where is rob? - Page 3

_slavo_ · 02.12.2008, 05:43 PM

It's funny.

'hrob' actually means 'grave' in my language.

floatingslowly · 02.12.2008, 07:20 PM

I have consulted a psychic detective, and here are some arbitrary conspiracies for you to chew on:

Rob was busted having a meaningful relationship with several pay-to-view porn sites. Alone, the website BigAssPantieMelons.org accounted for over $5,984.35 worth of download fees. BigAssPantieMelons.org ranked number 6 among Rob's "most viewed" sites.
After staying up for an entire week smoking hydroponic parsley, Rob's hallucinations finally caught up to him. He absolved himself of atheism, found Allah and Sharia law, then promptly moved to the UK.
Rob was also known on this board as Diesel. Diesel was recently arrested after attempting to mule a kilo of Turkish dope using nothing more than a tube of KY, a slightly used boombox and sheer force-of-will.
Failing to sucessfully develop another battle-rhyme, Rob Instigator was forced to concede to floatingslowly. DELETION_MODE: SEPPUKU.

!@#$%! · 02.12.2008, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I have consulted a psychic detective, and here are some arbitrary conspiracies for you to chew on:

Rob was busted having a meaningful relationship with several pay-to-view porn sites. Alone, the website BigAssPantieMelons.org accounted for over $5,984.35 worth of download fees. BigAssPantieMelons.org ranked number 6 among Rob's "most viewed" sites.
After staying up for an entire week smoking hydroponic parsley, Rob's hallucinations finally caught up to him. He absolved himself of atheism, found Allah and Sharia law, then promptly moved to the UK.
Rob was also known on this board as Diesel. Diesel was recently arrested after attempting to mule a kilo of Turkish dope using nothing more than a tube of KY, a slightly used boombox and sheer force-of-will.
Failing to sucessfully develop another battle-rhyme, Rob Instigator was forced to concede to floatingslowly. DELETION_MODE: SEPPUKU.

hey flotz, what are you doing in this thread?

i hear you're no substitute for rob.

floatingslowly · 02.12.2008, 07:29 PM

I read what you wrote and then looked at it a few more minutes.

what's the question?

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 02.12.2008, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by girlgun

where?!?!

I miss you and Rob flirting with eachother

!@#$%! · 02.12.2008, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I read what you wrote and then looked at it a few more minutes.

what's the question?

sorry man, i didn't mean to rub salt in your wounds...

ok, ok, i confess. YES, I DID.

the temptation was too great, and my will was no match for it!

floatingslowly · 02.12.2008, 10:04 PM

ha ha?

what WOUNDS?

you've been into the peyote again, haven't you?

Inhuman · 02.12.2008, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by king_buzzo

rob? inhuman??????

he's alive as far as i know.

Glad somebody could make the relation! I always get confused when people just say "Rob" on the board, but it's usually instigator since not everyone know's my real name.
Maybe the dictionary definition can help us find him:

rob
1. Law To take property from (a person) illegally by using or threatening to use violence or force; commit robbery upon.
2. To take valuable or desired articles unlawfully from: rob a bank.
3. a. To deprive unjustly of something belonging to, desired by, or legally due (someone): robbed her of her professional standing.
b. To deprive of something injuriously: a parasite that robs a tree of its sap.
4. To take as booty; steal.
v.intr. To engage in or commit robbery.
5. A poster on the Sonic Youth Gossip forum on the internet. Often loves sex, beards, turntables, and facial piercings

floatingslowly · 02.12.2008, 11:14 PM

so what yr trying to say is, you like beards?

PS: where the fuck is Val-holla-ing?

Inhuman · 02.12.2008, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

so what yr trying to say is, you like beards?

that's what it's all about

floatingslowly · 02.12.2008, 11:17 PM

is that man dancing the hokie-pokie?

Rob Instigator · 02.13.2008, 11:30 AM

I AM HERE

I missed you all.

I was on a Looooong trip, road trip, driving out to el paso.

SONIC LIFE!

I missed so much. I did not read a newspaper for a week. It fucked me up. I did not know Shaq got traded! what the hey????

floatingslowly · 02.13.2008, 11:36 AM

this does not explain yr apparent myspace deletion, you fucking emo.

02.13.2008, 11:37 AM

Hi Rob.

SONIC LIFE! SONIC LIFE! SONIC LIFE!

floatingslowly · 02.13.2008, 11:48 AM

you know, Rob, yr returned presence here is bound to reopen the deep (and now salted) wounds that I apparently possess.

