[ChocolateJesus]

Originally Posted by Green_mind

why don't we just eat you, that way I can truly say jesus died for me

That is kinky. Hope you are a bitch.

[afterthefact]

Originally Posted by ChocolateJesus

I am jesus, for dad's sake. I can make the nail hot for you and the air cold to keep me up there and I can bleed melty choco out the slash in my side and the holes in my wrist and ankles. I can heal the sick and raise the dead, but I generally choose not too. You see? my son, you are not my mom.

Yes I am. Don't sass me boy.

[king_buzzo]

rip open my belly, take my guts out and hang myself with them.

[Green_mind]

Originally Posted by ChocolateJesus

That is kinky. Hope you are a bitch.

haha afraid not, just got a craving for some choco, but if you want it to be kinky, I guess I could open up a family-sized pot of banana yogurt whilst devouring you

[Green_mind]

Originally Posted by king_buzzo

rip open my belly, take my guts out and hang myself with them.

crack your head open to prove to us you've got some yummy brains

[Disgruntled Youth]

Eaten by a shark...

[nicfit]

Originally Posted by Green_mind

how heroic! you always seem so bloody nice nicfit, not complaining!

he he! thanks
but we're in the hypothetical realm here, who knows if I would actually have the guts to do something "heroic" if needed.... I'm just not a big fan of the "die in your sleep" thing, I can see its upsides, and don't want to die young, but I think it would be more "rewarding" dying while doing something you know it's worth your life, but it's kinda utopic...and yes, you could say "but if you lived a good life you'll feel fulfilled and rewarded even in your deathbed", ok...still, if I had a choice (which is the whole point of the thread, actually...)...

[king_buzzo]

Originally Posted by Green_mind

crack your head open to prove to us you've got some yummy brains

yes, or a better way is to take a straw and drink my own brain.

[RdTv]

cholera.

[Savage Clone]

Suicide immediately after my D&D character gets killed.

[RdTv]

Overdose on viagra.

[flophousefloozie]

Originally Posted by LittlePuppetBoy

I would drown in a pool of cream soda.

Haha, TOTALLY repped.

[flophousefloozie]

If it is possible, I'd laugh myself to death...
(in a pool of cream soda).

[screamingskull]

slowly, like asphyxiation, maybe from breathing in car fumes in a locked garage, or from having my head in an oven with the gas on.

[SpectralJulianIsNotDead]

I'd like to die from rapid decompression in the vacuum of space.

[RdTv]

In all actuality I'd like to die in a manner of no regret, so this would obviously exclude suicide. Perhaps a quite passing in the middle of the woods or a heart atttack in the middle of a busy city avenue. In either case I would be ignored by the surroundings.

Bored At Work?

[afterthefact]

I'm always bored at work.

that explains the shit threads that you spawn at the moment. thing is, you are as dull as dishwater.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

that explains the shit threads that you spawn at the moment. thing is, you are as dull as dishwater.

trying to push him over the edge huh?