Today I Am Officially Off Of Probation! - Page 3

avantgarde1 · 03.03.2008, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

soco is utter shit for fucks sakes people

you shouldnt be parading the shame of drinking it in public just like that

awe c'mon lil buddy.

HaydenAsche · 03.03.2008, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by avantgarde1

nah it burns my throat if it's room temperature. i don't usually drink othe rwhiskey cuz i don't drink soda... although soemtimes i have some jamesons w/ cream soda.

It burns your throat? You don't deserve to drink alcohol, pussy.

!@#$%! · 03.03.2008, 09:48 PM

some secrets are worth hiding unless jerry springer is paying you to confess them on national tv

HaydenAsche · 03.03.2008, 09:50 PM

I'm halfway through a bottle of merlot. I feel like a wino.

!@#$%! · 03.03.2008, 09:53 PM

im merely caffeinated. no nothing.

HaydenAsche · 03.03.2008, 09:54 PM

Bummer. I'm on UAs now so I gots to get off the drugs.

avantgarde1 · 03.03.2008, 10:00 PM

i hate red wine tastes like ass..... but i'll still drijnk it lol

HaydenAsche · 03.03.2008, 10:02 PM

I have a bottle of merlot, a bottle of shiraz, and a bottle of white zinfandel. I got them as some sampler from one of my parents friend who makes her own wine. They're all really shitty. I dig merlot sometimes. My girlfriends and I used to have lingerie parties where we'd get drunk and sit around in our lingerie(me in my underwear) and watch SITC.

!@#$%! · 03.03.2008, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by HaydenAsche

Bummer.

no bummers. i'm feeling good. i'm on a darjeeling high.

tea + sugar = the new cocaine

HaydenAsche · 03.03.2008, 10:06 PM

But less expensive and classy.

avantgarde1 · 03.03.2008, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by HaydenAsche

I have a bottle of merlot, a bottle of shiraz, and a bottle of white zinfandel. I got them as some sampler from one of my parents friend who makes her own wine. They're all really shitty. I dig merlot sometimes. My girlfriends and I used to have lingerie parties where we'd get drunk and sit around in our lingerie(me in my underwear) and watch SITC.

pics or it didn't happen.

i've been waiting to say that for the longest time. everyone always beats me to it.

HaydenAsche · 03.03.2008, 10:09 PM

Ha. I used to have polaroids somewhere of me and my friend passed out next to a bottle of wine half-naked. I'll try to find it.

avantgarde1 · 03.03.2008, 10:09 PM

awesome

m1rr0r dash · 03.03.2008, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

tea + sugar = the new cocaine

perhaps you didn't get the memo.

http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/sho...1&postcount=63

!@#$%! · 03.03.2008, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by HaydenAsche

But less expensive and classy.

cocaine is not classy, toktok. i come from the land of cocaine. trust me. it is NOT classy. it's just expensive. calling it classy is a redneck point of view. money does not equal class. look at george fucking bush. he's got no class whatsoever. he's a fucking disgrace.

avantgarde1 · 03.03.2008, 10:24 PM

i wasn't aware mars was the land of cocaine. but fo real do.... i can't stand coke or people on coke for that matter. i've done it about 4 times my whole life and it's always been the worst high ever. i only had fun on it once... when i first moved back to my home town after 7 years i did some w/ my little brother and i actually had fun the whole night. but i'm still against it, makes me feel horrible and i hate to see people on it. ruined many a friend of mines life.

avantgarde1 · 03.03.2008, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by HaydenAsche

Ha. I used to have polaroids somewhere of me and my friend passed out next to a bottle of wine half-naked. I'll try to find it.

still waiting

!@#$%! · 03.03.2008, 10:37 PM

i grew up around cokeheads.

there was the guy who had to snort to stay normal, he didn't get high anymore, he just used it so he wouldn't get so depressed he'd kill himself

then the guy who flew to spain with a bag on him so he could pay for his habit & got caught at the airport & they threw him in jail

the guy who at the very metion of cocaine would feel compelled to shit -- like the pavlov's dog of defecation

the many girls teenage who would fuck dirty old geezers so they could snort some

decapitating car accidents by people who were drunk and coked up. every weekend.

