Know what's worse than two babies thrown in a trash can? - Page 3

SYRFox · 01.22.2009, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by ploesj

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadillac?

i don't have a cadillac in my garage.

ahahahahahhaah

vulva · 01.22.2009, 10:17 PM

What did the girl with AIDS, pneumonia, no limbs and leprosy get for christmas?

Cancer

SYRFox · 01.23.2009, 01:05 AM

you are insane

acousticrock87 · 01.23.2009, 01:23 AM

What's warm, crispy, and goes scratch scratch?
A baby in a microwave.

tw2113 · 01.23.2009, 01:56 AM

Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?

So she can moan with the other

vulva · 01.23.2009, 02:13 AM

How did Helen Kellar's parents punish her?
Re-arrange the furniture and leave the plunger in the toilet

Why did her dog run away?
You would too if your name was MMMMMFFFFFFFFFMMMMMMMM

How did the teachers punish her?
Made her read the stucco wall.

Why couldn't she drive?
Because she was a woman.

Youth_Against_Facism · 01.23.2009, 02:26 AM

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Originally Posted by vulva

Why couldn't she drive?
Because she was a woman.

HAAHAHHAHA!

cars_willkillyou · 01.23.2009, 03:23 AM

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Originally Posted by acousticrock87

What's warm, crispy, and goes scratch scratch?
A baby in a microwave.

what sound does a baby make in the microwave?

i dont know, i was too busy masturbating.

cars_willkillyou · 01.23.2009, 03:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Youth_Against_Facism

HAAHAHHAHA!

why couldnt stevie wonder read?

because hes black.

cars_willkillyou · 01.23.2009, 03:27 AM

why did the woman cross the road?
who cares, why the hell is she out of the kitchen?

whats the best part about sex with eighty-one year
olds?
theres eighty of them

If a black man, a mexican and a chinese man all jump
off a cliff at the same time who wins?
Society

what's the difference between a jew and a canoe?
a canoe will eventually tip

how do you get a baby in a tupperwear container?
use the blender.

how do you get it out again?
tostitos.

An irish guy walks out of a bar.

anything else?

Youth_Against_Facism · 01.23.2009, 03:51 AM

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Originally Posted by cars_willkillyou

why couldnt stevie wonder read?

because hes black.

How'd you know that would get me. lol.

cars_willkillyou · 01.23.2009, 03:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Youth_Against_Facism

How'd you know that would get me. lol.

lucky guess

Youth_Against_Facism · 01.23.2009, 03:56 AM

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Originally Posted by cars_willkillyou

why did the woman cross the road?
who cares, why the hell is she out of the kitchen?

whats the best part about sex with eighty-one year
olds?
theres eighty of them

If a black man, a mexican and a chinese man all jump
off a cliff at the same time who wins?
Society

what's the difference between a jew and a canoe?
a canoe will eventually tip

how do you get a baby in a tupperwear container?
use the blender.

how do you get it out again?
tostitos.

An irish guy walks out of a bar.

anything else?

Hahahaha. Awesome mate.

Youth_Against_Facism · 01.23.2009, 04:02 AM

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Originally Posted by cars_willkillyou

lucky guess

Great guess.

cars_willkillyou · 01.23.2009, 04:04 AM

at least im good at something.

Youth_Against_Facism · 01.23.2009, 04:42 AM

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Originally Posted by cars_willkillyou

at least im good at something.

According to Sarah Palin's daughter your good at a lot of things!

cars_willkillyou · 01.23.2009, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Youth_Against_Facism

According to Sarah Palin's daughter your good at a lot of things!

true, but we all know women's opinions dont really count.

ploesj · 01.23.2009, 03:19 PM

today a psychopath entered a daycare, killed two babies (eight and nine months old) and one woman who worked there. he injured eleven other children, up to three years old, and all the other adults who were present.

i'm not making any baby jokes today.

cars_willkillyou · 01.23.2009, 03:50 PM

thats too bad. Im sure theres a great joke in that story, just waiting to be told.

the entire world is fucked up. we can either mourn and go into a spiraling depression about it, or recognize the fact that shit is irreversibly fucked up, and laugh about it until doomsday.

ploesj · 01.23.2009, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by cars_willkillyou

thats too bad. Im sure theres a great joke in that story, just waiting to be told.

the entire world is fucked up. we can either mourn and go into a spiraling depression about it, or recognize the fact that shit is irreversibly fucked up, and laugh about it until doomsday.

well i think it's just kind of rude to make jokes about something like this, definitely on the day it happened. plus, belgium is a really small country, when something happens it's usually not more than an hour away. a few years ago a kid in my city went mad, bought a gun and decided to go kill foreigners: he seriously injured a turkish woman and killed a black girl and the two-year old she was babysiting on.

it really saddens me that such things seem to happen more and more often.

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vulva the end of the ugly Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,041	How did Helen Kellar's parents punish her? Re-arrange the furniture and leave the plunger in the toilet Why did her dog run away? You would too if your name was MMMMMFFFFFFFFFMMMMMMMM How did the teachers punish her? Made her read the stucco wall. Why couldn't she drive? Because she was a woman.
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cars_willkillyou stalker Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Florida Posts: 520	why did the woman cross the road? who cares, why the hell is she out of the kitchen? whats the best part about sex with eighty-one year olds? theres eighty of them If a black man, a mexican and a chinese man all jump off a cliff at the same time who wins? Society what's the difference between a jew and a canoe? a canoe will eventually tip how do you get a baby in a tupperwear container? use the blender. how do you get it out again? tostitos. An irish guy walks out of a bar. anything else? __________________
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ploesj invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: antwerp. Posts: 2,901	today a psychopath entered a daycare, killed two babies (eight and nine months old) and one woman who worked there. he injured eleven other children, up to three years old, and all the other adults who were present. i'm not making any baby jokes today. __________________ blog flickr
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01.23.2009, 03:50 PM	#59
cars_willkillyou stalker Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Florida Posts: 520	thats too bad. Im sure theres a great joke in that story, just waiting to be told. the entire world is fucked up. we can either mourn and go into a spiraling depression about it, or recognize the fact that shit is irreversibly fucked up, and laugh about it until doomsday. __________________
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