[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by king_buzzo

 

dang, i would certainly like to BE a MUTANT like THAT

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by Silent Dan Speaks

You, madame, are the master of your domain.

nice Seinfeld reference.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Kegmama

Yes, and I do not reccomend them! They are ok, but not really worth the danger factor. If you are just wanting some extra stimulation I highly suggest a ribbed vibrator. My friend lost his cock ring up some chick and she had to sit in an uncompromising position with a mirror and finger it out from way up inside her..

hey! a little bedroom "surgery" only adds to the thrill

[king_buzzo]

 

i always found these quite cool

[A Thousand Threads]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

hey! a little bedroom "surgery" only adds to the thrill

Yeah, doctor adventures !

[Washing Machine]

Isn't life a bitch

At least when you do have one it will be great!

Funny how Orgasms, Anal Sex, Cocks and Vaginas all attract the most attention on the non-sonic pages.

[king_buzzo]

who is an anal virgin here?

[SynthethicalY]

Originally Posted by king_buzzo

 

I still don't need toys in my relationship,when that time comes we are breaking up.

[Rob Instigator]

mmm to be kegpapa for a month....

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by king_buzzo

who is an anal virgin here?

finally someone is clarifying the terms...

[SynthethicalY]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

finally someone is clarifying the terms...

Anal virgins don't exists as many people are into anal sex, either straight, gay or (people in denial) Bi's.

[SynthethicalY]

Originally Posted by Kegmama

What the hell? It's not a matter of 'needing' toys. They just can add to the fun. They help to make already good, unadulterated sex even better.

I like him better when he watches me do stuff to my-self. Yes I am an exhibit.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Kegmama

I'm all for being the naughty nurse and playing doctor; but the fear of having a cock ring lodged inside my vagina kills the thrill. Pervert.

tsch, tsch, your friend's guy just didn't handle the situation properly.

see, instead of panicking ,you tie her feet to the bed posts, put on some nitrile gloves, and coax her cooperation to remove the foreign object with competence and weird pleasure. bonus points for wearing a starched lab coat.

("take a deep breath and push... good!")

[SynthethicalY]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

tsch, tsch, your friend's guy just didn't handle the situation properly.

see, instead of panicking ,you tie her feet to the bed posts, put on some nitrile gloves, and coax her cooperation to remove the foreign object with competence. bonus points for wearing a starched lab coat.

("take a deep breath and push... good!")

I have yet to try being tied, I'm saving that for a special occasion.

[!@#$%!]

i figure removing a cockring would be no harder than removing*cough cough* an ice cube.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Kegmama

Let me stick a ring up your ass and see if you agree... Ice cubes melt genius.

well i was gonna mention peppermints, and ginger, but i didnt want to scare anyone.

look, it's very easy to extract anything from a vagina provided the woman pushes her cervix down, like when she's trying to mount a diaphragm. a similar "push" as if taking a dump. the cervix comes down close to the vulva and it's easy to reach inside. just saying-- no need to panic.

and ice cubes need to be removed whole when they become uncomfortable. otherwise, what's the point of safe words?

now, about that offer you just made...

[Everyneurotic]

it sucks not having a good fuck, it really does; hope your situation gets solved fast...this day is sucking bad!!!

[cuetzpalin]

i have a boyfriend and he's really nice on me but he just don't know "what to do". and i don't wanna be unfaithful. it sucks

[Toilet & Bowels]

well teach him what to do.... do you fake orgasms?

[cuetzpalin]

sometimes. i'd like to teach him st but he don't understand. jesus this is so stupid.... i'm disgusted by him