I am a domestic goddess - Page 3

Savage Clone · 09.05.2007, 11:52 AM

Friends don't let friends cut and paste sappy verse.

!@#$%! · 09.05.2007, 11:52 AM

is she an okie living in exile??

and how do you know pantyhead?

sounds like your friend is unsatisfied with him, anyway.

ah, prying into other people's business... one of the best features of the interweb.

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone

Friends don't let friends cut and paste sappy verse.

yes that was a painful read but i wanted to spare him the shame. a bit late now-- o well.

Everyneurotic · 09.05.2007, 11:55 AM

so will floatingslowly be the next against the groin?

ps: i can't believe you guys are into rachel fucking ray.

!@#$%! · 09.05.2007, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

so will floatingslowly be the next against the groin?

ps: i can't believe you guys are into rachel fucking ray.

not "into"-- she'd be nice to toss around with nigella, that's all.

floatingslowly · 09.05.2007, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

so will floatingslowly be the next against the groin?

what the fuck is THAT supposed to mean? haha

Rob Instigator · 09.05.2007, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by jon boy

i dont understand the attractiveness if nigela lawson. she is just a bit plain and penickity for me. plus she is way too curvy.

it's what I likes

!@#$%! · 09.05.2007, 12:05 PM

you're a peculiar person, flotz. so peculiar, i suspect you met phoenix in a computer game and the only thing you've seen of her is her avatar--she saved your life fighthing a monster and you're eternally grateful.

but anyway. there's a lot of backstory missing, so i can only infer.

Rob Instigator · 09.05.2007, 12:07 PM

Rob Instigator · 09.05.2007, 12:09 PM

this is NOT 100% rachel ray

this is 100% rachel ray

!@#$%! · 09.05.2007, 12:09 PM

^^^^ ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha i was about to post you #1, i swear

Everyneurotic · 09.05.2007, 12:11 PM

hahaha, the not 100% pic made me laugh.

Savage Clone · 09.05.2007, 12:52 PM

The peculiar part is her admitting to being your friend in a public forum. The rest is all totally plausible/reasonable.

Rob Instigator · 09.05.2007, 01:00 PM

yweirebvkbvkjredv

Savage Clone · 09.05.2007, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

left to my own devices, I would be living in a cave somewhere, writing a lengthy manifesto.

In feces.

floatingslowly · 09.05.2007, 01:50 PM

I've soiled the Slowly name with my quasi-emo blabbering.

consequently, I've deleted the offending posts so that I may resume with my original plans to display only a broken robot lost in the depths of megalomania.

you may proceed.

Rob Instigator · 09.05.2007, 02:23 PM

the single hottest bubble butt 40 year old woman is in my office from the austin office and I have been helping her set up for computer training and she is so fucking fine I am afraid I cannot hide the engorged Big Red from her glances.....

!@#$%! · 09.05.2007, 02:33 PM

flotz, i spotted something of you earlier that now is gone.

what i meant by peculiar was, simply, that you're part robot. and that you have buttplug sex with your eye-pod.

that is all.

so you don't know ms. phoenix IN PERSON? yeah that's what i mean-- cyberfriends, no smell involved. some day maybe.

floatingslowly · 09.05.2007, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

flotz, i spotted something of you earlier that now is gone.

what i meant by peculiar was, simply, that you're part robot. and that you have buttplug sex with your eye-pod.

that is all.

so you don't know ms. phoenix IN PERSON? yeah that's what i mean-- cyberfriends, no smell involved. some day maybe.

humble apologies. this unit was undergoing routine hardware maintenance.

iPod copulation is performed via aural interface as my exhaust tube does not accept any sort of connector.

unlike you POWERSICK APES, machine odor is mostly due to external sources such as gear lubrication and hydraulic fluids to run the actuators, so there is no smell to speak of.

some day, when your puny planet has been subjugated to the will of The Overlords, our quantum gateways will come online. this may allow for @)#$amsas0dad0qv2=3 r252352 x=3/

again, apologies. technicians have been notified of subether errors and will be dispatched shortly to begin further repair.

daisy, daisy ...give me...your answer ... do... I'm half ... cra..zy. ...

Danny Himself · 09.05.2007, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

i saw that and forgot to ask-- is it because you're very fast & last only 30 seconds? that can't be a good thing...

Actually, the 'cheetah' part refers to the speedy way in which I get to sex from first meeting the young lady.

!@#$%! · 09.05.2007, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Danny Himself

Actually, the 'cheetah' part refers to the speedy way in which I get to sex from first meeting the young lady.

in most places that's called "rape", and considered very uncool.

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09.05.2007, 12:05 PM	#47
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,548	you're a peculiar person, flotz. so peculiar, i suspect you met phoenix in a computer game and the only thing you've seen of her is her avatar--she saved your life fighthing a monster and you're eternally grateful. but anyway. there's a lot of backstory missing, so i can only infer.
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09.05.2007, 12:09 PM	#49
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,960	this is NOT 100% rachel ray this is 100% rachel ray __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	hahaha, the not 100% pic made me laugh. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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09.05.2007, 12:52 PM	#52
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	The peculiar part is her admitting to being your friend in a public forum. The rest is all totally plausible/reasonable.
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09.05.2007, 01:00 PM	#53
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,960	yweirebvkbvkjredv __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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09.05.2007, 01:50 PM	#55
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I've soiled the Slowly name with my quasi-emo blabbering. consequently, I've deleted the offending posts so that I may resume with my original plans to display only a broken robot lost in the depths of megalomania. you may proceed.
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09.05.2007, 02:23 PM	#56
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,960	the single hottest bubble butt 40 year old woman is in my office from the austin office and I have been helping her set up for computer training and she is so fucking fine I am afraid I cannot hide the engorged Big Red from her glances..... __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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09.05.2007, 02:33 PM	#57
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,548	flotz, i spotted something of you earlier that now is gone. what i meant by peculiar was, simply, that you're part robot. and that you have buttplug sex with your eye-pod. that is all. so you don't know ms. phoenix IN PERSON? yeah that's what i mean-- cyberfriends, no smell involved. some day maybe.
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