusDay being bullshit.
Also, Djokovic still dominating in the tennis. ![]()
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This thread was ahead of it's time because...
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