[Inhuman]

Another one of me with a cool ass billabong shirt

 

[Danny Himself]

Originally Posted by Inhuman

Another one of me with a cool ass billabong shirt

 

Hah, these all look like weird myspace pictures.

[Laila]

i think they are weird myspace pics. inhuman the emoest kid i know

[Inhuman]

Originally Posted by Laila

i think they are weird myspace pics. inhuman the emoest kid i know

Meh, I'm not emo, it's just that nobody understands me; with exception to my journal, myspace, and possibly myself ^_^

[Laila]

hahah that actually made me laugh for some reason. i'm an idiot

[Danny Himself]

Originally Posted by Inhuman

Meh, I'm not emo, it's just that nobody understands me; with exception to my journal, myspace, and possibly myself ^_^

Aw, man. You're so...- aww.

[youthoftomorrow]

Originally Posted by Danny Himself

Yeah, theres Bloods all over the place in Canada and unlikely Northern US states (Washington, anyone?). It's weird, since I don't think there'd be much to fight about. No crips.

there are Bloods and Crips in Wichita fucking Kansas.

[umjammer atomsk]

I'm pretty bored so here's some info on emo i came across.

I understand that every generation has it's thing. The 50s had mass conformity. The 60s had motorcycle gangs. The 70s had hippies. The 80s were to damned coked up to have anything. The 90s were Generation X.

But now, the new millennium has unleashed a whole new breed of kids. The Emo. They have no cause. No rebellion. They care about nothing.


So, what drives them?

Being sad.

That's it. They are just a bunch of sad little kids running around with bad clothes, horrible hair, and even worse music.

 

From all the research I've done, which basically was seeing them in the mall and looking for a decent CD, there are a few simple rules to being "Emo". Following these simple rules will start you on your way to becoming Emo!
A) If you are a male follower of Emo, hereafter referred to as Malemo, you must at all cost weigh less and be skinnier than your girlfriend.
B) Malemos are required to wear pants 4 sizes too small.
C) You must style your hair so as to appears as messy a possible. This will required painstakingly structuring it just right for hours at a time, using no less than 8 pounds of gel. Hair must be 2 or more colors.

 

D) You must never smile. Ever. You are required to keep the illusion that upper-middle class suburbanites have a whole slew of problems, ergo making you utterly and hopelessly depressed.
E) Online, you must have a screen name consisting of a beginning "Xx", a middle sad name, and an ending "xX". Such as, but not limited to the following; XxathousandtearsxX, XxrazorcutarmxX, and XxcantfeelmypainxX.


F) Malemos are required to wear eyeliner/shadow or nail polish. The only accepted colors are black, dark black, midnight black, ultra black, and black black.
G) Femalemos (see what I did there?) must wear a scarf or knit gloves with the fingertips cut off at all times. Even in August. In Arizona. At noon.
H) There must be at least 5 CDs that you own where the band cries about love eluding them, even though they make millions and probably get laid regularly.
I) All clothing may only be purchased at Hot Topic or a thrift store.

 

J) Remember, you are not quite goth, and not quite punk. In that retrospect, either of these groups are Emo posers that should be ridiculed. Nevermind the fact that you have just taken elements of the fashion of both groups for your own.
K) You hairstyle must at all times cover one, if not both, eyes.
L) Start a band. Can't play any instruments? That's okay! Buy an acoustic guitar and strum one chord when people are around. If this is not possible, find a local Emo band. Cling to them as if your very life depends on it. Should anybody say they are not as good as you believe they are, viciously verbally assault the offender. Should the band "sell out", forego them for another unknown band. Repeat.

 

M) Cut yourself. Not too deep now! You don't really want to die. You just want people to think you do.
N) Myspace is now your life. Live it, love it.
O) Finally, this scene can only fit your personality until you decide to graduate college or get a real job. You will be too busy working to have a house and food to worry about your little band and being sad anymore.
You are finally on your way to becoming one of the Emo elite. You will only associate with other Malemos and Femalemos from this point on. Only they can understand the pain and sadness in your life.

Wednesday, November 23, 2005 in General Stupidity | Permalink | TrackBack (3) trackback URL: http://freethefuture.com/blogs/carto...ts/sbtrackback

[HaydenAsche]

Alright. All the following pictures come from either my town or the town directly next to mine.

 

 

 

That last one is the worst band ever. www.myspace.com/naturalflavors

Finally, I leave you with some of my friends making fun of teh scene kids that our neighboring town is filled with.

 

They even changed their dodgeball name from civilians to xciviliansx.

[finding nobody]

does anyone have the picture of the fat blonheaded kid with black lips from the old thread?

that picture was the shit

[nomadicfollower]

What the fuck's up with that third picture Hayden?

[HaydenAsche]

Umm... Do you mean the guys in the mirror? The first pic is actually two pics put together.

www.myspace.com/erikw NLS's Scene King
www.myspace.com/clanclandestine Scene Queen
www.myspace.com/naturalflavors Scene Soundtrack

HOPE THAT EXPLAINS IT HTANK YOU!

[nomadicfollower]

If the first two are one, then I mean the second picture.

[HaydenAsche]

He's gross. Pretty much just that.

[Laila]

hahaha. kid's are all sportin the corpse look

[nomadicfollower]

He doesn't look like a corpse.
He looks like he just got the shit beat out of him.

[_slavo_]

i don't know,
if a girl is pretty, i don't fuckin care if she's emo or hip hop or anything

[Inhuman]

Originally Posted by Laila

hahaha. kid's are all sportin the corpse look

wow, that's a coincidence. Just this morning my mom called me a corpse since I dyed my hair black again. She thinks I'm a goth because I have black hair and I prefer night instead of day.

[HaydenAsche]

Inhuman = Most scene person on this board.

You are even more scene than me.

[HaydenAsche]

Originally Posted by SolidZach

My mom says im a corpse, bla bla im gay. Well thats because your mom is tired of taking you to the mall every weekend and you spending hours and thousands of dollars in hot topic.

-le gasp-

This is teh funny.