[Pookie]

People keep asking me random questions under pseudonyms. Should I start charging and leave my current job?

Pookie,

[porkmarras]

Originally Posted by sonicl

Porkie,

My life hasn't been the same since Busted split. Which ex-member's band should I start liking?

Busted fan,
Lower Buttfuck

What are they called?

[porkmarras]

Originally Posted by Pookie

People keep asking me random questions under pseudonyms. Should I start charging and leave my current job?

Pookie,

There's an idea for you.

[sonicl]

Porkmarras,

What are the ex-members of Busted's new bands called please?

Kind regards,
Sophie, age 11

[porkmarras]

Originally Posted by sonicl

Porkmarras,

What are the ex-members of Busted's new bands called please?

Kind regards,
Sophie, age 11

[_slavo_]

Originally Posted by Sn@ke

Dear. Porkmarras

It is called "Fado", beautiful music. But you know, 3 months ago I discovered some portuguese band that mixes fado and some contemporary portuguese music. The result (i.m.o) is better than Fado. This band is called Madredeus, you should check out their 1990 album "Existir" wich features one of most saddest song I've ever heard in my life called "O Pastor".

Anonymous

PT.

oh yeah snake, I got their CD "Antologia", sort of like greatest hits or something. My favourite is probably "Oxala".

[Pookie]

Dear "Porkmarras"

I have a "Facebook" "friend" who keeps posting Kenny G videos.

"My colleague introduced me to this amazing sax player" he said when he posted the video to The Moment.

Should I "Unfriend" him? Should I tell him to fuck off with the G videos?

Some background information to help you decide what I should do: he's foreign and so may not know any better.

[stu666]

you can stop updates from people without unfriending them by hovering over their name, then go to friend, then settings and chose what updates you want to receive from them...

[Genteel Death]

Originally Posted by stu666

you can stop updates from people without unfriending them by hovering over their name, then go to friend, then settings and chose what updates you want to receive from them...

Fuck off. Who are you? Porkmarras?

[Genteel Death]

Hmmm..Pookie, luv. I'll think about it.

[stu666]

Originally Posted by Genteel Death

Fuck off. Who are you? Porkmarras?

Who are you? Cantankerous?

[Genteel Death]

Originally Posted by stu666

Who are you? Cantankerous?

I told you. Fuck right off.

[stu666]

calm down dude, I was just offering some advice. I know you are/were porkmarras. I'm not pretending to be someone else...

[Genteel Death]

Originally Posted by stu666

calm down dude, I was just offering some advice. I know you are/were porkmarras. I'm not pretending to be someone else...

Ok. Fuck off. Cunt.

[gmku]

Genteel Death is Porkie as Slavo is Cantankerous as I am gmku and stu666 is stu666, and we are all together.

[stu666]

one love

[gmku]

coo coo cachoo (Cantankerous is the walrus)

[Beethoven]

Porky, is your hairline receeding already?

Yours,

Satan

[Genteel Death]

Originally Posted by Pookie

Dear "Porkmarras"

I have a "Facebook" "friend" who keeps posting Kenny G videos.

"My colleague introduced me to this amazing sax player" he said when he posted the video to The Moment.

Should I "Unfriend" him? Should I tell him to fuck off with the G videos?

Some background information to help you decide what I should do: he's foreign and so may not know any better.

Befriend me on FB. I am foreign and have AMAZING taste in music.

[Genteel Death]

Originally Posted by Beethoven

Porky, is your hairline receeding already?

Yours,

Satan

It isn't, sweetheart. I can safely assume that when I will be of seriously advanced age, my savings will be spent on fancy walk-sticks and over-60s weekend trips to Iceland, rather than cheap hair transplants.