[EVOLghost]

Yer guys' pussies are when too hairy...

[Genteel Death]

Originally Posted by Starcat

I wonder how much advertising dough Dr. Felikson is pocketing off of this bullshit...

You really are new on here.

I'll quickly brief you on Dr. Felikson's recipe for posting:

- Avril Lavigne
- Slipknot
- Pictures of semi-naked 15 year old girls with cum on their faces and legs.
- I have watched this movie. I have a couple of lines to write about this movie.
- I have a new comedy series out. What do you think?


Repeat by 6,657, subtract the odd introspective comment (you have to excuse him), and you’ll easily end up with a rough guide of Dr. Felikson's brain. But he’s a lovely chap, really.

[EVOLghost]

You forgot Nintendo video games.

[louder]

Genteel should make a guide for newcomers or something

[Genteel Death]

Originally Posted by EVOLghost

You forgot Nintendo video games.

Good call. Yep, add that to Felikson's primer.

[Keeping It Simple]

 

[Starcat]

hahaha i was only kidding about the advertising dough... trying to seem outraged about the least offensive aspect of a picture of an underaged asian girl showing me her private parts. but thanks fer the tip. I'll be sure to look through his posting history if I'm ever short of masterbation material

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by Starcat

hahaha i was only kidding about the advertising dough... trying to seem outraged about the least offensive aspect of a picture of an underaged asian girl showing me her private parts. but thanks fer the tip. I'll be sure to look through his posting history if I'm ever short of masterbation material

Ariel Rebel is of-age, Canadian, and quite easily found on the internet, showing off her sexy feet, for free.

Bless her and her sexy feet.

[Starcat]

the fact that you know all of this disturbs and excites me on several levels

[floatingslowly]

I am The Internet, made manifest.

[Starcat]

The Internet is the internet made manifest

[Dr. Eugene Felikson]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

Bless her and her sexy feet.

Amen.

[louder]

"Ariel Rebel"

[Starcat]

I just took my pussy to the vet for a shot and she peed all over my cowboy boots

[floatingslowly]

Wife took ours on monday and her cat shit inside his carrier.

Count you and yr boots lucky.

[Starcat]

I can count myself lucky, but my boots are still sulking

[Starcat]

I had a dream once that I was an award-winning writer on cat-human relationships. My thesis was that to make cats respect you you had to do all of your activities with them and in their fashion. I told people to eat out of bowls on the floor with your face and use litter boxes instead of toilets and shower yourself with your saliva in public. According to me, this was the only way that your cat would truly love you as a fellow and superior.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by Starcat

I had a dream once that I was an award-winning writer on cat-human relationships. My thesis was that to make cats respect you you had to do all of your activities with them and in their fashion. I told people to eat out of bowls on the floor with your face and use litter boxes instead of toilets and shower yourself with your saliva in public. According to me, this was the only way that your cat would truly love you as a fellow and superior.

I do all of these things.

It really works!!!

[floatingslowly]

In an effort to protect her anus from repeated intrusions, I have taught my cat a 'kill' command.

[Starcat]

I'm like a fucking genius. But only in my sleep.

Also, every one of those halfeatencake cat pictures.