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i used to be just like that, but this one's different. i've learned to value real friendships over most everything and will do whatever's necessary to hold on to them.
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i slept with a lesbian once, at her very strong request, and didn't have sex for quite some time after that. hell, i even think i cried that night.
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you still live with your ex??
ha ha no wonder you're losing your mind! |
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in that case, you'd be surprised how much shit i caught in new york this summer for the way i dressed. i got called "faggot" and a "'mo" at least once a day.
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so val what do you do if say you manage to wash off the ex's territorial pissings and attract a hottie and you wanna take her home bend her over the couch and give her a prefuck while you tear her clothes out before you get to the bedroom. do you say "shhhhh, dont wake up my roommate"?
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what was so bad about sleeping with a lesbian? |
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maybe she was fixated on his nipples. i'd find that to be a huge turnoff. |
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maybe she had at him with her strap-on? |
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i'd never bring someone back to my apartment with erin here. that's just so wrong on every level. i respect her a tad more than that.
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i didn't want to do it at all. that's one proverbial boat that i'd prefer to leave unrocked. and she tried to scissor me.
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my wife tried to get me to impregnate a lesbian once, but she withdrew permission once she sobered up.
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no matter how you cut this, you are weak. either you are weak because you define the success of your identity by the frequency in which you have sex to begin with, or you are weak because you define yourself by such a frequency AND you do not have enough to game to manifest the frequency which defines you. so either way, you are weak and should explore a self-evaluation...
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how is Val weak because he misses getting laid regularly? that's just part of being a human male.
fuck, I start to jones if it goes more than a few days, and I'm a gawddamn robot. now if by self-evaluation you mean masturbation....sure why not! how do YOU define yrself? I wonder if you would miss yr chalice if it stopped climbing into bed... |
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I believe he asked, "what is wrong with me" and I believe that I took a stab at the answer. read the answer again as I believe you are confused, because what I said covers both bases, and the answer remains the same. either weak because he is not getting laid to his satisfaction, or weak because he is not satisfied with himself (not masturbation you maniaco) aside from getting laid... its not necessarily an insult, just an observation.
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maybe I misunderstood Val, because I took the "what's wrong with me?" more as "ARRRRGH!" than him thinking that he's a failed creation.
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thats clearly whats cramping yr style. you wont get laid again as long as you 2 live together. and if suchfriends has a point (he' got a point, not sure it applies to YOU), then maybe that's a good thing. think like a monk. |
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the point I think was accurate for ALL of human beings, who are plagued with insecurities, which we must all address in order to be happy with ourselves.
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yes. i am weak and you are strong. now are you going to continue to hide behind false enlightenment and white guilt or shut the fuck up? my bad, i didn't put this into rasta speak for you, so you'll have to jump out of trustafarian mode to actually catch what i said.
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i will totes get laid, just not at my apartment, which is fine by me. it's my space and if i meet someone worth bringing into my joint and even introducing to erin (they'd have to be understanding of the dynamic of our friendship, too), then i will, but i don't know if i'll meet anyone like that any time. until then, it's backseats and on their roommate's couches for me. jkjkjkjkjkjkjkk.
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