[terriblecanyons]

^^ and that is why I could never be with a chick.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by terriblecanyons

^^ and that is why I could never be with a chick.

which one of all the possible reasons?

[terriblecanyons]

"ive had girlfriends with low self esteem who had the need to make out with strangers while they were drunk, but i never took it personally. did i despise them? no doubt! did i take it as a "shame on me" personal criticism of me? fuck no! the drunken slut! but anyway, ha ha ha, wtf."

That part. Insecurity isn't hot. At least guys can hide that shit, chicks go out and seek attention from anyone willing to give it.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by terriblecanyons

"ive had girlfriends with low self esteem who had the need to make out with strangers while they were drunk, but i never took it personally. did i despise them? no doubt! did i take it as a "shame on me" personal criticism of me? fuck no! the drunken slut! but anyway, ha ha ha, wtf."

That part. Insecurity isn't hot. At least guys can hide that shit, chicks go out and seek attention from anyone willing to give it.

it's true that most women at least in "our culture" (whatever that is) are insecure in various degrees, but not all of them are walking disasters and some are indeed quite awesome.

but yeah your gender can be quite a pain in many cases. i've had ex-friends flee on a rage just because i refuted their arguments. as if! it's not personal, you batishit fool, it's just that your argument just doesn't fucking hold water. you know? but anyway. now that i think of it, ha ha ha, girls are pretty high maintenance... but still--- they smell yummy!

[terriblecanyons]

I honestly don't know how men do it. Do they do it for the nookie (come on, the nookie, come on the nookie, so you can get that cookie, etc)

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by terriblecanyons

I honestly don't know how men do it. Do they do it for the nookie (come on, the nookie, come on the nookie, so you can get that cookie, etc)

i cant speak for other men and some yeah are 100% dogs but to me no, i don't hate women, i really like them, among other things:

1) they smell yummy

2) most women are more verbal than most men-- which can make for good conversation when it's not all "me me me me me me me me me me me me me me".

3) good hugs

4) women may be as competitive as men and even more but generally they don't compete directly WITH men (e.g. "my cock is bigger than yours".) men on the other hand can get pretty competitive among themselves which makes for tiresome and stereotypical interactions:
"i have a big cock"
"mine's bigger"
"mine's bigger"
"im a train conductor"
etc.
i've seen women do the equivalent of that among themselves (meow), but luckily they don't do it to US.

5) many other reasons. did i say they smell yummy?

6) better faces, figures, hair, and dress than men-- nice to look at.

7) yeah, the nookie, sure, but if it's the propertyh of batshit crazy girl, better run for your life.

4)

[Satan]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

i don't know. you seem to be hinting at something you're not spelling out.

that's the conversational equivalent of cockteasing. petite allumeuse!

the fact that i've slept with >15 people this year?
groupieing? (you got it out of me, this is the sluttiest thing i've ever done)
what do you want to know? i'm not trying to hint at anything but i must admit i'm real good at cockteasing.



women are so fucking sexy. everything !@#$%! said and more.

[static-harmony]

Women are sexy as fuck. Guys can't do it, sorry fem boys.

[candymoan]

Originally Posted by Anngella

This thread makes me feel like such a prude.

ditto.

[artsygrrl]

Intresting thread, but I need some clarification as to what is considered "whoreish" as opposed to what is cosidered a "fetish". It's a matter of what is ok for you and your partner(s).
So in my opinion the only really whorish thing on the poll would be to cheat.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Satan

the fact that i've slept with >15 people this year?

oh, the lucky dogs! watch out for those pesky stds though. i'm not preaching-- i've had my share, including crabs. it's hilarious now, but it was once creepy as fuck (i was --literally-- in the jungle).

Originally Posted by Satan

groupieing? (you got it out of me, this is the sluttiest thing i've ever done)

ha ha, i didn't "get this out of you"-- you saw a good excuse & you took it! go ahead & show off, you know you love it, and i have nothing to do with it (or do i?)

anyway, whatever you do, AVOID PINK FLOYD.

this is how it ends for their groupies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUil0...eature=related

Originally Posted by Satan

women are so fucking sexy. everything !@#$%! said and more.

yes, yes a la molly bloom yes yes yes.

[Satan]

lol i can't even get the crabs. i'm std-free though. 100%. made damn sure.
i love it? more like you love it, perv (haha im just fucking with ya)

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Satan

lol i can't even get the crabs. i'm std-free though. 100%. made damn sure.
i love it? more like you love it, perv (haha im just fucking with ya)

ha ha ha.

weeeell i dont know about 100%.

anyway, fucking? no-- if it's over the internet IT DOESN'T COUNT.

[Satan]

the only disease i got is a baaaad case of the crazy

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Satan

the only disease i got is a baaaad case of the crazy

that-- we've known all along

[floatingslowly]

I'm having a hard time seeing the whorest for the disease.

[static-harmony]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I'm having a hard time seeing the whorest for the disease.

You need a magnifying glass.

[artsygrrl]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I'm having a hard time seeing the whorest for the disease.

haha! Clevvvvver.

[dirty bunny]

Don't compliment him, it'll just encourage him.

[gmku]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I'm having a hard time seeing the whorest for the disease.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha! I want to rep you 10 times for that.