Avril Lavigne's 10 commandments - You HAVE to read this - Page 3

09.07.2007, 10:46 AM

I bet that she smells of poo a little bit.

Rob Instigator · 09.07.2007, 10:46 AM

hell fuck yeah ikara.

sprituality is about feeling one's soul in connection to the universe/god around you and living life with that in mind at all times. (I don't believe in any of this but this is what it is)

avril seems to think that pure supersition is sprituality. I bet she gets fung shei'd in her asshole all the time, by guys she barely knows or recognizes, after getting "wasted" and then they find out she has a really really ugly pussy.

she probably gets them to stick a treaspoon full of cocaine up her anus before they do so, like christina applegate likes it.

Silent Dan Speaks · 09.07.2007, 10:47 AM

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It's something people say that have to sound more interesting, and something that few people actually really have.

I fucking knew it!

screamingskull · 09.07.2007, 10:48 AM

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA, what a turd.

Rob Instigator · 09.07.2007, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by screamingskull

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA, what a turd.

every single band/artist on that cover sucks ASS

the ikara cult · 09.07.2007, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

hell fuck yeah ikara.

sprituality is about feeling one's soul in connection to the universe/god around you and living life with that in mind at all times. (I don't believe in any of this but this is what it is)

avril seems to think that pure supersition is sprituality. I bet she gets fung shei'd in her asshole all the time, by guys she barely knows or recognizes, after getting "wasted" and then they find out she has a really really ugly pussy.

she probably gets them to stick a treaspoon full of cocaine up her anus before they do so, like christina applegate likes it.

haha, marvellous
And happy birthday by the way

09.07.2007, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

hell fuck yeah ikara.

sprituality is about feeling one's soul in connection to the universe/god around you and living life with that in mind at all times. (I don't believe in any of this but this is what it is)

avril seems to think that pure supersition is sprituality. I bet she gets fung shei'd in her asshole all the time, by guys she barely knows or recognizes, after getting "wasted" and then they find out she has a really really ugly pussy.

she probably gets them to stick a treaspoon full of cocaine up her anus before they do so, like christina applegate likes it.

HAHA! I love you Rob, that really cracked me up.

Rob Instigator · 09.07.2007, 10:59 AM

i am getting so old! ha ha! Call me SIR!

34 years on planet earth, 34 years of rock and mirth
34 years pinin' for pussy, 34 years making them juicy
34 years of the weed in my head, 34 years of eatin cornbread
34 years rollin' sonic life, 34 years of happiness and strife

09.07.2007, 11:14 AM

Avril on boys, booze and the pursuit of happiness. haha. I love reading this sort of stuff.

Silent Dan Speaks · 09.07.2007, 11:46 AM

Am I the only one who thought the Linkin Park thing on the cover was funny as well?

Washing Machine · 09.07.2007, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Silent Dan Speaks

I have a couple things I'd like to discuss.

A 17-year-old can hold a good conversation with an adult. It's not hard. I somehow doubt she could now too.

I also doubt she'll be in a "super-cool indie flick". I get the feeling that the problem isn't with the script, it's her. She doesn't seem too bright.

And lastly, I'm a simple midwestern boy, could someone explain what spirituality is? It seems to be the kind of thing people say to pretend to look smart. Seriously, what is it? I have no fucking clue and I've heard it countless times. I'm starting to wonder if no one knows what it is.

Yeah my last post deals with this. Its this 'New Age' thing stupid people with money get into. Pick and mixing bits they like from ancient religions and tribal mythologies. You see these people who have Hindu statues, buddas, dream catchers, african tribal artifacts. Its nonsense, completely cosmetic. Thats what these hollywood types usually mean by spiritual. Oh and feng shi they love that stuff. Its just finding fancy and expense ways to describe things that can be more accurately and articulately discussed in the displine of human psychology. But of course its not as frilly and these people are profoundly dull.

This is not in anyway an attack on people who are actually 'spiritual', just Hollywood spirituality.

MellySingsDoom · 09.07.2007, 12:54 PM

Isn't it odd that most people use feng shui in order to gain more material wealth? Otherwise, agree with what Washing Machine said.

!@#$%! · 09.07.2007, 03:01 PM

most hilarious post ever. mental retardation FTW.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 09.07.2007, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Danny Himself

Moses is way more talented.

