the most fucked-up, violent, awful things you've done - Page 3

Conrad · 07.23.2009, 10:05 PM

Something I'd rather not mention.

I've made two people drink piss without them knowing, rubbed someone's toothbrush on dog balls, got pepper in a girls eyes.

Some very not nice things that I have learned my lesson from.

jon boy · 07.23.2009, 10:19 PM

i shot my next door neighbour in the face when i was a kid. does that count?

Conrad · 07.23.2009, 10:30 PM

With a bb gun?

automatic bzooty · 07.23.2009, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Conrad

I've made two people drink piss without them knowing

this reminds me of the runaways and their piss popsicle.

Satan · 07.23.2009, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by automatic bzooty

this reminds me of the runaways and their piss popsicle.

tell the story pleaseeeee
the ramones tricked johnny rotten into drinking piss
my dad tricked someone into drinking his piss

Conrad · 07.23.2009, 10:41 PM

I've never heard about that.

A piss popsicle would be pretty dank though.

Reminds me of when I was a kid. In the winter my dad would put my dog out to make poopsicles.

Conrad · 07.23.2009, 10:42 PM

I watched a guy drink piss that was in a 40oz. of beer. It was hilarious stuff someone's revenge for something.

atsonicpark · 07.24.2009, 12:32 AM

Yeah, I saw a really stupid girl drink piss that she thought was beer.

She later claimed to have liked it.

jon boy · 07.24.2009, 01:43 AM

saw a guy throw up with a crash helmet once.

automatic bzooty · 07.24.2009, 01:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Satan

tell the story pleaseeeee
the ramones tricked johnny rotten into drinking piss
my dad tricked someone into drinking his piss

i heard joan froze some pee and gave it to some douchebag from a band they opened for. i dunno?

atsonicpark · 07.24.2009, 02:15 AM

I feel compeled to ponder upon what I have just witnessed, however, it would appear my mental falcuties cannot handle the strain of such process and have collapsed upon themselSCISSORS!!! GOD OF PUTREFCRITICNATION! LIVING IDIONCRACY!!! SOMEONE GET ME SOM GATOBLEEEEEJDJDDSFLVMFDLJBFSDH BSGFBJSFGBLMSBMSDFGOOOLDSAUCEW ITHBADGERSINFRONTOFMUSHRRRRRRM BSLFMBSGFINALDESTIBRYUTALENTIN ITOVAADUYHEKFJFKMBBLAAGH!!!!

ploesj · 07.24.2009, 02:17 AM

i once almost strangled my little brother. i was eight, he was six and he knew EXACTLY how to get me furious.

we get along really well now, in fact, we're leaving for london together today.

DeadDiscoDildo · 07.24.2009, 03:14 AM

One time in 7th grade we were doing this group project and this one kid and I had to work with eachother but hated eachother. I'd always tease him, but I guess back then I let bullies turn me into a bully. Happens sometimes.

Anyways, I dont remember how it started, but he stabbed me in the knee with a pencil and then did it again. (I still have the led in my legs haha, you can see the dots). I tried to let it slide, dared him to do it again and see what happens.

He did it again.

I just got up and walked away, so he thought, but I actually went up to sharpen MY pencil and as I walked back to my seat walked behind him and politely shanked him in the back and broke the pencil off.

I was in the principals office for hours while he was in the nurses office and then they finally brought me in and it turns out he didnt even tell them about him stabbing me three times. That changed things from me getting expelled to us both just getting a few saturday schools.

Don't really feel awful about it, bitch had it coming.

I'm not a violent person though.

Derek · 07.24.2009, 04:57 AM

When I was 11 there was this kid I really hated, and everyone else hated him too. He was nasty and a really bad liar (and he's even worse 5 or so years on). I had the bright idea of getting back at him for all the things he's done and so I made a website dedicated to hating him and called it the "YADAYADA HATE CLUB" and I had everyone in my class ask to join this 'hate club'. I thought I was pretty cool until the school was notified about it and so was my parents. I was never grounded, just got banned from the internet and television for a few months. My parents apparently thought that all the movies and music I was into at that time was making me do it... yeah cause obviously that made me want to get back at some twerp... The school never did anything except threaten me with expulsion but the head of school was casual friends with my parents and so it didn't happen. I still regret doing something so silly to another human being though, even if it was about a lying nasty asshole.

Uhmm... I can't think of anything else... other than taking pictures of dead animals (swans, goats) and feeling upset after at my stupidity.

greedrex · 07.24.2009, 07:36 AM

i stole my sister's boyfriend, it was all whirlwind, heat and flash, within a week we killed my parents and hit the road.

atsonicpark · 07.24.2009, 07:38 AM

whirlwind heat!