I wouldn't even know that these wounds existed if crazy symbol guy hadn't learned all about them by watching 12" cock porn.

gawd bless that crazy symbol guy. gawd bless us, one and all.

02.13.2008, 11:53 AM

I wonder if any of you would have enough space inside for my 12" arm. It makes you feel all warm inside, just like eating freshly baked bread.

█████████ · 02.13.2008, 12:03 PM

i've seen that stuff.
a girl putting her arm until the elbow into a guy's ass.

!@#$%! · 02.13.2008, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

you know, Rob, yr returned presence here is bound to reopen the deep (and now salted) wounds that I apparently possess.

I wouldn't even know that these wounds existed if crazy symbol guy hadn't learned all about them by watching 12" cock porn.

gawd bless that crazy symbol guy. gawd bless us, one and all.

crazy simbol guy sez:

let your stitches heal! don't get a nasty infection! jeebus bless!

█████████ · 02.13.2008, 12:07 PM

wait, i rechecked and it's not just until the elbow.

Inhuman · 02.13.2008, 12:18 PM

Can you please link any "explicit" images instead of posting them directly? I find that these forums are plagued with them now, and find it difficult to browse at school

02.12.2008, 05:43 PM	#41
_slavo_ invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ðîññèÿ Posts: 10,912	It's funny. 'hrob' actually means 'grave' in my language. __________________ you're the boy that can enjoy invisibility
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02.12.2008, 07:20 PM	#42
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I have consulted a psychic detective, and here are some arbitrary conspiracies for you to chew on: Rob was busted having a meaningful relationship with several pay-to-view porn sites. Alone, the website BigAssPantieMelons.org accounted for over $5,984.35 worth of download fees. BigAssPantieMelons.org ranked number 6 among Rob's "most viewed" sites. After staying up for an entire week smoking hydroponic parsley, Rob's hallucinations finally caught up to him. He absolved himself of atheism, found Allah and Sharia law, then promptly moved to the UK. Rob was also known on this board as Diesel. Diesel was recently arrested after attempting to mule a kilo of Turkish dope using nothing more than a tube of KY, a slightly used boombox and sheer force-of-will. Failing to sucessfully develop another battle-rhyme, Rob Instigator was forced to concede to floatingslowly. DELETION_MODE: SEPPUKU.
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02.12.2008, 07:29 PM	#44
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I read what you wrote and then looked at it a few more minutes. what's the question?
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02.12.2008, 10:04 PM	#47
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	ha ha? what WOUNDS? you've been into the peyote again, haven't you?
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02.12.2008, 11:14 PM	#49
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	so what yr trying to say is, you like beards? PS: where the fuck is Val-holla-ing?
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02.12.2008, 11:17 PM	#51
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	is that man dancing the hokie-pokie?
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02.13.2008, 11:30 AM	#52
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,991	I AM HERE I missed you all. I was on a Looooong trip, road trip, driving out to el paso. SONIC LIFE! I missed so much. I did not read a newspaper for a week. It fucked me up. I did not know Shaq got traded! what the hey???? __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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02.13.2008, 11:36 AM	#53
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	this does not explain yr apparent myspace deletion, you fucking emo.
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02.13.2008, 11:37 AM	#54
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	Hi Rob. SONIC LIFE! SONIC LIFE! SONIC LIFE!
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02.13.2008, 11:48 AM	#55
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	you know, Rob, yr returned presence here is bound to reopen the deep (and now salted) wounds that I apparently possess. I wouldn't even know that these wounds existed if crazy symbol guy hadn't learned all about them by watching 12" cock porn. gawd bless that crazy symbol guy. gawd bless us, one and all.
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02.13.2008, 11:53 AM	#56
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	I wonder if any of you would have enough space inside for my 12" arm. It makes you feel all warm inside, just like eating freshly baked bread.
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02.13.2008, 12:03 PM	#57
█████████ expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,736	i've seen that stuff. a girl putting her arm until the elbow into a guy's ass.
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02.13.2008, 12:07 PM	#59
█████████ expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,736	wait, i rechecked and it's not just until the elbow.
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02.13.2008, 12:18 PM	#60
Inhuman invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Montreal Posts: 5,807	Can you please link any "explicit" images instead of posting them directly? I find that these forums are plagued with them now, and find it difficult to browse at school __________________ Inhuman no longer dwells on here. http://about.me/robinbastien
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