Best Stoner Stories. - Page 3

TheDom · 12.07.2006, 10:37 PM

One time I got high.

Better_Than_You · 12.07.2006, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by TheDom

One time I got high and ate all of my girlfriends crabs

What an awesome stoner story!

ALIEN ANAL · 12.07.2006, 10:50 PM

one time, we walked to the petrol station and the guy at the counter looked like Hurley from LOST and we were laughing, and he was trying to be cool and say to the cops we were being a disturbance. Stupid hurley.

static-harmony · 12.07.2006, 10:56 PM

The second time I got high I got all paranoid at the mirror that I thought there was a monster on the other side, also when my mom knocked the knocks gave me erie goosebumps.

blastscenealibi · 12.07.2006, 11:16 PM

One time my friend gave me these pills and said "Here, eat these". I was a kid then and didn't know that "eating pills" was pill popper slang that meant to actually swallow them. So I started chewing them and my mouth went all numb and it felt like it was swollen up. So I'm thinking 'this is a stupid high'. When they found out that I had actually eaten them it was the funniest story going on in the circle for weeks. I got a hundred stoner stories.

ALIEN ANAL · 12.07.2006, 11:20 PM

haha that would suck

blastscenealibi · 12.07.2006, 11:24 PM

Yeah, it did. I can't remember what the pills were but when they finally hit I was all looped out. But with my mouth all numb I couldn't talk right so I'm slurring out 'you told me EAT them, so that's why I started chewing them..." They were on the floor rolling.

ALIEN ANAL · 12.07.2006, 11:31 PM

ahaha, bummer, i remember when we were on pils in a hotel room. We ran around with our shirts off and towels on our heads. and we came across food out the front of someones door and took some cracker things, and then we went and did an indian dance around a red cone in the fire escape room.

gmku · 12.07.2006, 11:33 PM

Mostly stoner stories are boring to other people. They're like dream stories. They seem special to you but they don't mean much to others.

Savage Clone · 12.07.2006, 11:34 PM

Kinda like hearing people talk about their kids, right?
Or home movies?

gmku · 12.07.2006, 11:39 PM

Kinda. Yeah.

But dream stories are much more untranslatable. It's almost impossible for the average person to translate the supposed "specialness" or "altered reality" of a dream or stoned state entirely--although poets probably come close. You can relate the narrative as best you can, although even then the bizarre twists and juxtapositions won't make as much "dream sense" to your audience as they do to you. But even so, there's that certain other "feeling" that the audience just won't get. And so most dreams sound rather ordinary and boring.

blastscenealibi · 12.07.2006, 11:43 PM

stoner story #2

Okay. I get a call in the middle of the night from my friend TJ. He's freaking out. He thinks his friend is dead from an overdose at his house and doesn't know what to do. This whole thing is like something out of Pulp Fiction. I'm married at the time and had stopped the drug thing by then so you could imagine how well this went over with my wife at 5 AM or whatever time it was. Actually, it was his girlfriend who called, I remember now, because TJ was in the background punching the guy in the face screaming "WAKE THE FUCK UP!!" to revive him. (?!) So I hurried over and they said later I was like Mr. Wolf the way I was the only rational one there. But when I got there the guy turned out to be alive but he was very ummm, what's the best way to decribe it...he was very "druggy like". They said his mom was going to be there at 8 am to pick him up but he was in no condition for his mother to see him. So after I got his shoes on I figured a drive out around the country with the fresh air would help. He starts coming to better and TJ's girlfriend was on acid and to this day she's still not sure as to whether she actually saw a pink ostrich or if she hallucinated it or neither and that I planted the idea that she saw one in her head. I don't remember how it happened but I was fucking with their minds hardcore on the drive. Since I got woken up up so early I was going to have my fun. I can't remember the word-by-word of the pink ostrich conversation but I laughing so hard inside. It was funny. The guy that just about died had taken prescription drugs earlier and it didn't jive well with the illegal drugs they were all doing that night. My next story also involves the same crowd. Actually, maybe tomorrow, it's almost 11 0clock. I'm tired and coming off a cold. Time for bed.

ALIEN ANAL · 12.07.2006, 11:45 PM

if they stories were told exactly the same...but with out mentioning they were stoned at the time, would that make them interesting?

nature scene · 12.07.2006, 11:51 PM

gmku · 12.08.2006, 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by blastscenealibi

stoner story #2

I don't remember how it happened but I was fucking with their minds hardcore on the drive. Since I got woken up up so early I was going to have my fun. .

You're a real compassionate sort to have around when a guy's on his death bed. What a nice heart-warming story to restore my faith in humanity.

gmku · 12.08.2006, 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Better_Than_You

If I were more creative and had more free time I'd try to do that.

Creativity and free time. Two of the first things to go when you're a stoner.

ALIEN ANAL · 12.08.2006, 12:30 AM

are you kidding? nothing has changed for me since i started smoking, and how would one lose free time from being a stoner.

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Originally Posted by gmku

Creativity and free time. Two of the first things to go when you're a stoner.

gmku · 12.08.2006, 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

are you kidding? nothing has changed for me since i started smoking, and how would one lose free time from being a stoner.

