annoying phrases/words pt 2 - Page 3

MellySingsDoom · 06.03.2008, 05:52 PM

^^^I lost 1 1/2 stone in 6 weeks, due to not eating....I'd rather be fat and content, so Kegmama, tell those bitch queens to go suck an Arnold Hot Dog. and dammit, you no fat at all, so respect due to ya, innit.

Cantankerous · 06.03.2008, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

I also don't like it when people ask "Have you lost weight?" or something of the like, which basically translates to "Damn, you don't look as fat today".

oh god, that is so irritating even if you're not the one being asked

Lurker · 06.03.2008, 06:00 PM

That's British imperial weights.

Cantankerous · 06.03.2008, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

I know, right?! It bugs me.

Or, when they say "Oh, you look pretty today", which again seems to mean-"You usually look like shit, but today you look ok".

exactly. its fine to tell someone they look pretty but not like that. and weight comments of any nature are always uncalled for if you ask me.

Lurker · 06.03.2008, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

And what does that 'British Imperial' weight translate to in 'American So Cal' weight? It's a bloody shame you guys don't speak as we do, innit?

Apparently 1 stone is 6.35 kilograms if that means anything to you. Also there's 14 pounds in a stone.

Toilet & Bowels · 06.03.2008, 06:56 PM

I've never heard this "end of play" nonsense.
i'm so glad i don't live in the provinces.

Everyneurotic · 06.03.2008, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

whats wrong with saying dick or johnson or wang or schlong?

"johnson?"

davenotdead · 06.03.2008, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

I know, right?! It bugs me.

Or, when they say "Oh, you look pretty today", which again seems to mean-"You usually look like shit, but today you look ok".

yes, sometimes it means this... but other times it means that "you always look pretty, but today you look very pretty"... or would it just be best to say what we really feel " you look fucking gorgeous today baby, i want to jump your bones right now"

Savage Clone · 06.03.2008, 08:53 PM

Remind me to not ever compliment Kegmama for any reason.

davenotdead · 06.03.2008, 09:06 PM

clone is right, what do you want bitches? cant even take a compliment for fuck's sake?

Death & the Maiden · 06.04.2008, 01:18 AM

When people say "of" instead of "have". eg "I wouldn't of done that."
Obvious internet ones: "your" instead of "you're", "there/their" instead of "they're".

✌➬ · 06.04.2008, 01:39 AM

"You looking for tonight?"

Johnny "Magic Fingers" · 06.04.2008, 01:46 AM

DISCLAIMER: Kegmama is very cool and I'm very grateful that she was nice enough to rep me for some smart-ass post I did ages ago. However...

Annoying Phrase:

"A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence"

Silence isn't the medium. Silence is part of the paint pallette. I'm not being John Cage's whore here. Lotsa composers use silence. I hear lotsa stuff in silence. I'm also hopelessly insane . . but that's a road we'll visit next time.

jon boy · 06.04.2008, 03:17 AM

genius! i hate it when people say that about mundane people or things.

jon boy · 06.04.2008, 03:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

???
I quite like cock.

your married, you should be careful.

06.04.2008, 05:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

every time i hear innit i want to kill.

I bet that everyone speaks with a London accent in NYC.

INNIT?

MellySingsDoom · 06.04.2008, 06:07 AM

By the time Cantankerous returns back from Manc-land, she'll be saying "Aye", "Job's a good 'un", "scran" and "fookin'". Innit.

06.04.2008, 06:14 AM

all this while she's ''having it large''.

SuperCreep · 06.04.2008, 06:16 AM

"Chillaxe."

I accidentally used it yesterday. I wanted to off myself off a bridge. :7(

Toilet & Bowels · 06.04.2008, 06:27 AM

i love telling people to chillax

View Poll Results: most annoying
its not you its me	3	13.04%
awesome!!!	2	8.70%
by the end of play	1	4.35%
innit	5	21.74%
i think we should just be friends	5	21.74%
other	7	30.43%
Voters: 23. You may not vote on this poll

06.03.2008, 05:52 PM	#41
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	^^^I lost 1 1/2 stone in 6 weeks, due to not eating....I'd rather be fat and content, so Kegmama, tell those bitch queens to go suck an Arnold Hot Dog. and dammit, you no fat at all, so respect due to ya, innit. __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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06.03.2008, 06:00 PM	#43
Lurker invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: No. 10 Posts: 3,289	That's British imperial weights.
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06.03.2008, 06:56 PM	#46
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,282	I've never heard this "end of play" nonsense. i'm so glad i don't live in the provinces.
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06.03.2008, 08:53 PM	#49
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	Remind me to not ever compliment Kegmama for any reason.
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06.03.2008, 09:06 PM	#50
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	clone is right, what do you want bitches? cant even take a compliment for fuck's sake? __________________
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06.04.2008, 01:18 AM	#51
Death & the Maiden expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 2,036	When people say "of" instead of "have". eg "I wouldn't of done that." Obvious internet ones: "your" instead of "you're", "there/their" instead of "they're". __________________ www.myspace.com/ghostofanidealwife
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06.04.2008, 01:39 AM	#52
✌➬ invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: ιλ Posts: 5,754	"You looking for tonight?"
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06.04.2008, 01:46 AM	#53
Johnny "Magic Fingers" children of satan Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: A downward spiral Posts: 318	DISCLAIMER: Kegmama is very cool and I'm very grateful that she was nice enough to rep me for some smart-ass post I did ages ago. However... Annoying Phrase: "A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence" Silence isn't the medium. Silence is part of the paint pallette. I'm not being John Cage's whore here. Lotsa composers use silence. I hear lotsa stuff in silence. I'm also hopelessly insane . . but that's a road we'll visit next time.
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06.04.2008, 03:17 AM	#54
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	genius! i hate it when people say that about mundane people or things. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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06.04.2008, 06:07 AM	#57
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	By the time Cantankerous returns back from Manc-land, she'll be saying "Aye", "Job's a good 'un", "scran" and "fookin'". Innit. __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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06.04.2008, 06:14 AM	#58
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	all this while she's ''having it large''.
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06.04.2008, 06:16 AM	#59
SuperCreep expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: brooklyn Posts: 2,281	"Chillaxe." I accidentally used it yesterday. I wanted to off myself off a bridge. :7( __________________
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06.04.2008, 06:27 AM	#60
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,282	i love telling people to chillax
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