I'm bored with Metal now. Let's talk about sex instead - Page 3

demonrail666 · 06.28.2008, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

has anyone had a good handjob done by somebody else?

No. And I've yet to meet to meet anyone whose claimed otherwise.

Everyneurotic · 06.28.2008, 07:53 PM

hence my question, dr666.

MellySingsDoom · 06.28.2008, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

This is your second and final warning Melly. Anymore of that and it's an early shower.

Ok then.

Whitehouse.

o'connor · 06.28.2008, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

How about a bloke? Any more joy then?

lol men just don't do it for me. funny enough though i get hit on by gay guys alot. most people think i'm gay when they first meet me, and tha thas gotten me laid by chicks in the past more than once

demonrail666 · 06.28.2008, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

Ok then.

Whitehouse.

demonrail666 · 06.28.2008, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by o'connor

lol men just don't do it for me. funny enough though i get hit on by gay guys alot. most people think i'm gay when they first meet me, and tha thas gotten me laid by chicks in the past more than once

What, women fuck you because they think you're gay? Shit, I'm gonna start hitting on lesbian looking women from now on.

atsonicpark · 06.28.2008, 07:58 PM

actually, the first chick I ever dated, Lindsay...

She couldn't suck a dick and never wanted to fuck and she was a pretty terrible person in every way...

But she gave an AMAZING handjob... I dunno what it was... I guess she had to be good at something, right?

It's not just because it was the first girl I dated...

She was really talented.. she'd talk dirty to me while giving this perfect handjob, her hand muscles perfectly fitting around my dick.. she'd start rubbing her silk panties with one hand and then rubbing my balls.. she was great.. in that area. Everything else, she sucked ass.

My other girlfriends have occassionally gotten me off with handjobs. But after a while, it's like "this is fuckin pointless".

demonrail666 · 06.28.2008, 08:03 PM

A woman giving me a handjob? However shit it might be, I'm probably too busy thanking her to realise. It really has to be one of the greatest acts of kindness imaginable.

o'connor · 06.28.2008, 08:03 PM

i think handjobs are ppointless period... unless yr giving yr self one. and no chicks don't fuck me because they think i'm gay. i think they think it's funny that i'm comfortable enough in my sexuality that i do "gay" things at the bar and parties and that turns em on i guess. i don't usually ask why their giving up the pussy. my humor is pretty much the only thing i got going for me

demonrail666 · 06.28.2008, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by o'connor

i think they think it's funny that i'm comfortable enough in my sexuality that i do "gay" things at the bar and parties

Would you be kind enough to share with the group, exactly what these 'gay' things are that you do at bars and parties?

demonrail666 · 06.28.2008, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by o'connor

i think handjobs are ppointless

It's obviously your stammer that really seduces them.

o'connor · 06.28.2008, 08:12 PM

lol i didn't realize i misspelled it. what's really funny is i have a pretty bad stutter, not a stammer, but a stutter. what i mean by gay things is like i'll slap my guy friends on teh ass or pretend to be humping them from behind when their not looking or walk up and kiss em just to freak em out.

Everyneurotic · 06.28.2008, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

Would you be kind enough to share with the group, exactly what these 'gay' things are that you do at bars and parties?

sucking other dude's cocks, probably.

demonrail666 · 06.28.2008, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

sucking other dude's cocks, probably.

Yes, that would definitely qualify as a rather 'gay' thing for a man to be doing.

pbradley · 06.28.2008, 08:17 PM

This one girl that has been out to fuck me for a while now is apparently coming back to the city this next month. I think I might oblige.

Everyneurotic · 06.28.2008, 08:19 PM

oh you poor thing...

o'connor · 06.28.2008, 08:19 PM

do it dude. knock teh dust off that pussy.

demonrail666 · 06.28.2008, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by o'connor

do it dude. knock teh dust off that pussy.

Wooah there Mr O'Connor. I'd just like to remind you that you are NOT at an Andrew Dice Clay concert right now.

o'connor · 06.28.2008, 08:27 PM

lol sorry, i gots a dirty mouth. i like to refer to humping in the most disrespectful way possible. it's a curse.

Cantankerous · 06.28.2008, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by o'connor

i've never had a woman give me a blow job and be able to get me off. never. oral sex is foreplay to me.

clearly these women don't know what they're doing.

or you're just a freak.

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atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	actually, the first chick I ever dated, Lindsay... She couldn't suck a dick and never wanted to fuck and she was a pretty terrible person in every way... But she gave an AMAZING handjob... I dunno what it was... I guess she had to be good at something, right? It's not just because it was the first girl I dated... She was really talented.. she'd talk dirty to me while giving this perfect handjob, her hand muscles perfectly fitting around my dick.. she'd start rubbing her silk panties with one hand and then rubbing my balls.. she was great.. in that area. Everything else, she sucked ass. My other girlfriends have occassionally gotten me off with handjobs. But after a while, it's like "this is fuckin pointless". __________________
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06.28.2008, 08:03 PM	#48
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	A woman giving me a handjob? However shit it might be, I'm probably too busy thanking her to realise. It really has to be one of the greatest acts of kindness imaginable.
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06.28.2008, 08:03 PM	#49
o'connor expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Fort Worth, Tx. Posts: 1,365	i think handjobs are ppointless period... unless yr giving yr self one. and no chicks don't fuck me because they think i'm gay. i think they think it's funny that i'm comfortable enough in my sexuality that i do "gay" things at the bar and parties and that turns em on i guess. i don't usually ask why their giving up the pussy. my humor is pretty much the only thing i got going for me __________________ My name is Jonathon http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001798646886 - Personal http://soundcloud.com/j-o-c-o - JoCo (Music) http://soundcloud.com/driftera - Drift Era (Music)
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06.28.2008, 08:12 PM	#52
o'connor expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Fort Worth, Tx. Posts: 1,365	lol i didn't realize i misspelled it. what's really funny is i have a pretty bad stutter, not a stammer, but a stutter. what i mean by gay things is like i'll slap my guy friends on teh ass or pretend to be humping them from behind when their not looking or walk up and kiss em just to freak em out. __________________ My name is Jonathon http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001798646886 - Personal http://soundcloud.com/j-o-c-o - JoCo (Music) http://soundcloud.com/driftera - Drift Era (Music)
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06.28.2008, 08:17 PM	#55
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	This one girl that has been out to fuck me for a while now is apparently coming back to the city this next month. I think I might oblige.
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06.28.2008, 08:19 PM	#56
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	oh you poor thing... __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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06.28.2008, 08:27 PM	#59
o'connor expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Fort Worth, Tx. Posts: 1,365	lol sorry, i gots a dirty mouth. i like to refer to humping in the most disrespectful way possible. it's a curse. __________________ My name is Jonathon http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001798646886 - Personal http://soundcloud.com/j-o-c-o - JoCo (Music) http://soundcloud.com/driftera - Drift Era (Music)
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