Because your time is taken up by smoking. And by "waiting for the man," when you're trying to score, man, when you're so desperate for the stuff that your skin is starting to crawl and you want to upchuck but you haven't eaten for days. Weed sick.

ALIEN ANAL · 12.08.2006, 07:22 AM

you know we are talking about weed...not speed right?

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Originally Posted by gmku

Because your time is taken up by smoking. And by "waiting for the man," when you're trying to score, man, when you're so desperate for the stuff that your skin is starting to crawl and you want to upchuck but you haven't eaten for days. Weed sick.

Trasher02 · 12.08.2006, 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by king_buzzo

belive it or not i never got stoned

are you suprised?

For god sak YOU LIVE IN HOLLAND!
It's the fucking weed capital!
Go to a coffeeshop and get stoned for the love of god!!!

12.07.2006, 10:37 PM	#41
TheDom expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Nashville. Posts: 1,924	One time I got high.
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12.07.2006, 10:50 PM	#43
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	one time, we walked to the petrol station and the guy at the counter looked like Hurley from LOST and we were laughing, and he was trying to be cool and say to the cops we were being a disturbance. Stupid hurley. __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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12.07.2006, 10:56 PM	#44
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	The second time I got high I got all paranoid at the mirror that I thought there was a monster on the other side, also when my mom knocked the knocks gave me erie goosebumps. __________________
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12.07.2006, 11:16 PM	#45
blastscenealibi bad moon rising Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Joplin, MO Posts: 185	One time my friend gave me these pills and said "Here, eat these". I was a kid then and didn't know that "eating pills" was pill popper slang that meant to actually swallow them. So I started chewing them and my mouth went all numb and it felt like it was swollen up. So I'm thinking 'this is a stupid high'. When they found out that I had actually eaten them it was the funniest story going on in the circle for weeks. I got a hundred stoner stories.
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12.07.2006, 11:20 PM	#46
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	haha that would suck __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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12.07.2006, 11:24 PM	#47
blastscenealibi bad moon rising Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Joplin, MO Posts: 185	Yeah, it did. I can't remember what the pills were but when they finally hit I was all looped out. But with my mouth all numb I couldn't talk right so I'm slurring out 'you told me EAT them, so that's why I started chewing them..." They were on the floor rolling.
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12.07.2006, 11:31 PM	#48
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	ahaha, bummer, i remember when we were on pils in a hotel room. We ran around with our shirts off and towels on our heads. and we came across food out the front of someones door and took some cracker things, and then we went and did an indian dance around a red cone in the fire escape room. __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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12.07.2006, 11:33 PM	#49
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Mostly stoner stories are boring to other people. They're like dream stories. They seem special to you but they don't mean much to others. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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12.07.2006, 11:34 PM	#50
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	Kinda like hearing people talk about their kids, right? Or home movies?
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12.07.2006, 11:39 PM	#51
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Kinda. Yeah. But dream stories are much more untranslatable. It's almost impossible for the average person to translate the supposed "specialness" or "altered reality" of a dream or stoned state entirely--although poets probably come close. You can relate the narrative as best you can, although even then the bizarre twists and juxtapositions won't make as much "dream sense" to your audience as they do to you. But even so, there's that certain other "feeling" that the audience just won't get. And so most dreams sound rather ordinary and boring. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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12.07.2006, 11:43 PM	#52
blastscenealibi bad moon rising Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Joplin, MO Posts: 185	stoner story #2 Okay. I get a call in the middle of the night from my friend TJ. He's freaking out. He thinks his friend is dead from an overdose at his house and doesn't know what to do. This whole thing is like something out of Pulp Fiction. I'm married at the time and had stopped the drug thing by then so you could imagine how well this went over with my wife at 5 AM or whatever time it was. Actually, it was his girlfriend who called, I remember now, because TJ was in the background punching the guy in the face screaming "WAKE THE FUCK UP!!" to revive him. (?!) So I hurried over and they said later I was like Mr. Wolf the way I was the only rational one there. But when I got there the guy turned out to be alive but he was very ummm, what's the best way to decribe it...he was very "druggy like". They said his mom was going to be there at 8 am to pick him up but he was in no condition for his mother to see him. So after I got his shoes on I figured a drive out around the country with the fresh air would help. He starts coming to better and TJ's girlfriend was on acid and to this day she's still not sure as to whether she actually saw a pink ostrich or if she hallucinated it or neither and that I planted the idea that she saw one in her head. I don't remember how it happened but I was fucking with their minds hardcore on the drive. Since I got woken up up so early I was going to have my fun. I can't remember the word-by-word of the pink ostrich conversation but I laughing so hard inside. It was funny. The guy that just about died had taken prescription drugs earlier and it didn't jive well with the illegal drugs they were all doing that night. My next story also involves the same crowd. Actually, maybe tomorrow, it's almost 11 0clock. I'm tired and coming off a cold. Time for bed.
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12.07.2006, 11:45 PM	#53
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	if they stories were told exactly the same...but with out mentioning they were stoned at the time, would that make them interesting? __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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12.07.2006, 11:51 PM	#54
nature scene 100% Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: da souf Posts: 671	No.
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