Tonight some fuckers tried to rob me - Page 3

pokkeherrie · 12.22.2010, 06:42 AM

yeah, that was nice of her. i can picture that, my mom sitting there trying not to get caught (i'd assume it's not allowed to make audio recordings in court?).

i didn't go because I had to work, but I wouldn't have bothered otherwise either. i thought it would be something where he wouldn't show up and then get sentenced to two weeks of community service or something. really didn't expect him to get that long, but that has to do with his previous convictions of course. it wasn't the first time he violently resisted police arrest either.

EVOLghost · 12.22.2010, 06:53 AM

^ haha awesome.

except sounds like he could use some help.

Keeping It Simple · 12.23.2010, 05:58 AM

A friend of mine got mugged the other week by three hoodies. He was approached by one of them who demanded he hand over his money. When my friend told the hoodie to "fuck off", the hoodie produced a machete and said if he didn't, he'd cut him up. So my friend had no choice but to hand him his wallet and mobile phone. When he did, the hoodies scarpered. My friend was so angry, as soon as he got home he got hold of an iron bar and went straight back to the where he was mugged, searching for them, hellbent on doing them some damage with it, but, naturally, they were long gone by then. His mugging was reported in the local paper.

EVOLghost · 12.23.2010, 06:00 AM

^ lame story dood.

Keeping It Simple · 12.23.2010, 06:01 AM

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Originally Posted by EVOLghost

^ lame story dood.

It wasn't lame for my friend, was it?

demonrail666 · 12.23.2010, 06:06 AM

Criminals ought to get time and a half if they're caught doing stuff over Christmas.

EVOLghost · 12.23.2010, 06:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

It wasn't lame for my friend, was it?

ehh probably not.....

but on yer part....'twas lame.

Keeping It Simple · 12.23.2010, 06:13 AM

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Originally Posted by EVOLghost

ehh probably not.....

but on yer part....'twas lame.

How so?

EVOLghost · 12.23.2010, 06:18 AM

uninteresting story....

Keeping It Simple · 12.23.2010, 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by EVOLghost

uninteresting story....

Don't work for the police. If they had your retarded attitude they'd only deal with the most "interesting" sounding crimes.

EVOLghost · 12.23.2010, 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

Don't work for the police.

wasn't planning on it.

Alex's Trip · 12.23.2010, 04:03 PM

I work for the cops. A late night escort service. I like to think of myself as a hot cop, but I just walk people home late at night to prevent them from getting mugged. But since I am an untrained college ne'er-do-well, I can't carry any weapons other than pepper spray and a knife (actually, I'm not not allowed the knife at all). We are non-confrontational. Probably too much liability. I was walking down Telegraph with a small Indian girl (who was totally rude and didn't say a single word to me during the entire walk; she just yakked on her phone) near a part of street that is particularly infested with the homeless. We had just cleared that block when a crazy lookin' most likely meth addled bum pulls out around the corner and demands our money. Fortunately I had planned for this kind of shit w/o having to use my spray or blade. I pulled out a dummy wallet and threw it diagonally across the intersection. He ran for it. We ran to our destination. I radio-ed the fucker in and the cops actually got him.

I feel incredibly conflicted about working for the cops, but whatever. I helped put one asshole out of his line of work. And besides, I'd never bust anyone for drugs or drinking or simple college kid stuff.

Alex's Trip · 12.23.2010, 04:06 PM

But surprisingly that is the only encounter worthy of any note I have had in the year I have worked there.

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 12.23.2010, 07:02 PM

so incredibly fucked

jon boy · 12.24.2010, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by pokkeherrie

UPDATE:

Yesterday he was sentenced to 7 months in jail, 2 of those are suspended with a probation period of two years. He's been locked up ever since it happened in October.

Repeated offender. Long history of petty crimes. 20 year old, father of two. His youngest child was just 5 weeks old when it happened. No registered place of residency. Lives with friends here and there. Alcoholic problems. Has a long history with parole officers and the like. His lawyer at the hearing already knew him from when he was 14. Tried committing suicide at that age. Spent most of his youth in institutions for problem youth. He's been to jail twice before and other than my case he still has to face court in another case as well and on top of that there's still an appeal coming up in yet another case. It's a bit sad, really.

