first world problems - Page 3

Rob Instigator · 09.15.2010, 03:47 PM

I miss having an insane kitty kat

automatic bzooty · 09.15.2010, 05:28 PM

it was too hot in here, so i turned on the air conditioner. now i'm too cold. i mean, i could get up and walk across the room to adjust the temp on the thing, but why bother. the AC should just psychically know when i'm overly warm or cold and then do something about it. ugh.

!@#$%! · 09.15.2010, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by tesla69

Sorry, I'm just pissed off I can only get 250 types of handcrafted organic microbrew beer at Whole Foods, what kind of shitty selection is that?

ha! yeah, that's the spirit. i mean it gives our lives purpose, doesn't it? cuz otherwise what's there to do?

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Originally Posted by automatic bzooty

it was too hot in here, so i turned on the air conditioner. now i'm too cold. i mean, i could get up and walk across the room to adjust the temp on the thing, but why bother. the AC should just psychically know when i'm overly warm or cold and then do something about it. ugh.

ah, i tried to patent that, but then i found that someone had done one where you clap your hands and the temperature changes. clever fuckers...

also (#1 first world problem)

I'M BORED!

pbradley · 09.16.2010, 12:30 AM

The other day, the people at the cellphone store refused to sell me a ridiculously high-tech Korean smartphone because it was too much money.

Sales, they're doing it wrong.

keep poppin pimples · 09.16.2010, 12:48 AM

infowars.com hasn't been updated in over 2 hours

Satan · 09.16.2010, 02:27 AM

our records and cassettes are eating my apartment alive

ann ashtray · 09.16.2010, 02:28 AM

My life sucks because my parents gave me everything. I'm going to put on some black eyeliner and bitch now.

Genteel Death · 09.16.2010, 02:48 AM

I'm wearing odd socks because I dressed myself in the dark when I got up this morning. Christ, I hope nobody notices!

Satan · 09.16.2010, 02:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Genteel Death

I'm wearing odd socks because I dressed myself in the dark when I got up this morning. Christ, I hope nobody notices!

you must spread the herp etc etc

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 09.17.2010, 02:08 AM

I want to gorge endlessly on sweet, chocolatey breakfast cereals, but I'm already far too full!

FML

Toilet & Bowels · 09.17.2010, 04:18 AM

when i went on holiday they wouldn't let me through airport security with bottles larger than 100ml, so i had to throw away my shampoo and then buy a new bottle in the departure lounge.

jon boy · 09.17.2010, 10:20 AM

ran out of bread!

Rob Instigator · 09.17.2010, 10:42 AM

gots two kinds of supa green ganj and don't know which to smoke first

Adolfo · 09.17.2010, 11:07 AM

Why did i update to iTunes 10? it's the worst piece of shit ever invented.

akprodr · 09.17.2010, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

gots two kinds of supa green ganj and don't know which to smoke first

You better send 'em to me and I'll let you know!

akprodr · 09.17.2010, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod

I opened up an OkCupid account and as of yet I am not completely thrilled with the experience.

Dude, OKC has zillions of chicks in Brooklyn. Do it up!

My only other experience with personals is Yahoo. It isn't saying much that OKC is better.

Diesel · 09.17.2010, 03:41 PM

III@m on the home cooking oil/brandy-congac?!, so much alcohol, yet not enough liver!

Genteel Death · 09.17.2010, 04:34 PM

I'm shaving my beard tomorrow and I'm undecided on the choice of razor.

demonrail666 · 09.17.2010, 06:47 PM

buy a pack of five bic orange but be prepared to go through about three of them. at 99p for 5, though, it's still the cheapest option.

bic orange. punk as fuck

deflinus · 09.18.2010, 12:07 AM

work has been preventing me from doing any new art. and i'm working all weekend

09.15.2010, 03:47 PM	#41
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,975	I miss having an insane kitty kat __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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09.15.2010, 05:28 PM	#42
automatic bzooty invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,859	it was too hot in here, so i turned on the air conditioner. now i'm too cold. i mean, i could get up and walk across the room to adjust the temp on the thing, but why bother. the AC should just psychically know when i'm overly warm or cold and then do something about it. ugh.
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09.16.2010, 12:30 AM	#44
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	The other day, the people at the cellphone store refused to sell me a ridiculously high-tech Korean smartphone because it was too much money. Sales, they're doing it wrong.
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09.16.2010, 12:48 AM	#45
keep poppin pimples expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: www.masonhq.com Posts: 1,204	infowars.com hasn't been updated in over 2 hours
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09.16.2010, 02:27 AM	#46
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	our records and cassettes are eating my apartment alive __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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09.16.2010, 02:28 AM	#47
ann ashtray expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Macon, GA Posts: 2,299	My life sucks because my parents gave me everything. I'm going to put on some black eyeliner and bitch now. __________________ Team Thurston!
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09.16.2010, 02:48 AM	#48
Genteel Death invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 8,744	I'm wearing odd socks because I dressed myself in the dark when I got up this morning. Christ, I hope nobody notices!
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09.17.2010, 02:08 AM	#50
Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,571	I want to gorge endlessly on sweet, chocolatey breakfast cereals, but I'm already far too full! FML
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09.17.2010, 04:18 AM	#51
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,268	when i went on holiday they wouldn't let me through airport security with bottles larger than 100ml, so i had to throw away my shampoo and then buy a new bottle in the departure lounge.
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09.17.2010, 10:20 AM	#52
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	ran out of bread! __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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09.17.2010, 10:42 AM	#53
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,975	gots two kinds of supa green ganj and don't know which to smoke first __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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09.17.2010, 11:07 AM	#54
Adolfo children of satan Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 376	Why did i update to iTunes 10? it's the worst piece of shit ever invented.
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09.17.2010, 03:41 PM	#57
Diesel the destroyed room Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 596	III@m on the home cooking oil/brandy-congac?!, so much alcohol, yet not enough liver!
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09.17.2010, 04:34 PM	#58
Genteel Death invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 8,744	I'm shaving my beard tomorrow and I'm undecided on the choice of razor.
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09.17.2010, 06:47 PM	#59
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	buy a pack of five bic orange but be prepared to go through about three of them. at 99p for 5, though, it's still the cheapest option. bic orange. punk as fuck
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09.18.2010, 12:07 AM	#60
deflinus expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in the darkest part of your mind Posts: 1,737	work has been preventing me from doing any new art. and i'm working all weekend
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