[PAULYBEE2656]

 

 

 

[Lurker]

Originally Posted by PAULYBEE2656

I HAD POTATOES FOR BREKFAST, WENT OUT AND MILKED MY COW, IM OFF NOW TO PUMP MY OWN WATER AND THEN DRINK 17 PINTS OF GUINESS AND THUMP THE FIRST RED HEADED GIRL I SEE WITH A CLUB AND DRAG HER BACK TO MY HUT AND PLAY ACCORDIAN MUSIC FOR HER UNTIL SHE GIVES BIRTH TO A BOY WITH A TERRIBLE ACCENT!

Aaah, the Irish dream.

[michael71]

There are many cute women here but I find that their personailty lets them down a lot of the time. The eastern european women are taking over here now. They are (usually) a bit friendlier and more naturally beautiful.

[truncated]

A surely ignorant and biased observation, but I found Irish chicks to be much friendlier to their own kind than American ones, and far less "high maintenance."

[SpectralJulianIsNotDead]

Originally Posted by truncated

A surely ignorant and biased observation, but I found Irish chicks to be much friendlier to their own kind than American ones, and far less "high maintenance."

Mmmm.

A girl that lived in ireland for a few years told me irish men have small winkies.

A big island with short guys with small winkies and sexy low maintenance women? I think I could dominate on an island like that.

[sonic sphere]

personally i dislike the australian accent. it gives me a pain in the face when i'm subjected to it. irish girls are ok some very pretty ones but most of them lack personality as michael 71 said. eastern european girls are just amazing compared to irish girls. *all said in an annoying irish accent

[Savage Clone]

I love the Australian and New Zealand accents both.
Eastern European accents stomp all over other accents of any kind though, it must be said.

I have no problem with Irish accents either. Irish girls are sexy for sure.
I find Irish and Scottish speech to be far easier to understand than a heavy Welsh accent for some reason.

[sonic sphere]

Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

Mmmm.

A girl that lived in ireland for a few years told me irish men have small winkies.

A big island with short guys with small winkies and sexy low maintenance women? I think I could dominate on an island like that.

how many winkies did she see in that time? hundreds? surely not mine i hope

[Danny Himself]

I know one Irish girl. And she's hot.

[johnnywinternoshow]

I was wondering when my enchanting musk would finally catch on

[johnnywinternoshow]

here are some gorgeous northern irish "celebrities"

 

 

 

however, i always get told i look alot like a young george best, so thats not too bad

 

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by PAULYBEE2656

YOU ARE COMPLETLEY AND TOTALLY WRONG WITH THAT ONE. A LOT OF FOLK TEEND TO THINK THAT ONCE YOU LEAVE DUBLIN, ITS INTO THE QUIET MAN TERRETORY. THATS NOT TRUE.
IRISH GIRLS ARE CUTE, NOT ALL OF EM BUT MOST OF EM. BEING IRISH IS PRETTY COOL, SEEMS A LOT OF PEOPLE LIKE THE IRISH BUT BEING SUBJECTED TO COMPLETE IGNORANT STEREOTYPING ISNT. I MEAN I HAD POTATOES FOR BREKFAST, WENT OUT AND MILKED MY COW, IM OFF NOW TO PUMP MY OWN WATER AND THEN DRINK 17 PINTS OF GUINESS AND THUMP THE FIRST RED HEADED GIRL I SEE WITH A CLUB AND DRAG HER BACK TO MY HUT AND PLAY ACCORDIAN MUSIC FOR HER UNTIL SHE GIVES BIRTH TO A BOY WITH A TERRIBLE ACCENT!

Goddamnit, I know. I've been there fucking eight times. If you go far enough, the signs are in Irish, even in some small towns. In larger towns and the cities they are in both English and Irish. But you know that, you live there.

I was in Ireland when Bestie died and the news was driving me fucking NUTS. Goddamnit, you people wouldn't shut the fuck UP.

[Danny Himself]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

Goddamnit, I know. I've been there fucking eight times. If you go far enough, the signs are in Irish, even in some small towns. In larger towns and the cities they are in both English and Irish. But you know that, you live there.

I was in Ireland when Bestie died and the news was driving me fucking NUTS. Goddamnit, you people wouldn't shut the fuck UP.

I remember that. He was a fucking alcoholic and no-one could get over his death.

[HaydenAsche]

I'm mostly Irish and hot as fucking hell.

[Phlegmscope]

I once met a bloke who resembled an irish dwarf; he was short, fat and he had red -ish beard and hair. He was finland-swedish though, and not irish, but maybe this guy had irish dwarfs in his family. Who knows.

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by Danny Himself

I remember that. He was a fucking alcoholic and no-one could get over his death.

Oh, it was terrible. I was trying to go down to the pub and get loaded WITHOUT hearing about him being in a coma or dead or some shit. He was quite handsome when he was young though. I dig the shortie-shorts.

[Danny Himself]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

Oh, it was terrible. I was trying to go down to the pub and get loaded WITHOUT hearing about him being in a coma or dead or some shit. He was quite handsome when he was young though. I dig the shortie-shorts.

I feel your pain. And the newspapers? The TV stations? Even my 'welcome to AOL!' page was loaded with his shit. And when it wasn't him, it was his son... man.

[chuck norris]

 

[Savage Clone]

Why must you hurt me?

[Cantankerous]

i just remembered, you know who's irish?

 

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