[Toilet & Bowels]

Originally Posted by atari 2600

the sound of thunder is produced when clouds fart.

that's awesome

[Toilet & Bowels]

Originally Posted by _slavo_

I still believe that girl's don't fart, but have a smarter, way more elegant way of letting the redundant gas out.

sexist

[atsonicpark]

Would this be awesome or lame as fuck?:

I'm writing this 10 minute song with tons of time changes, really ridiculously complex, right? After this insane musical part where it goes through the most breathtaking and unbelievable stylistic, dynamic, rhythmic, and melodic changes over the course of a minute, the song stops and I just let out a huge fart.

[pbradley]

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

Would this be awesome or lame as fuck?:

I'm writing this 10 minute song with tons of time changes, really ridiculously complex, right? After this insane musical part where it goes through the most breathtaking and unbelievable stylistic, dynamic, rhythmic, and melodic changes over the course of a minute, the song stops and I just let out a huge fart.

If you don't, I probably will upon hearing it.

[atsonicpark]

Ohhhhh!

[atsonicpark]

I had this brilliant idea for a website. Celebrityfartreports.com.

It'd be people who know celebrities or have sat near them or whatever and they'd send in reports of what their farts smell like. For example, "Arnold's fart was surprisingly pleasant, I only smelled the faintest hint of shit in his britches." Or "Scarlett's fart reeked! I'm pretty sure she shit in her pretty little pink panties!"

Also, you could buy fart samples from the website... celebrities would fart in a jar, we'd bottle it, and sell it.

[✌➬]

Kegmama do you fart?

[atsonicpark]

bahahaha./

[atsonicpark]

a fart can be regarded as "aerosolized poop," which means that microscopic fragments and droplets of poop are actually distributed throughout the gaseous matrix of the fart. When delivered from the anus with some force, the components of the fart can penetrate one's clothing and these tiny particles can be trapped in the fibers of the cloth. The particles are transferred to your fingers and then your nose when you scratch and sniff.

[girlgun]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

those books are fucking great, he's got another one about tits if i recall.

not the same author, but part of the same series. there's all about scabs, everyone poops... etc.

[atsonicpark]

I wanna read "everyone cums"

[Toilet & Bowels]

has anyone ever farted in to their cupped hands then sniffed it?

[atsonicpark]

when I feel like I'm about to fart, I'll often stick my finger directly in front of my asshole so I can sniff it later.

[SuchFriendsAreDangerous]

"In Ethiopia, it is absolutely unacceptable to pass wind. If you do, please say 'Yerqeta' immediately."

[Cantankerous]

some of you guys...tsk tsk


you can always tolerate the smell of your own farts i've noticed, no matter how bad

but often not the smell of others'

[atsonicpark]

I love my friend booe, but his broccoli farts are the WORST.

[Toilet & Bowels]

if you don't chew your food enough it makes you fart more

[Cantankerous]

what if you swallowed it whole? theoretically of course. would toxic fumes be radiating from your ass?

[Toilet & Bowels]

you'd probably choke to death before you could find out

[demonrail666]

I did a fart this morning that was seriously evil. I'm not saying any of my farts are fragrant, but this one was like a fuckin month old corpse. Seriously.