[Everyneurotic]

Originally Posted by Kegmama

Why use your hand, when you were born with a mouth?

You must spread some man juice around before giving it to Kegmama again.

[Washing Machine]

hmm..

Now on Channel4...'WHEN HANDJOBS GO WRONG"
.....and they can go wrong, horribly so

[Gulasch Noir]

Hand Jobs are a bit messy. Furthermore it's a bit odd to have your girlfriend holding a handkerchief in one hand and your dick in the other. Blow Jobs are much better. Actually I would not care that much, if she spat (?), the main thing is cumming in os.

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[Gulasch Noir]

Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

You must spread some man juice around before giving it to Kegmama again.

Absolutely. She's also the only girl who posted here.

[Bunbury]

Yes.
I can think of one particularly good one, off the top of my head.

[cuetzpalin]

why do you think that so many girls have problems with swallowing?

[atsonicpark]

i dunno.

it's lame as fuck.

my girlfriend's a squirter, so when i go down on her (all the time) she's squirting all over me the whole time. jesus.

[cuetzpalin]

haha! it's fun to imagine that. i've never had any problem with swallowing. i think girls are just afraid of sth. don't know

[thewall91]

She's also the only girl who posted here.

probably because it's a given that most girls haven't received a decent handjob.

[Danny Himself]

Originally Posted by thewall91

probably because it's a given that most girls haven't received a decent handjob.

Haha!

Oh, and no.

[Everyneurotic]

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

i dunno.

it's lame as fuck.

my girlfriend's a squirter, so when i go down on her (all the time) she's squirting all over me the whole time. jesus.

lucky.

ps: some girls get very into the psychological crap of sucking dick (including swallowing or spitting), good thing there's others who just take it for what it is.

[atsonicpark]

i like going down on my girlfriend, and i like her squirting all over me, but it stains my clothes and sours my mouth so it'd be nice if she'd take a cum shot right down the hatch sometimes too..

[Everyneurotic]

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

i like going down on my girlfriend, and i like her squirting all over me, but it stains my clothes and sours my mouth so it'd be nice if she'd take a cum shot right down the hatch sometimes too..

yeah, like you can't really eat her just like that, you have to prepare yourself, still, it's pretty awesome.

i always say that sex should be equitative.

[pbradley]

I don't splooge and tell.

[Norma J]

If I were a chick I wouldn't swallow either. If your girlfriends a swallower, think of all the semen of other guys that she's ingested.

[Toilet & Bowels]

Originally Posted by Norma J

If I were a chick I wouldn't swallow either. If your girlfriends a swallower, think of all the semen of other guys that she's ingested.

yeah, that disgusting whore

[whorefrost]

That could be a turn on

[MellySingsDoom]

Originally Posted by Norma J

If I were a chick I wouldn't swallow either. If your girlfriends a swallower, think of all the semen of other guys that she's ingested.

Ins't that a bit like saying "Imagine all the cocks she's had in her vagina, and all the semen she's received. Ewww, other guys have been there!"?

Smelly, have you ever been fist-fucked?

[pokkeherrie]

I love the quote button. Instead of having to formulate my own sentences I can just quote the 2 posts in this thread I agree with most.

Originally Posted by fishmonkey

i have but i'm better at doing it to myself really.

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

i hate having to kiss girls when they've had jizz in their mouths though, it's slimey and gross