kurt cobains ashes stolen - Page 3

Lurker · 06.01.2008, 06:02 PM

I heard Kurt died whilst on the toilet from an undiagnosed congenital heart problem but Courtney thought that wasn't original.

EMMAh · 06.01.2008, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

EMMAh > Kurt Cobain

Why?

davenotdead · 06.01.2008, 09:10 PM

you're better looking and you didn't marry a cunt

EMMAh · 06.01.2008, 09:19 PM

I am not better looking than Kurt Cobain was haha.

I'm also not a lesbian and even if I was I don't believe in marriage.

Thanks though

DeadDiscoDildo · 06.02.2008, 03:19 AM

hmm

wrongly modest..
not a lesbian...
marriage=bad...

you wanna go out sometime?

Cantankerous · 06.02.2008, 04:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Lurker

England? Where abouts are you? I've got my sniper rifle, I'll pick you off before you get within a mile of my location!

today we have to drvie fucking four hours to manchester

i'm a sneaky motherfucker youll never catch me

06.02.2008, 04:08 AM

They'll probably turn up on ebay at one point.

Toilet & Bowels · 06.02.2008, 04:15 AM

it's obvious kurt cobain was murdered

HECKLER SPRAY · 06.02.2008, 04:23 AM

(try to) rest in peace, Kurt....

HECKLER SPRAY · 06.02.2008, 04:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

it's obvious kurt cobain was murdered

Yeah, by his wife, 'cause she has discovered he was gay :

No ?

Pookie · 06.02.2008, 04:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

today we have to drvie fucking four hours to manchester

i'm a sneaky motherfucker youll never catch me

Are you really in England this time, you cheeky monkey?

Cantankerous · 06.02.2008, 04:33 AM

SEXAY

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Originally Posted by Pookie

Are you really in England this time, you cheeky monkey?

yes
guess how much it cost me to get here

yeah i can see where this thread is goijng. "CL IS A LYING BITCH KURDT WAS MURDERED!!!1111 NO FINGERPRINTS GUNWIPED CLEAN ETC ETC"

if he really was murdered we would have found out after 15 or however many years because courtney is just not smart enough to pull that off
that tom grant dude is a blowhard anyway

06.02.2008, 04:35 AM

Kurt Cobain killed himself after Courtney had Francis, everybody knows that. My memories of him is of someone who didn't like children and couldn't believe that his wife skipped the pill. Yes, in a way I KNOW that Francis killed him. Bitch.

Pookie · 06.02.2008, 04:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

guess how much it cost me to get here

£287?

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

yeah i can see where this thread is goijng. "CL IS A LYING BITCH KURDT WAS MURDERED!!!1111 NO FINGERPRINTS GUNWIPED CLEAN ETC ETC"

No, I predict this will turn into a "Saturnine isn't really in England" thread.

Cantankerous · 06.02.2008, 04:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Pookie

£287?

that's about right actually

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No, I predict this will turn into a "Saturnine isn't really in England" thread.

say what you will

i need breakfast now

by the way the weather is not so bad right now

Pookie · 06.02.2008, 04:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

that's about right actually

say what you will

i need breakfast now

by the way the weather is not so bad right now

Breakfast? At 2 in the afternoon?

Cantankerous · 06.02.2008, 04:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Pookie

Breakfast? At 2 in the afternoon?

what the fuck are you on about, it's 11 in the morning

Toilet & Bowels · 06.02.2008, 04:55 AM

it's ten to eleven actually, you've been rumbled

Pookie · 06.02.2008, 04:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

what the fuck are you on about, it's 11 in the morning

Ah, that proves you're in the north. They are about 3 hours behind up there.

Cantankerous · 06.02.2008, 04:57 AM

it's four to eleven

06.01.2008, 06:02 PM	#41
Lurker invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: No. 10 Posts: 3,289	I heard Kurt died whilst on the toilet from an undiagnosed congenital heart problem but Courtney thought that wasn't original.
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davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	you're better looking and you didn't marry a cunt __________________
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EMMAh invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5,433	I am not better looking than Kurt Cobain was haha. I'm also not a lesbian and even if I was I don't believe in marriage. Thanks though __________________
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DeadDiscoDildo invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,805	hmm wrongly modest.. not a lesbian... marriage=bad... you wanna go out sometime?
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06.02.2008, 04:08 AM	#47
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	They'll probably turn up on ebay at one point.
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Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,225	it's obvious kurt cobain was murdered
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06.02.2008, 04:35 AM	#53
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	Kurt Cobain killed himself after Courtney had Francis, everybody knows that. My memories of him is of someone who didn't like children and couldn't believe that his wife skipped the pill. Yes, in a way I KNOW that Francis killed him. Bitch.
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