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Old 09.07.2007, 10:46 AM   #41
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I bet that she smells of poo a little bit.
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Old 09.07.2007, 10:46 AM   #42
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hell fuck yeah ikara.

sprituality is about feeling one's soul in connection to the universe/god around you and living life with that in mind at all times. (I don't believe in any of this but this is what it is)

avril seems to think that pure supersition is sprituality. I bet she gets fung shei'd in her asshole all the time, by guys she barely knows or recognizes, after getting "wasted" and then they find out she has a really really ugly pussy.

she probably gets them to stick a treaspoon full of cocaine up her anus before they do so, like christina applegate likes it.
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Old 09.07.2007, 10:47 AM   #43
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It's something people say that have to sound more interesting, and something that few people actually really have.

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Old 09.07.2007, 10:48 AM   #44
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA, what a turd.
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Old 09.07.2007, 10:49 AM   #45
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA, what a turd.

every single band/artist on that cover sucks ASS
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Old 09.07.2007, 10:55 AM   #46
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hell fuck yeah ikara.

sprituality is about feeling one's soul in connection to the universe/god around you and living life with that in mind at all times. (I don't believe in any of this but this is what it is)

avril seems to think that pure supersition is sprituality. I bet she gets fung shei'd in her asshole all the time, by guys she barely knows or recognizes, after getting "wasted" and then they find out she has a really really ugly pussy.

she probably gets them to stick a treaspoon full of cocaine up her anus before they do so, like christina applegate likes it.

haha, marvellous
And happy birthday by the way
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Old 09.07.2007, 10:57 AM   #47
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hell fuck yeah ikara.

sprituality is about feeling one's soul in connection to the universe/god around you and living life with that in mind at all times. (I don't believe in any of this but this is what it is)

avril seems to think that pure supersition is sprituality. I bet she gets fung shei'd in her asshole all the time, by guys she barely knows or recognizes, after getting "wasted" and then they find out she has a really really ugly pussy.

she probably gets them to stick a treaspoon full of cocaine up her anus before they do so, like christina applegate likes it.
HAHA! I love you Rob, that really cracked me up.
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Old 09.07.2007, 10:59 AM   #48
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34 years on planet earth, 34 years of rock and mirth
34 years pinin' for pussy, 34 years making them juicy
34 years of the weed in my head, 34 years of eatin cornbread
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Old 09.07.2007, 11:14 AM   #49
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Avril on boys, booze and the pursuit of happiness. haha. I love reading this sort of stuff.
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Am I the only one who thought the Linkin Park thing on the cover was funny as well?
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Old 09.07.2007, 12:49 PM   #51
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I have a couple things I'd like to discuss.

A 17-year-old can hold a good conversation with an adult. It's not hard. I somehow doubt she could now too.

I also doubt she'll be in a "super-cool indie flick". I get the feeling that the problem isn't with the script, it's her. She doesn't seem too bright.

And lastly, I'm a simple midwestern boy, could someone explain what spirituality is? It seems to be the kind of thing people say to pretend to look smart. Seriously, what is it? I have no fucking clue and I've heard it countless times. I'm starting to wonder if no one knows what it is.

Yeah my last post deals with this. Its this 'New Age' thing stupid people with money get into. Pick and mixing bits they like from ancient religions and tribal mythologies. You see these people who have Hindu statues, buddas, dream catchers, african tribal artifacts. Its nonsense, completely cosmetic. Thats what these hollywood types usually mean by spiritual. Oh and feng shi they love that stuff. Its just finding fancy and expense ways to describe things that can be more accurately and articulately discussed in the displine of human psychology. But of course its not as frilly and these people are profoundly dull.

This is not in anyway an attack on people who are actually 'spiritual', just Hollywood spirituality.
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Old 09.07.2007, 12:54 PM   #52
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Isn't it odd that most people use feng shui in order to gain more material wealth? Otherwise, agree with what Washing Machine said.
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Old 09.07.2007, 03:01 PM   #53
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most hilarious post ever. mental retardation FTW.
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Old 09.07.2007, 03:17 PM   #54
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Moses is way more talented.

"Moses viewed the promised land, yet they say he never, never reached there, but it was he who stood before the burning bushes, receiving the commandments to hand to the nations, yet them heed to temptation and them worship foreign idols, what is for Caeser give it unto Caeser, what is for Jah Jah, come on lets pass it over, and cleareth the way, dont go this way dont go that way, temptation.... cuz there are plenty of roads that lead to the jail house this day...."

 
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Old 09.07.2007, 03:44 PM   #55
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for the first 3 i was like.... this is one cockly little cunt,

when i saw 4 the laughter started... "like drink in moderation, be responsible YEAH?" i was like WHAT THE FUCK IS THE "YEAH?" ABOUT, IS SHE EX PECTING AN ANSWER? YEA?"

5, i bet she breaks her "worker's legs" just so they cant leave the sweatshop.

at 8 the laughter took hold.

no more. please no more
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Old 09.07.2007, 05:07 PM   #56
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Marras, Neurotic I agree with. Avril is, after a fashion, a contentious character. Of course, we're all mature enough to not care what she thinks. Yes, mysteriously, she seems to really piss people off.

Bothered.

Still love her music (even the third album, what a prick, eh?), still don't ever need to hear her [press agent] speak.
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Old 09.07.2007, 05:15 PM   #57
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Old 09.07.2007, 05:28 PM   #58
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i should do cantankerous' ten commandments
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Old 09.07.2007, 05:31 PM   #59
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Bottled Water
MMR - Autism fear

The three most hilariously insane cases of mass deception that became widely accepted as fact

You forgot the 4 year Liberal Arts degree as a requirement for Adult Legitimacy.
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