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Yes. Except I'd get a lot more action. Y'know, you have to pretend to be interested in shoes and handbags and all that shite with women. With a fella it's just "Hey! I've got one of those too. Shall we?" and of you trot to 'unload some tension'. And by 'tension' I mean semen. Into another man's arse.
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09.21.2009, 01:46 PM | #42 |
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my girlfriend and I would never attend a fondue party. we feel that it's too stereotypical and thereby demeaning toward gay people.
now, if you don't mind, we're off to look at 4x4 offroad vehicles. edit: I just realized that I'd be more of man if I were actually a lesbian. |
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I'd be the quintessential masculine type. I would only date jocks, but in the bedroom I would be such a power-bottom.
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I'm sure I'll regret asking, but how can one aggressively take it? like "oh you've got more than that" or "do it again, you sissy"? |
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"C'mon soldier, I can't hear those balls slapping!" "Don't you come yet, faggot" "Call that a thrust? You bugger yo' mamma with that thing?" "Stop being such a fag and FUCK MY ASS, fag" etc
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09.21.2009, 03:49 PM | #46 |
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thanks! that helps.
secret worlds are fascinating. |
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09.23.2009, 03:40 PM | #47 | |
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Bump. More gay please.
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09.23.2009, 07:23 PM | #48 |
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How much gay? Human Torch gay, or just atsonicpark gay?
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09.24.2009, 04:36 AM | #49 | |
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How gay is atsonicpark on the scale of salmon to eggshell-puce?
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09.24.2009, 05:06 AM | #50 | |
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in yr esteemed opinion, who is more deserving: atsonicpark, big gay rob or swa(y)? note: I know what rob likes, but I'd be stuck on ideas for the other two. |
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09.24.2009, 08:27 AM | #52 | |
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Well, I reckon big gay rob would be happy enough with a hug and a smile. He's that kind of gay, y'know, not too materialistic. Just likes the boys when they wink (read it properly, I know what you lipstick lesbians are like).
Cottagingatsonicpark is probably into weird shit. Get him a trip to the aquarium. ga(y) would probably like a nice maroon cravat. If you knowwarrimean.
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09.24.2009, 09:12 AM | #53 |
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I've honestly never been too sure what cottaging is.
my two best guesses are: someone who sits inside a cottage all day, having anal sex and someone who hold jism inside their mouth until it looks like cottage cheese. please clarify. |
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09.24.2009, 06:17 PM | #54 |
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i'd be a graham chapman kind of gay, only with a permanent boner.
getting sucked off by a 19 year old whilst wearing a smoking jacket and enjoying a nice pipe. and i'd probably keep a drag queen as a mistress. |
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09.24.2009, 07:18 PM | #55 | |
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Oh man I really like this idea. I'd also give this kind of gay a whirl. On second drunken thought, I'd go with my original kind of gay and mature into this gay as an older man (in my 50's or so.)
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09.24.2009, 07:36 PM | #56 |
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well now that i'm about to enter my 30s i'd have to be a more considered and respectable kind of gay, not the type that plucks their eyebrows & runs around in a skimpy t-shirt that shows my midriff.
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No, for sure.
But to acquire the type of dignity required to wear a smoking jacket... I can only do that with age. Even in my 40's I'll be too low-brow. Basically, I'm telling you what to get me for my 50th birthday.
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09.24.2009, 08:25 PM | #58 |
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I'd definitely be a sophisticated & intellectual type gay, and i'd do things like take in teenage runaways and teach them fencing, & then i would require certain things from them in return.
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09.24.2009, 08:50 PM | #59 |
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Holy shit I need to teach teenagers fencing.
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09.24.2009, 08:53 PM | #60 | |
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