my friend who shall remain anonymous who got into dental school top of the class and after 2 years he was kicked out for bad grades & became some kind of shitty salesman.

people having heart attacks in their 20s and 30s

lots of stories i can't even begin to remember. from small shit like people bickering like bitches in the back of the car about who was going to snort the last scrape off the paper, to demented conversations that made no sense whatsoever, to seeing some bitch with a newborn baby breastfeed her child after a night of snorting coke, and then the baby starts crying nonstop.

all a bunch of losers at the end.

and while the initial effects may be pleasurable, who the fuck can keep from becoming a coke hound and wanting and thinking about nothing but coke, to the detriment of everything else, including sex, or your own fucking life or the lives of others?

fuck cocaine. a fucking loser drug. fuck it.

avantgarde1 · 03.03.2008, 10:53 PM

co-sign that good sir.

Rob Instigator · 03.04.2008, 01:29 PM

I got high as the sky yestereday and I did this in remembrance of you

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!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,521	some secrets are worth hiding unless jerry springer is paying you to confess them on national tv
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03.03.2008, 09:50 PM	#44
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	I'm halfway through a bottle of merlot. I feel like a wino. __________________ rip
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03.03.2008, 09:53 PM	#45
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,521	im merely caffeinated. no nothing.
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03.03.2008, 09:54 PM	#46
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	Bummer. I'm on UAs now so I gots to get off the drugs. __________________ rip
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03.03.2008, 10:00 PM	#47
avantgarde1 the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 968	i hate red wine tastes like ass..... but i'll still drijnk it lol __________________ aka ZEROpumpkins
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03.03.2008, 10:02 PM	#48
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	I have a bottle of merlot, a bottle of shiraz, and a bottle of white zinfandel. I got them as some sampler from one of my parents friend who makes her own wine. They're all really shitty. I dig merlot sometimes. My girlfriends and I used to have lingerie parties where we'd get drunk and sit around in our lingerie(me in my underwear) and watch SITC. __________________ rip
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HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	But less expensive and classy. __________________ rip
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03.03.2008, 10:09 PM	#52
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	Ha. I used to have polaroids somewhere of me and my friend passed out next to a bottle of wine half-naked. I'll try to find it. __________________ rip
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03.03.2008, 10:09 PM	#53
avantgarde1 the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 968	awesome __________________ aka ZEROpumpkins
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03.03.2008, 10:24 PM	#56
avantgarde1 the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 968	i wasn't aware mars was the land of cocaine. but fo real do.... i can't stand coke or people on coke for that matter. i've done it about 4 times my whole life and it's always been the worst high ever. i only had fun on it once... when i first moved back to my home town after 7 years i did some w/ my little brother and i actually had fun the whole night. but i'm still against it, makes me feel horrible and i hate to see people on it. ruined many a friend of mines life. __________________ aka ZEROpumpkins
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03.03.2008, 10:37 PM	#58
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,521	i grew up around cokeheads. there was the guy who had to snort to stay normal, he didn't get high anymore, he just used it so he wouldn't get so depressed he'd kill himself then the guy who flew to spain with a bag on him so he could pay for his habit & got caught at the airport & they threw him in jail the guy who at the very metion of cocaine would feel compelled to shit -- like the pavlov's dog of defecation the many girls teenage who would fuck dirty old geezers so they could snort some decapitating car accidents by people who were drunk and coked up. every weekend. my friend who shall remain anonymous who got into dental school top of the class and after 2 years he was kicked out for bad grades & became some kind of shitty salesman. people having heart attacks in their 20s and 30s lots of stories i can't even begin to remember. from small shit like people bickering like bitches in the back of the car about who was going to snort the last scrape off the paper, to demented conversations that made no sense whatsoever, to seeing some bitch with a newborn baby breastfeed her child after a night of snorting coke, and then the baby starts crying nonstop. all a bunch of losers at the end. and while the initial effects may be pleasurable, who the fuck can keep from becoming a coke hound and wanting and thinking about nothing but coke, to the detriment of everything else, including sex, or your own fucking life or the lives of others? fuck cocaine. a fucking loser drug. fuck it.
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03.03.2008, 10:53 PM	#59
avantgarde1 the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 968	co-sign that good sir. __________________ aka ZEROpumpkins
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03.04.2008, 01:29 PM	#60
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