[porkmarras]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

hey, don't make fun of chest hair. i have some. not carpet-thick, mind you, but i'd rather be dead than shave it
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who's that clown anyway? sorry, your future husband...
looks vaguely familiar.

Hey smiley abuser,i didnt know that you had a hairy chest.

[!@#$%!]

i like to abuse smilies to help the slow-minded members of this forum (not those i write to, but the spectators) understand that i write mostly tongue-in-cheek.

besides, i am not english, so i have a very expressive face.



^ see?

[FruitLoop]

 

[porkmarras]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

i like to abuse smilies to help the slow-minded members of this forum (not those i write to, but the spectators) understand that i write mostly tongue-in-cheek.

besides, i am not english, so i have a very expressive face.



^ see?

And the hairy chest?

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by porkmarras

And the hairy chest?

you'll have to pay good money for those pictures

[FruitLoop]

 

[porkmarras]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

you'll have to pay good money for those pictures

Or with ?

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by porkmarras

Or with ?

with those buck teeth i won't let you come to 100 feet of me.

anyway here is something for you enjoyment

Andy's Chest

If I could be anything in the world that flew
I would be a bat and come swooping after you
And if the last time you were here things were a bit askew

Well you know what happens after dark
When rattlesnakes lose their skins and their hearts
And all the missionaries lose their bark
Oh, all the trees are calling after you
And all the venom snipers after you
Are all the mountains bolder after you?

If I could be anyone of the things in this world that bite
Instead of an ancient ocelot on a leash, I'd rather be a kite
And be tied to the end of your string
And flying in the air, babe, at night
Cause ou know what they say about honey bears
When you shave off all their baby hair
You have a hairy minded pink bare bear

And all the balls are rolling out for you
And stones are all erupting out for you
And all the cheap bloodsuckers are flying after you

Yesterday, Daisy Mae and Biff were grooving on the street
And just like in a movie, her hands became her feet
Her belly button was her mouth
Wich meant she tasted what she'd speak

But the funny thing is what happened to her nose
It grew until it reached all of her toes
Now when people say her feet smell they mean her nose

And curtains laced with diamonds dear for you
And all the Roman Noblemen for you
And kingdom's Christian Soldiers dear for you
And melting ice cap mountain tops for you
And knights in flamming silver robes for you
And bats that with a kiss turn prince for you
Swoop, Swoop
oh baby,
Rock Rock
Swoop, Swoop, Rock, Rock

[porkmarras]

Originally Posted by FruitLoop

 

Aw why did i forget it?I was watching the video to 'Paranomia' just the other day.

[porkmarras]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

with those buck teeth i won't let you come to 100 feet of me.

anyway here is something for you enjoyment

Andy's Chest

If I could be anything in the world that flew
I would be a bat and come swooping after you
And if the last time you were here things were a bit askew

Well you know what happens after dark
When rattlesnakes lose their skins and their hearts
And all the missionaries lose their bark
Oh, all the trees are calling after you
And all the venom snipers after you
Are all the mountains bolder after you?

If I could be anyone of the things in this world that bite
Instead of an ancient ocelot on a leash, I'd rather be a kite
And be tied to the end of your string
And flying in the air, babe, at night
Cause ou know what they say about honey bears
When you shave off all their baby hair
You have a hairy minded pink bare bear

And all the balls are rolling out for you
And stones are all erupting out for you
And all the cheap bloodsuckers are flying after you

Yesterday, Daisy Mae and Biff were grooving on the street
And just like in a movie, her hands became her feet
Her belly button was her mouth
Wich meant she tasted what she'd speak

But the funny thing is what happened to her nose
It grew until it reached all of her toes
Now when people say her feet smell they mean her nose

And curtains laced with diamonds dear for you
And all the Roman Noblemen for you
And kingdom's Christian Soldiers dear for you
And melting ice cap mountain tops for you
And knights in flamming silver robes for you
And bats that with a kiss turn prince for you
Swoop, Swoop
oh baby,
Rock Rock
Swoop, Swoop, Rock, Rock

Ta!

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by porkmarras

Ta!

[Rob Instigator]

My favorite television character ever
SONIC LIFE!

 

[Danny Himself]

 

Lenny.

[LifeDistortion]

 

MacGyver, because he could make anything, he just needs some chewed chewing gum, laces from sneakers, a broken watch and a screw driver. What's that makes? Beats me, I'm not MacGyver.

[luxinterior]

I am in no way making fun of chest hair. Especially when it belongs to Bruce McCulloch.

If I ever have children, which I won't, I'm going to name one of them Bruce, even it's a girl. It's a really good name if you've noticed, preceding such last names as Springsteen and Campbell.

[!@#$%!]

oh duh! he's from kids in the hall! duh and more duh!

yes i am slow today.

another mcculloch you may have heard of:

 

[luxinterior]

Hahaha yes, he has even come up in some of my past searches for pictures of Bruce McCulloch. At first I got angry, but then I started not to mind so much, because some pictures were pretty cool.

 

[!@#$%!]

you should listen to killing moon. according to some, best song of the 80's-- not really-- but very good pop

[luxinterior]

I'm pretty sure "Dancing on the Ceiling" is the best song of the 80s.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by luxinterior

I'm pretty sure "Dancing on the Ceiling" is the best song of the 80s.

ha, i have no idea what song that might be, but i believe you

(damn you porkmarras, you have made me self-conscious about my smilie abuse. very well then. i'll desensitize myself & continue abusing: )