[!@#$%!]

ha ha ha

i wasn't referring to you in particular

i was just pointing up

don't take it personally

it's a long story

[Norma J]

I haven't smoked weed in so long - although I've never been a regular user. I'll toke when someone is passing around or offering me some, but I won't buy it.
The last time would have been near the start of the year. I was drinking cask sheraz well before the weed got passed around and it was nice - sitting around smiling all silly with friends and acoustic guitars.

[Cantankerous]

actually you're basically right about that ex-genius thing
in 5th grade i won the spelling and geography bees
and when i was like 12 or 13 (not long after my bee winning spree) i decided to be a slacker for a living
shit's not too bad either.

[!@#$%!]

btw your grandpa sounds funny

btw i think he's cleverer than you give him credit for--i bet he just wanted a new house and "oops"

[Cantankerous]

he has dementia, but you know
he pulls some pretty funny shit.

[!@#$%!]

oh i see

i thought the oil pan was a trick to save money like the other things you listed-- a peculiar poetic device, putting those things together, as if dropping hints for the insurance adjuster

but anyway

i figure it's ok to laugh at dementia, since we're all on the road to it. it's not like making fun of people with birth defects.

[Cantankerous]

i make fun of everyone equally.

[Everyneurotic]

Originally Posted by Alex's Trip

Well just because you had a meh experience the first time doesn't mean you should altogether give up, though that is a choice that you have all to yourself. I didn't think it was that great the first time, but I gave it another try, and it was much better.

One time I got pretty fucked on some 'trainwreck' as it was called, I accidentally sat in some water, and I thought I pissed myself, but from my ass which was really confusing. I felt like I was made of sand too, and the wet part was like...wet sand.

My friends said it really screwed me up, and they seemed pretty fine. But it was really cool.

this is a really really stupid post.

"you know what? you don't like getting kicked in the balls but maybe you should try it a few more times to see if you really don't like it

like, one time, i couldn't even sit down or stand up because my friend brought his steel-tipped boots and he kicked me like 3 times in a row, it was really confusing. but it was really cool."

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kinda changing the subject, i've smoked pot like three times and i've never had the munchies, i just wanted to drink beer.