"Moses viewed the promised land, yet they say he never, never reached there, but it was he who stood before the burning bushes, receiving the commandments to hand to the nations, yet them heed to temptation and them worship foreign idols, what is for Caeser give it unto Caeser, what is for Jah Jah, come on lets pass it over, and cleareth the way, dont go this way dont go that way, temptation.... cuz there are plenty of roads that lead to the jail house this day...."

fishmonkey · 09.07.2007, 03:44 PM

for the first 3 i was like.... this is one cockly little cunt,

when i saw 4 the laughter started... "like drink in moderation, be responsible YEAH?" i was like WHAT THE FUCK IS THE "YEAH?" ABOUT, IS SHE EX PECTING AN ANSWER? YEA?"

5, i bet she breaks her "worker's legs" just so they cant leave the sweatshop.

at 8 the laughter took hold.

no more. please no more

Glice · 09.07.2007, 05:07 PM

Marras, Neurotic I agree with. Avril is, after a fashion, a contentious character. Of course, we're all mature enough to not care what she thinks. Yes, mysteriously, she seems to really piss people off.

Bothered.

Still love her music (even the third album, what a prick, eh?), still don't ever need to hear her [press agent] speak.

king_buzzo · 09.07.2007, 05:15 PM

im so glad that im being the loser.

Cantankerous · 09.07.2007, 05:28 PM

i should do cantankerous' ten commandments

the ikara cult · 09.07.2007, 05:31 PM

Feng Shui
Bottled Water
MMR - Autism fear

The three most hilariously insane cases of mass deception that became widely accepted as fact

Savage Clone · 09.07.2007, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by the ikara cult

Feng Shui
Bottled Water
MMR - Autism fear

The three most hilariously insane cases of mass deception that became widely accepted as fact

You forgot the 4 year Liberal Arts degree as a requirement for Adult Legitimacy.

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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,969	hell fuck yeah ikara. sprituality is about feeling one's soul in connection to the universe/god around you and living life with that in mind at all times. (I don't believe in any of this but this is what it is) avril seems to think that pure supersition is sprituality. I bet she gets fung shei'd in her asshole all the time, by guys she barely knows or recognizes, after getting "wasted" and then they find out she has a really really ugly pussy. she probably gets them to stick a treaspoon full of cocaine up her anus before they do so, like christina applegate likes it. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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screamingskull invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: england Posts: 5,580	HA HA HA HA HA HA HA, what a turd.
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09.07.2007, 10:59 AM	#48
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,969	i am getting so old! ha ha! Call me SIR! 34 years on planet earth, 34 years of rock and mirth 34 years pinin' for pussy, 34 years making them juicy 34 years of the weed in my head, 34 years of eatin cornbread 34 years rollin' sonic life, 34 years of happiness and strife __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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09.07.2007, 11:14 AM	#49
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	Avril on boys, booze and the pursuit of happiness. haha. I love reading this sort of stuff.
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Silent Dan Speaks the destroyed room Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 603	Am I the only one who thought the Linkin Park thing on the cover was funny as well?
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MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Isn't it odd that most people use feng shui in order to gain more material wealth? Otherwise, agree with what Washing Machine said. __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,563	most hilarious post ever. mental retardation FTW.
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09.07.2007, 03:44 PM	#55
fishmonkey invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,670	for the first 3 i was like.... this is one cockly little cunt, when i saw 4 the laughter started... "like drink in moderation, be responsible YEAH?" i was like WHAT THE FUCK IS THE "YEAH?" ABOUT, IS SHE EX PECTING AN ANSWER? YEA?" 5, i bet she breaks her "worker's legs" just so they cant leave the sweatshop. at 8 the laughter took hold. no more. please no more __________________ "Pescescimmia ha grandi bulbi oculari blu, ognuno attaccato su un lato della sua testa, in modo tale da risucire a guardare indietro senza girare la sua testa pesciosa"
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09.07.2007, 05:15 PM	#57
king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	im so glad that im being the loser.
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Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	i should do cantankerous' ten commandments __________________ RETIRED
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09.07.2007, 05:31 PM	#59
the ikara cult invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London sink Posts: 4,576	Feng Shui Bottled Water MMR - Autism fear The three most hilariously insane cases of mass deception that became widely accepted as fact
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