[Rob Instigator]

imagine a pregnat lady being turned into a werewolf! her tits would be bloated like this!
http://www.usu.edu/markdamen/ClasDra...ulus&remus.jpg

[m1rr0r dash]

had her pups would spawn empires...

[flophousefloozie]

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

same reason men work out to get large muscles "not in proportiojn" to their body. because the opposite sex likes it. (or at least a good number)

ask yourself what is "proportion"?
the whole of humanity comes in every possible size and arrangement. there are women out there with 42 inch busts (natural) and 30 inch butt with stick legs. there are women out there with tiny upper bodies and busts but huge pear shaped lower bodies.

there is no natural proportion.

Woa. I don't like big muscles. Not my cup of tea.
And breasts that are too large can cause back injury...or, kneecap damage as time progresses.

[Rob Instigator]

my cousin had a quite drastic breast reduction because of this.

like I said, there is no such thing as "natural proportion" that is a human made up idea.

[m1rr0r dash]

Originally Posted by flophousefloozie

And breasts that are too large can cause back injury...or, kneecap damage as time progresses.

...or a massive pair ...of leg and spine failures.

 

[flophousefloozie]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

quick question:

do werewolves grow extra sets of nipples post-transformation?

if so, HOT.

HAHA.

...wouldn't you like to know.

Tell me about the state of a vampyre's nipples while you are drinking the elixir of life.

[flophousefloozie]

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

my cousin had a quite drastic breast reduction because of this.

like I said, there is no such thing as "natural proportion" that is a human made up idea.

This is true.

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so are they still hard? do they look ugly?

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by flophousefloozie

...wouldn't you like to know.

very much so, however, I may require hard pictographic evidence.

Originally Posted by flophousefloozie

Tell me about the state of a vampyre's nipples while you are drinking the elixir of life.

that's a silly question. vampyres don't have nipples!!

[flophousefloozie]

That's a shame.
Then what do you tweak for entertainment?

[Rob Instigator]

how do vampyres not have nipples? You are thinking of angels.

is it cold enough in canada for the ladies to start defrosting their nips in this manner?

 

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by flophousefloozie

That's a shame.
Then what do you tweak for entertainment?

other's nipples. you would be amazed at how well they react post-mortum.

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

how do vampyres not have nipples? You are thinking of angels.

uh...angels aren't real. DERRRR!!

[flophousefloozie]

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

how do vampyres not have nipples? You are thinking of angels.

is it cold enough in canada for the ladies to start defrosting their nips in this manner?

 

I wouldn't test his knowledge...
And yes, this is a typical scene in Canada (the land of whatever you dream will become reality).

I've seen pieces of tongue stuck to particularly large nipples on REALLY cold days.

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

how do vampyres not have nipples? You are thinking of angels.

is it cold enough in canada for the ladies to start defrosting their nips in this manner?

 

Is that Avril Lavigne with her tongue out?

[flophousefloozie]

Damn it, I hate the fact that that little twit represents our country.
EDIT: For some, that is.

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Don't be She's hot, but not hotter than You. Best be her than Celine Dion.

[Rob Instigator]

I am old so these people represent yr country for me

 

 

 

 

[EMMAh]

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

same reason men work out to get large muscles "not in proportiojn" to their body. because the opposite sex likes it. (or at least a good number)

ask yourself what is "proportion"?
the whole of humanity comes in every possible size and arrangement. there are women out there with 42 inch busts (natural) and 30 inch butt with stick legs. there are women out there with tiny upper bodies and busts but huge pear shaped lower bodies.

there is no natural proportion.

Big muscles are nasty as fuck. Bring on the skinny men!
I realize that nature isn't always in proportion, I just think those fake boobs are too big for her. But whatever, as long as she likes them I guess.

[flophousefloozie]

Thanks, pal.
I don't think she's hot. Aside from that she is a manufactured piece of embarrasment.
I'd much rather Rachel McAddams represent us. At least she's cute. And a fairly good actress, as far as I've seen.

[Rob Instigator]

Originally Posted by EMMAh

Big muscles are nasty as fuck. Bring on the skinny men!
I realize that nature isn't always in proportion, I just think those fake boobs are too big for her. But whatever, as long as she likes them I guess.

you should see the fellas who drool over those giant hard as rocks fake boobs.

terrible terrible losers.