[HaydenAsche]

Need a tissue, troll?

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by Savage Clone

What's that?
I'm sorry; I can barely read the board through these bitter tears.

You disgust me.

[Savage Clone]

Originally Posted by HaydenAsche

Need a tissue, troll?

A beach towel.
My whole world is shattered by this dubious hypothesis.

[SynthethicalY]

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

Well well, you should really open up your scope and start broadening the horizons if you really want to find out the difference between nice looking, attractive and sexy. Perhaps you are getting them wrong, but in my (not so) humble experience, I've found more often than not that a guy who is not conventionally nice looking tends to have more charisma and attractiveness than someone who at first sight I might have thought was gorgeous. For me being attractive is something that has to do with someone's brains and general moral attire, but in saying that, a number of human beings are born ugly both on the inside and the outside. I would certainly never find someone attractive that was stupid or too vain, regardless of what they might look like. I like it when people take care of their bodies, but there is an invisible line that you risk crossing and you become an imbecile quicker than you can say 'Look at me!'.

Usually when I follow guys who are attractive, they never last. Because most of them are idiots. I just talk to them for a cheap one night stand. I don't want nothing to do with them after that. I do agree with the charisma part, I know guys who are not attractive, but feel for them because they have the charisma.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by Savage Clone

My whole world is shattered by this dubious hypothesis.

this nice young man is clearly offering to stick things in yr bum for free, and all you can do is rebuke him.

I think "standoffish" is taking it lightly.

[Savage Clone]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

this nice young man is clearly offering to stick things in yr bum for free, and all you can do is rebuke him.

I lost my NAMBLA membership card.

[SynthethicalY]

Savage you don't need a membership card with me. But I prefer porky, he is much mre of a handsome man.

[Savage Clone]

Originally Posted by SynthethicalY

But I prefer porky, he is much mre of a handsome man.

Well, there's no shame in being second to porky, is there?
He's clearly out of everyone's league.

Originally Posted by SynthethicalY

Usually when I follow guys who are attractive, they never last. Because most of them are idiots. I just talk to them for a cheap one night stand. I don't want nothing to do with them after that. I do agree with the charisma part, I know guys who are not attractive, but feel for them because they have the charisma.

Nice looking and attractive are not the same thing. Nevermind.

[floatingslowly]

Hi, I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC.

we found this underneath the slide, I think it belongs to you....

[SynthethicalY]

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

Nice looking and attractive are not the same thing. Nevermind.

Sorry, I just woke up, my mind is still in a daze. I'll reply when I get back from school.

[Inhuman]

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

i cant stand sexy
i find sexy a turn off

It depends on your view of sexy. I do not find short white skirts, blonde hair, 'perfect' faces, prefabricated plastic appearance, etc... sexy at all even though it's generally associated with sexy. It's gross. Although many intellegence-acquiring or creative actions can easily make people sexy.

Two girls started a mixtape club at my school. First meeting is thursday. Sexy.

Originally Posted by Savage Clone

Well, there's no shame in being second to porky, is there?
He's clearly out of everyone's league.

Oh don't worry, it's all words. He tells me that when gmku is not posting, but the minute I log off they are all over each other, and each other's thread/posts.

[floatingslowly]

ON TOPIC:

as a replicant, I find that the hardest things to synthesize are human pheromones.

everytime I try, I get some random schmoe telling me I forgot to put on deodorant.

how do you meatsacks do it so effortlessly?

[Savage Clone]

Replicants get body odor?
Better call the manufacturer.

[SynthethicalY]

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

Oh don't worry, it's all words. He tells me that when gmku is not posting, but the minute I log off they are all over each other, and each other's thread/posts.

That is not true, I am just doing that to get his record collection, so we can live very well.

[ALIEN ANAL]

Originally Posted by Inhuman

It depends on your view of sexy. I do not find short white skirts, blonde hair, 'perfect' faces, prefabricated plastic appearance, etc... sexy at all even though it's generally associated with sexy. It's gross. Although many intellegence-acquiring or creative actions can easily make people sexy.

Two girls started a mixtape club at my school. First meeting is thursday. Sexy.

yeh i know what you and sway mean, but when i say the word sexy i mean the short skirts blonde hair perfect face look.
And that i dont like, but its still what i see as what 'sexy' is

[screamingskull]

Originally Posted by Inhuman

Two girls started a mixtape club at my school. First meeting is thursday. Sexy.

Damn, thats a kool idea, i wonder if i could get one going at my uni?

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by Savage Clone

Replicants get body odor?

not in the same bacterial manner that you may.

it's mostly 11 herbs and spices cleverly blended in an attempt at fooling the Jacobson's organ in females, and overriding their brains (thereby allowing me to implant my nanobot constructors while they are stunned).

Originally Posted by Savage Clone

Better call the manufacturer.

I've tried. when I reach the help desk, all I get is smooth-jazz hold-music.

[king_buzzo]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

face it. not only am i good looking, but i also have a sparkling personality.

definately.