Only post in this thread if you are fucking wasted, or so help me God - Page 3

atsonicpark · 09.19.2009, 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by kierkegaarden

hi, i am not wasted, i am xanaxed

tried but couldn't stomach hegel, drowning in the goslings' grandeur of hair instead

I really want to hang out with you...

atsonicpark · 09.19.2009, 07:16 AM

Satan · 09.19.2009, 07:18 AM

that looks really great

heavily medicated

going for a bike ride

please think good thoughts. i dont wanna get run over by a cab

the big quasar · 09.19.2009, 07:22 AM

Trasher02 · 09.19.2009, 07:25 AM

Playing a gig tonight for someone's b-day, we're not gonna get any cash but we are goign to get 2 bottles of scotch and free beer. I'll be back in this thread this evening!

atsonicpark · 09.19.2009, 07:59 AM

taxi driver is my all time favorite film.

Satan · 09.19.2009, 08:03 AM

me too!

wow i need to not take so many pills it makes me get all emotional

edit i just started crying because i love my boyfrie=nd
what the fuck

the big quasar · 09.19.2009, 08:17 AM

split decision between taxi driver and apocalypse now

the big quasar · 09.19.2009, 08:20 AM

ok doll face,

here's the led zep filth. Live recording of exceptional quality, circa '69. Check the subtle fucking brilliance of John Bonham and Mr Page on Since I've Been Lovin You.
http://live-bootleg.blogspot.com/200...s-theatre.html

king_buzzo · 09.19.2009, 03:48 PM

fuuuuucked uppppp + memento = yuuehhhhhhhh

Glice · 09.19.2009, 05:49 PM

This thread should be sticky.

gmku · 09.19.2009, 06:16 PM

I'm not WAY fucking wasted. However, I had 3 pints over lunch downtown today and am working my way through a bottle of wine presently.

I'm not wasted, just mellow, peaceful like. & stuck on the Sundance Channel waiting for the first Mission: Impossible movie to start up on TNT.

Glice · 09.19.2009, 06:23 PM

11.

ELEVEN.

Plus, two glasses of red wine.

Plus, the continued ability to type.

Pluse, vodka and lemonades. 4 thereof.

gmku · 09.19.2009, 06:24 PM

11 what. What the fuck does that mean, you drunk bastard.

Glice · 09.19.2009, 06:25 PM

Pints. Of beer. John Smiths.

We use question marks when we ask questions.

gmku · 09.19.2009, 06:28 PM

Jesus. That's a fuck of a lot of pints? Don't you feel bloated! You drunk bastard?

Glice · 09.19.2009, 06:34 PM

No, I don't feel bloated.

I've been drunker. But I've also been more articulate. And less cunted.

I have a series of methods against bloat that I struggle to share. Basically - eat well, exercise, and beer is not your end end.

Toilet & Bowels · 09.19.2009, 06:57 PM

how long did it take you to drink 11 pints?

Dead-Air · 09.19.2009, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amerikangod

Nah, sex is all about how the lady feels, you've got to think of the women.

NOT!

Man if I wasn't so drunk I'd have MS Painted Pauly Shore's face saying that, or really any dude from the 90's. Maybe a young John Connor as played by Edward Furlong.

A simple formula - you gotta keep them coming if you want to keep them coming.

floatingslowly · 09.19.2009, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod

Why you gotta pretend to not even want them and hurt me like that? You trying to diminish my self-esteem so I'll finally wear that blackface to bed for you?

grog is fer poop deck swabbers. the cap'n 'll take his pipe 'n a wench o'er yrrr wretched imbibery.

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Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	that looks really great heavily medicated going for a bike ride please think good thoughts. i dont wanna get run over by a cab __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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Trasher02 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,356	Playing a gig tonight for someone's b-day, we're not gonna get any cash but we are goign to get 2 bottles of scotch and free beer. I'll be back in this thread this evening! __________________ 666
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atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	taxi driver is my all time favorite film. __________________
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Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	me too! wow i need to not take so many pills it makes me get all emotional edit i just started crying because i love my boyfrie=nd what the fuck __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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the big quasar stalker Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Rigid Kuntaurus Posts: 475	ok doll face, here's the led zep filth. Live recording of exceptional quality, circa '69. Check the subtle fucking brilliance of John Bonham and Mr Page on Since I've Been Lovin You. http://live-bootleg.blogspot.com/200...s-theatre.html __________________
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king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	fuuuuucked uppppp + memento = yuuehhhhhhhh
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09.19.2009, 06:16 PM	#52
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	I'm not WAY fucking wasted. However, I had 3 pints over lunch downtown today and am working my way through a bottle of wine presently. I'm not wasted, just mellow, peaceful like. & stuck on the Sundance Channel waiting for the first Mission: Impossible movie to start up on TNT. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	11 what. What the fuck does that mean, you drunk bastard. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Jesus. That's a fuck of a lot of pints? Don't you feel bloated! You drunk bastard? __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,264	how long did it take you to drink 11 pints?
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