ALIEN ANAL · 07.24.2009, 07:41 AM

one night when i was walking home i found a kitten and i was drunk and so i took the kitten home and put it in the fridge for ever

greedrex · 07.24.2009, 07:43 AM

you fucking bastard you. how despicable.

phoenix · 07.24.2009, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

one night when i was walking home i found a kitten and i was drunk and so i took the kitten home and put it in the fridge for ever

what the fuck?

phoenix · 07.24.2009, 07:47 AM

I've never done anything violent that they haven't asked for.

07.23.2009, 10:05 PM	#41
Conrad stalker Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Somewhere Posts: 403	Something I'd rather not mention. I've made two people drink piss without them knowing, rubbed someone's toothbrush on dog balls, got pepper in a girls eyes. Some very not nice things that I have learned my lesson from. __________________ Violence, gore, and mutilation Dismemberment, decapitation
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07.23.2009, 10:41 PM	#46
Conrad stalker Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Somewhere Posts: 403	I've never heard about that. A piss popsicle would be pretty dank though. Reminds me of when I was a kid. In the winter my dad would put my dog out to make poopsicles. __________________ Violence, gore, and mutilation Dismemberment, decapitation
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Conrad stalker Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Somewhere Posts: 403	I watched a guy drink piss that was in a 40oz. of beer. It was hilarious stuff someone's revenge for something. __________________ Violence, gore, and mutilation Dismemberment, decapitation
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jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	saw a guy throw up with a crash helmet once. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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07.24.2009, 02:15 AM	#51
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	I feel compeled to ponder upon what I have just witnessed, however, it would appear my mental falcuties cannot handle the strain of such process and have collapsed upon themselSCISSORS!!! GOD OF PUTREFCRITICNATION! LIVING IDIONCRACY!!! SOMEONE GET ME SOM GATOBLEEEEEJDJDDSFLVMFDLJBFSDH BSGFBJSFGBLMSBMSDFGOOOLDSAUCEW ITHBADGERSINFRONTOFMUSHRRRRRRM BSLFMBSGFINALDESTIBRYUTALENTIN ITOVAADUYHEKFJFKMBBLAAGH!!!! __________________
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07.24.2009, 02:17 AM	#52
ploesj invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: antwerp. Posts: 2,901	i once almost strangled my little brother. i was eight, he was six and he knew EXACTLY how to get me furious. we get along really well now, in fact, we're leaving for london together today. __________________ blog flickr
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07.24.2009, 03:14 AM	#53
DeadDiscoDildo invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,805	One time in 7th grade we were doing this group project and this one kid and I had to work with eachother but hated eachother. I'd always tease him, but I guess back then I let bullies turn me into a bully. Happens sometimes. Anyways, I dont remember how it started, but he stabbed me in the knee with a pencil and then did it again. (I still have the led in my legs haha, you can see the dots). I tried to let it slide, dared him to do it again and see what happens. He did it again. I just got up and walked away, so he thought, but I actually went up to sharpen MY pencil and as I walked back to my seat walked behind him and politely shanked him in the back and broke the pencil off. I was in the principals office for hours while he was in the nurses office and then they finally brought me in and it turns out he didnt even tell them about him stabbing me three times. That changed things from me getting expelled to us both just getting a few saturday schools. Don't really feel awful about it, bitch had it coming. I'm not a violent person though.
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07.24.2009, 04:57 AM	#54
Derek invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 8,095	When I was 11 there was this kid I really hated, and everyone else hated him too. He was nasty and a really bad liar (and he's even worse 5 or so years on). I had the bright idea of getting back at him for all the things he's done and so I made a website dedicated to hating him and called it the "YADAYADA HATE CLUB" and I had everyone in my class ask to join this 'hate club'. I thought I was pretty cool until the school was notified about it and so was my parents. I was never grounded, just got banned from the internet and television for a few months. My parents apparently thought that all the movies and music I was into at that time was making me do it... yeah cause obviously that made me want to get back at some twerp... The school never did anything except threaten me with expulsion but the head of school was casual friends with my parents and so it didn't happen. I still regret doing something so silly to another human being though, even if it was about a lying nasty asshole. Uhmm... I can't think of anything else... other than taking pictures of dead animals (swans, goats) and feeling upset after at my stupidity.
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greedrex invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: in yr fotobukit Posts: 6,588	i stole my sister's boyfriend, it was all whirlwind, heat and flash, within a week we killed my parents and hit the road. __________________ Greed Recordings bandcamp ~The Rex~, stalkin' yr shit since 2008.
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ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	one night when i was walking home i found a kitten and i was drunk and so i took the kitten home and put it in the fridge for ever __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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07.24.2009, 07:43 AM	#58
greedrex invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: in yr fotobukit Posts: 6,588	you fucking bastard you. how despicable. __________________ Greed Recordings bandcamp ~The Rex~, stalkin' yr shit since 2008.
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phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	I've never done anything violent that they haven't asked for. __________________ tiny and lost.
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