I didn't go to the hearing myself, but my mother went and she recorded it on her mp3-player. Gonna listen to that over Christmas.

as much as you cant go around doing that sort of thing to people i do feel bad for him too. hope that he can turn his life around.

kinn · 12.24.2010, 02:15 PM

i would consider it my ethical duty to rob most of the members of this board. not all but most.

nicfit · 12.24.2010, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by kinn

i would consider it my ethical duty to rob most of the members of this board. not all but most.

I'd have a couple on the top of my list.

Toilet & Bowels · 12.25.2010, 07:03 AM

what do people on this board have that is worth stealing?

Alex's Trip · 12.25.2010, 02:18 PM

Money? Cars?

jon boy · 12.27.2010, 03:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

what do people on this board have that is worth stealing?

certainly not dignity.

12.22.2010, 06:42 AM	#41
pokkeherrie invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 4,289	yeah, that was nice of her. i can picture that, my mom sitting there trying not to get caught (i'd assume it's not allowed to make audio recordings in court?). i didn't go because I had to work, but I wouldn't have bothered otherwise either. i thought it would be something where he wouldn't show up and then get sentenced to two weeks of community service or something. really didn't expect him to get that long, but that has to do with his previous convictions of course. it wasn't the first time he violently resisted police arrest either.
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12.22.2010, 06:53 AM	#42
EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	^ haha awesome. except sounds like he could use some help.
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12.23.2010, 05:58 AM	#43
Keeping It Simple invito al cielo Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,721	A friend of mine got mugged the other week by three hoodies. He was approached by one of them who demanded he hand over his money. When my friend told the hoodie to "fuck off", the hoodie produced a machete and said if he didn't, he'd cut him up. So my friend had no choice but to hand him his wallet and mobile phone. When he did, the hoodies scarpered. My friend was so angry, as soon as he got home he got hold of an iron bar and went straight back to the where he was mugged, searching for them, hellbent on doing them some damage with it, but, naturally, they were long gone by then. His mugging was reported in the local paper.
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12.23.2010, 06:00 AM	#44
EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	^ lame story dood.
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12.23.2010, 06:06 AM	#46
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	Criminals ought to get time and a half if they're caught doing stuff over Christmas.
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12.23.2010, 06:18 AM	#49
EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	uninteresting story....
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12.23.2010, 04:03 PM	#52
Alex's Trip invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Southern California Posts: 5,608	I work for the cops. A late night escort service. I like to think of myself as a hot cop, but I just walk people home late at night to prevent them from getting mugged. But since I am an untrained college ne'er-do-well, I can't carry any weapons other than pepper spray and a knife (actually, I'm not not allowed the knife at all). We are non-confrontational. Probably too much liability. I was walking down Telegraph with a small Indian girl (who was totally rude and didn't say a single word to me during the entire walk; she just yakked on her phone) near a part of street that is particularly infested with the homeless. We had just cleared that block when a crazy lookin' most likely meth addled bum pulls out around the corner and demands our money. Fortunately I had planned for this kind of shit w/o having to use my spray or blade. I pulled out a dummy wallet and threw it diagonally across the intersection. He ran for it. We ran to our destination. I radio-ed the fucker in and the cops actually got him. I feel incredibly conflicted about working for the cops, but whatever. I helped put one asshole out of his line of work. And besides, I'd never bust anyone for drugs or drinking or simple college kid stuff. __________________ KALOPSIA
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12.23.2010, 04:06 PM	#53
Alex's Trip invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Southern California Posts: 5,608	But surprisingly that is the only encounter worthy of any note I have had in the year I have worked there. __________________ KALOPSIA
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12.23.2010, 07:02 PM	#54
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	so incredibly fucked
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12.24.2010, 02:15 PM	#56
kinn the destroyed room Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 540	i would consider it my ethical duty to rob most of the members of this board. not all but most.
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12.25.2010, 07:03 AM	#58
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,268	what do people on this board have that is worth stealing?
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12.25.2010, 02:18 PM	#59
Alex's Trip invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Southern California Posts: 5,608	Money? Cars? __________________ KALOPSIA
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