how many orgasms do you have a day, usually? - Page 3

Rob Instigator · 09.16.2009, 05:06 PM

c section is for wusses.

shoot that shit out your lovehole.

Satan · 09.16.2009, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

c section is for wusses.

shoot that shit out your lovehole.

I DON'T NEED A LOOSE PUSSY

atsonicpark · 09.16.2009, 05:08 PM

I just came.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 09.16.2009, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan

that's never going to happen to me, i've made damn sure of that

anyway even if i did have a kid i'd have a fucking c-section, i don't need a loose vag thanks

a) it doesn't give you a "loose vag" if yr smart there are exercises you can do that will actually give you a 'tighter vag' young lady, don't be so naive.

b) you would rather have somebody cut deep across your abs and intestines and pull a baby out rather then it come out from where it was supposed to naturally in the first place?

thats as absurd as

Satan · 09.16.2009, 05:14 PM

yeah i know about kegels and bullshit but it never ever quite goes back to how it was before. i like my pussy the way it is.

i'd much rather get cut open.

atsonicpark · 09.16.2009, 05:20 PM

I just hypercame.

Inhuman · 09.16.2009, 05:21 PM

Oh snap, I had this exact conversation with my girlfriend yesterday. She asked me if I think she'll need a C Section and I said "Sure as hell hope so! I don't want you to be loose!". She didn't smile...not one bit.

ploesj · 09.16.2009, 05:22 PM

is your girlfriend pregnant?

atsonicpark · 09.16.2009, 05:22 PM

Haha.

Well, that's when you move on to their pooper.

(kidding!)

Kloriel · 09.16.2009, 05:22 PM

atsonicpark · 09.16.2009, 05:23 PM

Anyone else think an asshole feels exactly like a leather Cheerio?

Kloriel · 09.16.2009, 05:25 PM

no i think an asshole feels like brett favre's backne
he's OLD

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 09.16.2009, 05:26 PM

.9 orgasms a day I'd say

atsonicpark · 09.16.2009, 05:28 PM

I like when chicks squirt...

Kloriel · 09.16.2009, 05:29 PM

knees are in jury call to somoans

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 09.16.2009, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satan

yeah i know about kegels and bullshit but it never ever quite goes back to how it was before. i like my pussy the way it is.

i'd much rather get cut open.

You sound like a man.

Kloriel · 09.16.2009, 05:30 PM

she's fred smoot

atsonicpark · 09.16.2009, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

You sound like a man.

Maybe this explains why I find Satan so e-attractive.

I like girls who are in touch with their masculine side. (ohhh, and I really like girls who cut their hair to look like 10 year old boys.. that's not Satan though)

It's probably because we're all bisexual, if we're all being honest. But I think I'm gayer than most.

Kloriel · 09.16.2009, 05:33 PM

i think you're a freshwater sediment

atsonicpark · 09.16.2009, 05:33 PM

What More Can I Say?
Everyone Is Gay

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Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	yeah i know about kegels and bullshit but it never ever quite goes back to how it was before. i like my pussy the way it is. i'd much rather get cut open. __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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Inhuman invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Montreal Posts: 5,807	Oh snap, I had this exact conversation with my girlfriend yesterday. She asked me if I think she'll need a C Section and I said "Sure as hell hope so! I don't want you to be loose!". She didn't smile...not one bit.
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09.16.2009, 05:25 PM	#52
Kloriel expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,554	no i think an asshole feels like brett favre's backne he's OLD
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09.16.2009, 05:26 PM	#53
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Kloriel expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,554	knees are in jury call to somoans
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09.16.2009, 05:30 PM	#57
Kloriel expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,554	she's fred smoot
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09.16.2009, 05:33 PM	#59
Kloriel expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,554	i think you're a freshwater sediment
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