[jon boy]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

now, on the subject of breasts, you two titheads are so fucking earnest it hurts to watch. you wouldn't happen to know the meaning of the expression "tongue in cheek" would you? i don't show up on the internet to "bare my soul"-- i have real people for that. i come here to play word games. fun word games with people who can play them amusingly.

now, shoo! don't hijack this thread with your little sorrows. it's about confucious is sex-- who appears to be a more interesting person than both of you dullards put together. now go away.

i thought you were passionate? and i am not saw i just think your a dickhead. seems i am not the only one.

[sonicl]

I bet he has coco pops for breakfast.

[Confucious is sex]

Originally Posted by sonicl

^
No.

If one's first viewing of the breast is a full view, the only way forward is to give the apparatus a little squeeze, and maybe a playful nibble. After that, it is no longer tantilising.

If, however, one is given no more than a glimpse of that pearly white skin, one can while away hours imaging the weight, the shape, the pertness of the breast, and the beauty of the nipple. Then the final unveiling of the beautiful globe is so much more of an exciting prospect.

Surely if one merely sees a two dimensional image of the breast, then one can still while away the hours imagining the weight and texture of the breast? As well as imagining what it might taste like, how sensitive the nipple might be, what it might look like when erect etc?

I put it to you that your imagination is just lazy and can only operate on its tantalise setting.

REP ME, REP ME MY FRIEND, REP ME, REP ME AGAIN

[sonicl]

You're getting closer.

[Confucious is sex]

Originally Posted by sonicl

You're getting closer.

To what? ...

[jon boy]

Originally Posted by Confucious is sex

Surely if one merely sees a two dimensional image of the breast, then one can still while away the hours imagining the weight, and texture of the breast? As well as imagining what it might taste like, how sensitive the nipple might be, what it might look like when erect etc?

I put it to you that your imagination is just lazy and can only operate on its tantalise setting.

REP ME, REP ME MY FRIEND, REP ME, REP ME AGAIN

taste? i didnt know breasts had different tastes?

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Confucious is sex

Surely if one merely sees a two dimensional image of the breast than one can still while away the hours imagining the weight, and texture of the breast? As well as imagining what it might taste like, how sensitive the nipple might be, what it might look like when erect etc?

I put it to you that your imagination is just lazy and can only operate on its tantalise setting.

REP ME, REP ME MY FRIEND, REP ME, REP ME AGAIN

ha ha ha ha.

we're going to have to wait a little for that, as i must spread it again, and i don't do that very often, im afraid.

[Confucious is sex]

Originally Posted by jon boy

taste? i didnt know breasts had different tastes?

Sure they do; some still taste of chocolate body paint, or honey, or strawberries, and some are still salty from the last guy. Oh, and the MILFs, theirs taste of milk, mmmmmmmmmmmmmammories

[sonicl]

I think you may be trying just a little TOO hard now.

[noumenal]

Originally Posted by jon boy

taste? i didnt know breasts had different tastes?

I think what is meant by that is the particular mix of perfumes, soaps, lotions, detergents, sweat, and so on that inhabit the surface of the breast. Not the flesh itself.

edit: ^^^^OK, I guess I don't type fast enough.

[Confucious is sex]

Originally Posted by sonicl

I think you may be trying just a little TOO hard now.

I can also have intelligent conversation, but I fear my audience is more roused to rep with the current subject matter. Tit for tat, as it were.

[noumenal]

Nancy Pelosi is a GMILF.

[sonicl]

Enough of the smut, tell me a joke, and make it funny, damn you.

If I crack a smile, you get repped.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Confucious is sex

... and some are still salty from the last guy. Oh, and the MILFs, theirs taste of milk, mmmmmmmmmmmmmammories

ha ha ha ha ha

goddammit, stop, or i'll choke on my coffee!

no, actually, please go on. and please show up more often. we need people like you to combat the... oh, you know...

[Confucious is sex]

What does KFC have in common with your girlfriend?
They both provide a greasy box for you to put your bone in. Oh, and they're both finger lickin' good.

[sonicl]

Okay, I smirked. You've earned your rep. Good girl.

[Confucious is sex]

*Bows*

[sonicl]

Now go and fix those tassles to your raspberries.

[Confucious is sex]

Will do. Of course tasselled or not, raspberries are nothing without cream...

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Confucious is sex

*Bows*